anything can be a toy!
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prettygrneyes
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woooohoooo,what a nice ,sexy,hard toy,mmmm,Jaded1 said:I am offering myself UP as a sex toy....
Mmmm, now were should we rub it......
Jaded1, CT
*ponders the thought*where to put it???
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PGE, stop teasing me....
You dam well know I've tried to get you in bed numerous time....
Oh, there wouldn't be a spot that we didn't rub it...
Jaded1, CT
prettygrneyes said:woooohoooo,what a nice ,sexy,hard toy,mmmm,
*ponders the thought*where to put it???
PGE, stop teasing me....
You dam well know I've tried to get you in bed numerous time....
Oh, there wouldn't be a spot that we didn't rub it...
Jaded1, CT
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prettygrneyes
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now what spot would that be?????????hmmmmmm
you have???????????????ROFLMFSAOJaded1 said:PGE, stop teasing me....
You dam well know I've tried to get you in bed numerous time....
Oh, there would be a spot that we didn't rub it...
Jaded1, CT
now what spot would that be?????????hmmmmmm
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Each and every cook out last year you were invited to spend the weekend..... Your not that far away!
I looked at that sweet body and always considered you as dessert...
Jaded1, CT
prettygrneyes said:you have???????????????ROFLMFSAO
now what spot would that be?????????hmmmmmm
Each and every cook out last year you were invited to spend the weekend.....
Your not that far away!I looked at that sweet body and always considered you as dessert...
Jaded1, CT
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Anything Can Be A Toy
How about using the end of an umbrella? No, we don't mean the end that sticks up in the air when you open it but the end you hold in your hand. We have an umbrella that has a ribbed wooden handle about 8 inches long and probably 2 inches in diameter. Really feels great. What's really nice is you can place the pointed end against anything to hold it in place and then slowly lower yourself onto it, allowing it to penetrate as far as you want.
PS. Also remember, each time it rains and you use the umbrella as an umbrella, you can remember the other uses you make of it.
Donna & Meghan
How about using the end of an umbrella? No, we don't mean the end that sticks up in the air when you open it but the end you hold in your hand. We have an umbrella that has a ribbed wooden handle about 8 inches long and probably 2 inches in diameter. Really feels great. What's really nice is you can place the pointed end against anything to hold it in place and then slowly lower yourself onto it, allowing it to penetrate as far as you want.
PS. Also remember, each time it rains and you use the umbrella as an umbrella, you can remember the other uses you make of it.
Donna & Meghan
Re: safe sex
Oh....I'm blushing...
My ex husband absolutely, positively, completely refused to go down on me. He rarely did anything other than missionary, no matter how much I tried to get him into other things. Any wonder why we are divorced? ANYWAY...
Recently, I had incredible phone sex with my boyfriend...used a cucumber...and the next day, ex hubby and I had a very civil lunch to discuss certain matters related to the divorce. What did I do? I cut up that cucumber and put it in his salad. He simply commented that the salad was wonderful. And he ate every bite of that cucumber. Yes, I am evil.
Poor bastard.
S.
kissinggurl said:
Oh....I'm blushing...
My ex husband absolutely, positively, completely refused to go down on me. He rarely did anything other than missionary, no matter how much I tried to get him into other things. Any wonder why we are divorced? ANYWAY...
Recently, I had incredible phone sex with my boyfriend...used a cucumber...and the next day, ex hubby and I had a very civil lunch to discuss certain matters related to the divorce. What did I do? I cut up that cucumber and put it in his salad. He simply commented that the salad was wonderful. And he ate every bite of that cucumber. Yes, I am evil.
Poor bastard.
S.
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Absolutely incredible! It's difficult for me to believe there are still people out there like this..... Were are out of the dark ages! If you truly care about your partner I would think that you would be interested in providing him or her with extreme pleasure. God, I'm not content until my partners eyes aren't rolling around some were in the back of her head! I owe that to her as a man....
Jaded1, CT
sheath said:Oh....I'm blushing...
My ex husband absolutely, positively, completely refused to go down on me. He rarely did anything other than missionary, no matter how much I tried to get him into other things. Any wonder why we are divorced? ANYWAY...
S.
Absolutely incredible! It's difficult for me to believe there are still people out there like this.....
Were are out of the dark ages! If you truly care about your partner I would think that you would be interested in providing him or her with extreme pleasure. God, I'm not content until my partners eyes aren't rolling around some were in the back of her head! I owe that to her as a man.... Jaded1, CT
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Maybe I should give you ex hubby's phone number. He could use a few pointers for the next wife he finds.
S.
Jaded1 said:Absolutely incredible! It's difficult for me to believe there are still people out there like this.....
Jaded1, CT
Maybe I should give you ex hubby's phone number. He could use a few pointers for the next wife he finds.
S.
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Just wanted to highlight this part. )
Jaded1 said:If you truly care about your partner I would think that you would be interested in providing him or her with extreme pleasure. God, I'm not content until my partners eyes aren't rolling around some were in the back of her head! I owe that to her as a man....
Jaded1, CT
Just wanted to highlight this part. )
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you're my hero
sheath said:Oh....I'm blushing...
My ex husband absolutely, positively, completely refused to go down on me. He rarely did anything other than missionary, no matter how much I tried to get him into other things. Any wonder why we are divorced? ANYWAY...
Recently, I had incredible phone sex with my boyfriend...used a cucumber...and the next day, ex hubby and I had a very civil lunch to discuss certain matters related to the divorce. What did I do? I cut up that cucumber and put it in his salad. He simply commented that the salad was wonderful. And he ate every bite of that cucumber. Yes, I am evil.
Poor bastard.
S.
you're my hero
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Sheath, I would be happy to talk with this person. However, from your description of his romantic and passionate ability! This person (I was going to say man but that would be insulting to a real man) does not have a sensual, passionate bone is his body. It would be a complete waste of time!
Your are right! I pity his next wife and next wife and next wife. Cause I can't imagine any real woman tolerating that. At least anyone that I would want to meet! That's right ladies be selffish. As long as there are partners out there like this get yours and the hell with him. To the male population that really behave like this! Wake the fuck up..............
Jaded1, CT
sheath said:Maybe I should give you ex hubby's phone number. He could use a few pointers for the next wife he finds.
S.
Sheath, I would be happy to talk with this person. However, from your description of his romantic and passionate ability! This person (I was going to say man but that would be insulting to a real man) does not have a sensual, passionate bone is his body. It would be a complete waste of time!
Your are right! I pity his next wife and next wife and next wife. Cause I can't imagine any real woman tolerating that. At least anyone that I would want to meet! That's right ladies be selffish. As long as there are partners out there like this get yours and the hell with him. To the male population that really behave like this! Wake the fuck up..............
Jaded1, CT
Thanks everyone, you're giving me some very interesting ideas for new toys and some great responses. I can't wait to read more so please keep them cumming. The more typical or unsexual the object the more turned on I get. There's just something so exciting, fun, and naughty about using something to pleasure yourself that was definitely not designed for that purpose. Thanks again and I can't wait to read more.
KinkyKiki
Thanks again and I can't wait to read more.KinkyKiki
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Good Lord, Sheath--that definitely is the paragon of poetic justice! Too bad he'll never know that he had discovered what he'd been missing...
Roman
sheath said:Oh....I'm blushing...
My ex husband absolutely, positively, completely refused to go down on me. He rarely did anything other than missionary, no matter how much I tried to get him into other things. Any wonder why we are divorced? ANYWAY...
Recently, I had incredible phone sex with my boyfriend...used a cucumber...and the next day, ex hubby and I had a very civil lunch to discuss certain matters related to the divorce. What did I do? I cut up that cucumber and put it in his salad. He simply commented that the salad was wonderful. And he ate every bite of that cucumber. Yes, I am evil.
Poor bastard.
S.
Good Lord, Sheath--that definitely is the paragon of poetic justice! Too bad he'll never know that he had discovered what he'd been missing...
Roman
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An unconventional kind of 'toy'...
Write him an erotic story. Then read it. While you read it, make him do all the things the character in the story would do. Either by himself...jacking off...or with you. Try reading the story while fucking hard and fast...lol It's almost impossible, but damn fun while you're trying it!
S.
Write him an erotic story. Then read it. While you read it, make him do all the things the character in the story would do. Either by himself...jacking off...or with you. Try reading the story while fucking hard and fast...lol It's almost impossible, but damn fun while you're trying it!
S.
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thngs i've used as a dildo
some things that i can think of right now that i used:
cigar holder
barbie's leg (pretty kinky)
a beer bottle
handle of a broom
brush handle (been said)
carrot (threw it out after)
on anything that might not be totally clean or smooth, i always use a condom
some things that i can think of right now that i used:
cigar holder
barbie's leg (pretty kinky)
a beer bottle
handle of a broom
brush handle (been said)
carrot (threw it out after)
on anything that might not be totally clean or smooth, i always use a condom
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a babies leg was kinky....
it was kinky to use a barbies leg, but it was so hot.
i have gotten so into anal play the past couple years that i finally got up the courage to ask my girl to fuck me with a strap on.
she loves it and now she does it about twice a month.
i love being her anal slut
it was kinky to use a barbies leg, but it was so hot.
i have gotten so into anal play the past couple years that i finally got up the courage to ask my girl to fuck me with a strap on.
she loves it and now she does it about twice a month.
i love being her anal slut
