Apparently I did something wrong .....

[islandman]

Doesn't explain why KS wants his head up there.

 

[neci]

i recently had a bad experience with an automatic japanese toilet bidet in a bar. i couldn't figure out which button meant flush, so i just hit a button. next thing i know, this little hose comes out from under the seat and starts spraying warm water all over me. it would not stop. i couldn't open the door, because there was serious spray action going on, and it would have squirted out into the hallway. it was horrible. i kept hitting buttons, until it ended. there was this huge puddle on the floor, and my dress was soaked. i really wish i had been sitting down for that spray. anyways. i went back later in the evening, to see if i could get a nice refreshing ass spray, but it was no longer working. that made me sad.

 

[Killswitch]

You're crazy! lol

 

[neci]

the thought of pulling my panties down and hopping back on crossed my mind, but it would have gotten me wetter. i plan on going back one day. the stream was simply powerful.

 

[jeninflorida]

I'm not real sure what it was, but whatever it was, I would like to apologize to everyone for it.

And just ask for a second chance.

Step one...realizing you have an issue!
Step two...stop smoking the obana juice
step three....turn off msnbc
step four....continue taking personal responsibility and stop blaming others for your failure
step five...stoo feeling entitled to other people money as they worked to get it
Step six...go back to step one

 

[Laurel]

i recently had a bad experience with an automatic japanese toilet bidet in a bar. i couldn't figure out which button meant flush, so i just hit a button. next thing i know, this little hose comes out from under the seat and starts spraying warm water all over me. it would not stop. i couldn't open the door, because there was serious spray action going on, and it would have squirted out into the hallway. it was horrible. i kept hitting buttons, until it ended. there was this huge puddle on the floor, and my dress was soaked. i really wish i had been sitting down for that spray. anyways. i went back later in the evening, to see if i could get a nice refreshing ass spray, but it was no longer working. that made me sad.

I have many hilarious tales of encounters with washlet toilets. One time I sat there for 10 minutes because (like you) I couldn't figure out how to get the damn spray to stop.

Another time I triggered the "privacy sound" on high volume so it made this really loud "WHOOOSSSHHH". I must've pushed it multiple times accidentally because it would not stop. Other people came in, and I wanted to yell, "I swear I'm not pooping! I just can't get this sound to turn off please help auuughh!!!" but it was so loud that they probably wouldn't hear me over the WHOOOSSSHHH so I just sat there in my stall till they left.

There are others, but I'll save them for another day.

Washlets are rad if you can make them work. Maybe they should offer a class.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

LS, this is the GB and they're like a band of wolves on a fresh caribou carcass.

To be honest, this is closer to them playing "nice" rather than being mean.

 

[lilsarah91]

Step one...realizing you have an issue!
Step two...stop smoking the obana juice
step three....turn off msnbc
step four....continue taking personal responsibility and stop blaming others for your failure
step five...stoo feeling entitled to other people money as they worked to get it
Step six...go back to step one

Step One: Realizing you have an issue!
Step Two: Stop smoking the Tea Party's Crack.
Step Three: Turn off day time AM Talk Radio and Fox News.
Step Four: Start Taking Personal Responsibility and admit when you're wrong. Everyone is from time to time.
Step Five: Stop denying solid and proven facts to support your personal delusion, because we all know that it's red states, like Florida, that are sucking on the Welfare Tit of the United States. Now if we could get people like you to stop feeling entitled for my money and taxes, we would all be better off.
Step Six: Learn how to fucking spell! I was so proud of you that you finally learned how to spell and now I see you've fallen off the wagon again. That's so sad.

 

[Skiddles2014]

There are some posters here who think their shit don't smell and the admins will cater to them differently than they would someone who isn't so well liked.

In other words there are a select few who are little bitches and take offence to anything said by someone not in their inner circle of friends.

They're not people that you want to be friends with anyways...

 

[lilsarah91]

There are some posters here who think their shit don't smell and the admins will cater to them differently than they would someone who isn't so well liked.

In other words there are a select few who are little bitches and take offense to anything said by someone not in their inner circle of friends.

They're not people that you want to be friends with anyways...

There's no worry there, I have no friends in the General Board. 95% of the people here are so fucking stupid and have their heads so far up their own asses that they can see out of their mouths.
It absolutely amazes me that they even survived childhood and proves that Natural Selection for humans, no longer exists.

 

[Debbie]

There's no worry there, I have no friends in the General Board. 95% of the people here are so fucking stupid and have their heads so far up their own asses that they can see out of their mouths.
It absolutely amazes me that they even survived childhood and proves that Natural Selection for humans, no longer exists.

Well, no one can claim you have a problem saying what you think.

 

[neci]

it was a manual flush toilet.

 

[pointless]

An extra u doesn't make the words better.

no, it just makes them more french.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm not real sure what it was, but whatever it was, I would like to apologize to everyone for it.

And just ask for a second chance.

Professional opinion: You were born. Now you know. Its terminal.

 

[Laurel]

There are some posters here who think their shit don't smell and the admins will cater to them differently than they would someone who isn't so well liked.

This is crap. You posted another user's full name - over and over again - and asked other people to take action against them offline.

If someone did that to you, I would ban them as well. I've been nothing but fair with you - more than other admins would, considering you originally came to this site with the express purpose of trolling/causing harm to it.

You knowingly broke the rules and got your account banned. You came back as another username and are posting right now. No one's banning you, and you won't be banned so long as you don't break the rules.

Quit being a baby.

 

[girlsmiley]

There's no worry there, I have no friends in the General Board. 95% of the people here are so fucking stupid and have their heads so far up their own asses that they can see out of their mouths.
It absolutely amazes me that they even survived childhood and proves that Natural Selection for humans, no longer exists.

Haha!

Tell us how you really feel why don't cha? Lol.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Laurel]

Wonder why KRC needed Pink's phone number................


Damned mysteries.

That av!

I'm dying!

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[jeninflorida]

Step One: Realizing you have an issue!
Step Two: Stop smoking the Tea Party's Crack.
Step Three: Turn off day time AM Talk Radio and Fox News.
Step Four: Start Taking Personal Responsibility and admit when you're wrong. Everyone is from time to time.
Step Five: Stop denying solid and proven facts to support your personal delusion, because we all know that it's red states, like Florida, that are sucking on the Welfare Tit of the United States. Now if we could get people like you to stop feeling entitled for my money and taxes, we would all be better off.
Step Six: Learn how to fucking spell! I was so proud of you that you finally learned how to spell and now I see you've fallen off the wagon again. That's so sad.

Clear signs of delusion and a disgruntled socialist

Keep living those failed socialist dreams and enjoy how far welfare takes you!

Be upset with yourself as u r the failure government owes you shit!

 

[jeninflorida]

Sugar, i could careless if you are poor as that is your choice what pisses me ofd about your kind is your fucking feeling of entitlement for things you and your kind do NOT deserve

If you want sonething, get a job. Get off welfare

Obanacare is welfare

 

[butters]

There's no worry there, I have no friends in the General Board. 95% of the people here are so fucking stupid and have their heads so far up their own asses that they can see out of their mouths.
It absolutely amazes me that they even survived childhood and proves that Natural Selection for humans, no longer exists.

you lack cheese in your diet

 

[jeninflorida]

There's no worry there, I have no friends in the General Board. 95% of the people here are so fucking stupid and have their heads so far up their own asses that they can see out of their mouths.
It absolutely amazes me that they even survived childhood and proves that Natural Selection for humans, no longer exists.

95% of the people here are the obana kind aka lazy welfare socialist just like you!

 

[evesdream]

no, it just makes them more french.

The noive of dis guy...

(but he's right!)

Wonder why KRC needed Pink's phone number................


Damned mysteries.

It's all very strange. I've totally lost the plot. Did Pink ever hear KRC's voice over the phone?