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[okayterrific]

Good luck with that Betty Grable legs

haha, yeah, i gotta say that mentioning you have legs like betty grable isn't exactly doing you any favors. sure she was hot back in the day, but she's been dead for nearly 40 years. you might want to update your reference.

 

[masteroforal50]

haha, yeah, i gotta say that mentioning you have legs like betty grable isn't exactly doing you any favors. sure she was hot back in the day, but she's been dead for nearly 40 years. you might want to update your reference.

This thread is pretty interesting, she stated what she wanted and quite specifically. She didn't ask any of us men to apply if we didn't fit the specifications.
She will either find who she is looking for, or not, but she will get a pretty good idea of the wit and intelligence of us guys. The other thing she will find is how many jump on her for asking.
I hope you find the guy, or guys you are looking for.

 

[RyanBlack]

seriously???


now someone seriously needs to explain to me why there was a desperate need for me to show up in this thread

unless of course it is becuse clowns has been "sifted" and on the rebound . . . .

oh wait it is about penis's. . . "seen one seen them all"???? seriously??? now Ive seen alot---but no where near "em all". . .

 

[sunshinegirl05]

seriously???


now someone seriously needs to explain to me why there was a desperate need for me to show up in this thread

unless of course it is becuse clowns has been "sifted" and on the rebound . . . .

oh wait it is about penis's. . . "seen one seen them all"???? seriously??? now Ive seen alot---but no where near "em all". . .

Did YOU say penis???? Where??????


(LOL)

 

[RyanBlack]

Did YOU say penis???? Where??????


(LOL)

you are such a cock stalker!!!!


cant a well hung man hide from you anywhere????


sheesh!!!!

 

[mandoscot]

you are such a cock stalker!!!!


cant a well hung man hide from you anywhere????


sheesh!!!!

I never did get my badge.......................

 

[sunshinegirl05]

you are such a cock stalker!!!!


cant a well hung man hide from you anywhere????


sheesh!!!!

How can I gaze at you adoringly if you are hiding from me, Mr. Black......keeper of the world's best penis!



(How am I doing? top stalker again?)

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I never did get my badge.......................

for what? cock stalker or best hung? hahaha

 

[p0k3r82]

How can I gaze at you adoringly if you are hiding from me, Mr. Black......keeper of the world's best penis!



(How am I doing? top stalker again?)

when did Mr. Black become my keeper?

 

[RyanBlack]

How can I gaze at you adoringly if you are hiding from me, Mr. Black......keeper of the world's best penis!



(How am I doing? top stalker again?)

it is not considered adoringly if you are drolling my dear!!!


now wipe your chin off and stop looking like you are in a transe!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

it is not considered adoringly if you are drolling my dear!!!


now wipe your chin off and stop looking like you are in a transe!

Damnit. I gotta work on the control thing....................



*wipes chin* now how's that trance look go?

 

[RyanBlack]

when did Mr. Black become my keeper?

awww sugar britches, you just sit there and look pretty and leave the complicated thinkin to us

nice to see you again handsome

 

[sunshinegirl05]

when did Mr. Black become my keeper?

You let Mr. Black hold your penis??????????????????

 

[p0k3r82]

awww sugar britches, you just sit there and look pretty and leave the complicated thinkin to us

nice to see you again handsome

since this morning you mean?

 

[RyanBlack]

Damnit. I gotta work on the control thing....................



*wipes chin* now how's that trance look go?

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leirotdgrn1qfq3ito1_500.jpg

thats much better

 

[RyanBlack]

since this morning you mean?

awww my little cinnamon buns. . . how about breakfast tomorrow

shall I call or nudge????

 

[sunshinegirl05]

thats much better

Damnit. You promised you wouldn't show that picture of me. GRRRRRRRRRR

 

[RyanBlack]

You let Mr. Black hold your penis??????????????????

if one does not use one's hands . . .technically it isnt "holding". . . nibbling, now that is something different all together

 

[happychatter]

Well umm I'm curious how you would avoid looking at them esp when all it takes is actually putting the img code into the PM - esp considering that the PM format doesn't stipulate that there may be an image attached.

BTW...is this a thread, or is it an actual personals ad?

I was wondering that too, it sure seemed to start life as a personal, but has taken on a life of its own.

 

[mandoscot]

for what? cock stalker or best hung? hahaha

I didn't know there were two categories of award - does that mean I'm due two badges?

 

[Cop4u_69]

Damnit. You promised you wouldn't show that picture of me. GRRRRRRRRRR

Now that some nice morning.....sunshine

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I didn't know there were two categories of award - does that mean I'm due two badges?

That depends. You need to ask Mr. Black. LOL

 

[LaurahW]

Something like eye to eye?

mm, yeah, something like that...

 

[LaurahW]

I was wondering that too, it sure seemed to start life as a personal, but has taken on a life of its own.

It started in defense after I made a post about hand jobs v blow jobs, and got an avalanche of pms from people too stupid to breathe. Now in defense of those people I'm sure they had no idea they were behaving badly, but I like it here on Lit. I've had a lot of fun over the last four games, met some good people, and as in real life, ignore the rest.

 

[LaurahW]

What even though in your profile you state that uniforms are a 'fetish' of yours? No wonder the poor guys have no idea where they stand when you contradict yourself.

I think maybe you'd be better off over in personals section if your needs are so specific or the general board. They tend to like ball breakers over there!

Good luck with that Betty Grable legs

Are your tastes always the same? I never know exactly what will get me going, but I know it when I see it. I contradict myself because of that. I won't NOT talk to someone just because they don't, or never did, wear a uniform, AND it's not ALL guys in uniforms, any more than it's all of anything.
The Betty Grable comment was made to me by a WWII Navy Master Chief, and I took it as a real compliment. She was far younger then than I am now, and to be compared to such an icon was awesome. I am a history buff, I should be a history teacher, but I can't often tolerate other people's children, so I just indulge that for myself. I don't really care if no one else gets the point of that statement.
And as far as the profile, they didn't exactly give much room to be more specific, so I put in what came to me at the time I posted it.