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[de-valmont]

I'd eat that one for breakfast, or Sunday roast....YUMtastic!!

A smaller cock but perfectly formed yes?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

After getting drunk on a Friday night hey?

Now that's a movie to watch

Heck, even if it means getting a free ride home, why not??

Ok, apologies to the thread owner....spank me if I'm hijacking the thread.

 

[de-valmont]

Heck, even if it means getting a free ride home, why not??

Ok, apologies to the thread owner....spank me if I'm hijacking the thread.

Spankings and huge-cock riding all the way home...

I may faint!

 

[Sensualdreamer]

for me they show up as links, so I just don't open them. My mama didn't raise any stupid children, and I'm the youngest of seven, so that's saying something. I am real enough, I'm sure there are a couple of guys here who would vouch for that.

I wasn't trying to question your intelligence, thus I'm not sure why you mentioned how many siblings you have . What I'm saying is simply that it is QUITE POSSIBLE to send an individual a direct pic via PM w/o the use of a link...and you wouldn't know it until you clicked the PM, opening it.

Meaning that if I wanted to, I could send you this pic - Hell I could send you ANY PIC I damn well wanted - directly to your PM box...

http://images3.cpcache.com/product_zoom/160439903v4_400x400_Front_Color-Royal.jpg

merely by using the and brackets around the JPG link... and you wouldn't know if the PM contained a pic until after you had already opened it, thus exposing your eyes to the pic...

Just saying...

 

[IhateClowns]

Ok so you have your list of what you want. What exactly are you offering?

Hey Clowns,

That seemed like a pretty good question to me man. Maybe she just skipped it for a reason or better yet I have been sifted

 

[Cop4u_69]

If you can pass certain criteria. I have been on Lit for a whopping three days, and have posted some of this in other threads, but after a post I made yesterday it becomes clear to me I need to be very specific. Just so there are no hurt feelings or misunderstandings from the start.
I am 47 years old, tall, blond, and very comfortable with myself and my sexuality. So, In the best Jeff Foxworthy format:

You might qualify if:
1) you are at LEAST 25 years old. I am no cougar, and more, I'm not willing to be a teacher. I want someone who knows what he wants, and knows how to make it happen for himself, and his partner.
2)you don't send me a picture of your cock. Come on guys! really?? I have seen my share of those, and probably a couple of other people's shares, too. Besides, that won't tell me if you know how to use it, just that you have one, and I can always buy a dildo for that.
3) you have a sense of humor. Mine is wicked and twisted.
4) you don't ask me what fetishes I'm into. I don't consider what I like so much a fetish as a guideline.
5) you have some intelligence, as well as a good dose of common sense. I have no patience for stupid on any level.

I'll start with that, and I'm sure I will get comments, which is what I'm after. If you can't pass all of these, please enjoy your stay on Lit, but search else where.
Thank you.

I have a $1000 saying that you still get emails/pms from people that have read your list but still cant get the hint.........I will cover all who want to bet against me

 

[LaurahW]

I have a $1000 saying that you still get emails/pms from people that have read your list but still cant get the hint.........I will cover all who want to bet against me

I want a cut of that action!

 

[LaurahW]

Hey Clowns,

That seemed like a pretty good question to me man. Maybe she just skipped it for a reason or better yet I have been sifted

Now if that's not a silly question. What is the point of the site? What do you think I'm offering??

 

[cowslinger64]

Hey Clowns,

That seemed like a pretty good question to me man. Maybe she just skipped it for a reason or better yet I have been sifted

She prolly has a vagina...and around here, its usually enough to get you your ass kissed incessantly by the wienies with no game.


Sorry clowns..you aren't that sort of wienie.

 

[LaurahW]

I wasn't trying to question your intelligence, thus I'm not sure why you mentioned how many siblings you have . What I'm saying is simply that it is QUITE POSSIBLE to send an individual a direct pic via PM w/o the use of a link...and you wouldn't know it until you clicked the PM, opening it.

Meaning that if I wanted to, I could send you this pic - Hell I could send you ANY PIC I damn well wanted - directly to your PM box...

http://images3.cpcache.com/product_zoom/160439903v4_400x400_Front_Color-Royal.jpg

merely by using the and brackets around the JPG link... and you wouldn't know if the PM contained a pic until after you had already opened it, thus exposing your eyes to the pic...

Just saying...

Just saying, I'm not opening a link in this thread KNOWING that's probably what it is because someone thinks they're being cute.

 

[Cop4u_69]

I want a cut of that action!

Well some of the action ok but the money No way

 

[LaurahW]

She prolly has a vagina...and around here, its usually enough to get you your ass kissed incessantly by the wienies with no game.


Sorry clowns..you aren't that sort of wienie.

I couldn't have said that better myself, Thanks

 

[LaurahW]

Well some of the action ok but the money No way

I want both!! I'm greedy.

 

[Cop4u_69]

She prolly has a vagina...and around here, its usually enough to get you your ass kissed incessantly by the wienies with no game.


Sorry clowns..you aren't that sort of wienie.

Wow a great one there cowslinger64. bet he is still scratching his head lololol

 

[LaurahW]

Heck, even if it means getting a free ride home, why not??

Ok, apologies to the thread owner....spank me if I'm hijacking the thread.

go for it girlfriend! I'm willing to share, especially if you take the weenies with no game

 

[Cop4u_69]

I want both!! I'm greedy.

Tell you what come and get it

 

[IhateClowns]

Now if that's not a silly question. What is the point of the site? What do you think I'm offering??

Honestly I have no clue. You state exactly what you want from a guy yet tell them nothing of yourself. So the only guys you are going to attract are those that send cock pics because they know nothing about you. Now you don't have to worry I won't be sending any cock pics. You seem like a level headed person so that is why I asked the question. On the other hand you say what is the point of this site, which is an erotic one, yet get turned off or upset when sent cock pics. So I think my question is a fair one. How about something about yourself besides blonde tall and hates cock pics that might entice a few of the more intelligent ment o actually take notice of you and this thread

She prolly has a vagina...and around here, its usually enough to get you your ass kissed incessantly by the wienies with no game.


Sorry clowns..you aren't that sort of wienie.

Lol apparently according to one woman here I have a harem. Whatever the hell that means. I am not interested in laurah other then to understand what she wants and maybe gain some perspective on who she is.

 

[Cop4u_69]

Heck, even if it means getting a free ride home, why not??

Ok, apologies to the thread owner....spank me if I'm hijacking the thread.

I want to watch that spanking

 

[LaurahW]

Honestly I have no clue. You state exactly what you want from a guy yet tell them nothing of yourself. So the only guys you are going to attract are those that send cock pics because they know nothing about you. Now you don't have to worry I won't be sending any cock pics. You seem like a level headed person so that is why I asked the question. On the other hand you say what is the point of this site, which is an erotic one, yet get turned off or upset when sent cock pics. So I think my question is a fair one. How about something about yourself besides blonde tall and hates cock pics that might entice a few of the more intelligent ment o actually take notice of you and this thread


Lol apparently according to one woman here I have a harem. Whatever the hell that means. I am not interested in laurah other then to understand what she wants and maybe gain some perspective on who she is.

I'm not offended by cock pics, they just don't do anything for me. I would much rather be up close and personal when looking at one. Talking about it is an entirely different prospect.

 

[cowslinger64]

Lol apparently according to one woman here I have a harem. Whatever the hell that means. I am not interested in laurah other then to understand what she wants and maybe gain some perspective on who she is.[/QUOTE]

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I wasn't dissin you at all clowns...you're one of the good ones on here.

I understood your question, and quite agreed with it to be honest. But, all too often, just having a vagina makes you interesting..remember who intrigues you thread? I mean come on...

I get accused of having a harem all the time..nothing wrong with it. We're studs..

 

[Cop4u_69]

I'm not offended by cock pics, they just don't do anything for me. I would much rather be up close and personal when looking at one. Talking about it is an entirely different prospect.

Something like eye to eye?

 

[IhateClowns]

Lol apparently according to one woman here I have a harem. Whatever the hell that means. I am not interested in laurah other then to understand what she wants and maybe gain some perspective on who she is.

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I wasn't dissin you at all clowns...you're one of the good ones on here.

I understood your question, and quite agreed with it to be honest. But, all too often, just having a vagina makes you interesting..remember who intrigues you thread? I mean come on...

I get accused of having a harem all the time..nothing wrong with it. We're studs..[/QUOTE]

Lol never took offense so all is good my friend. I just have a lot of friends both guys and girls on here. I like everyone. Well not everyone but you get it. I know you were not dissing me. I know exactly what type of guy gets the women who post certain types of threads.

As for the stud title I will give you that one. I would rather be the class clown

 

[cowslinger64]

Lol never took offense so all is good my friend. I just have a lot of friends both guys and girls on here. I like everyone. Well not everyone but you get it. I know you were not dissing me. I know exactly what type of guy gets the women who post certain types of threads.

As for the stud title I will give you that one. I would rather be the class clown [/QUOTE]

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bella thinks I'm a stud..that matters the most to me. She did offer to boink you in that one thread but I think I messed it up for you by offering the same. Lol

 

[MsTexas]

*laughs at the whole thread*

Especially ....

You might qualify if:
1) you are at LEAST 25 years old. I am no cougar, and more, I'm not willing to be a teacher. I want someone who knows what he wants, and knows how to make it happen for himself, and his partner.
2)you don't send me a picture of your cock. Come on guys! really?? I have seen my share of those, and probably a couple of other people's shares, too. Besides, that won't tell me if you know how to use it, just that you have one, and I can always buy a dildo for that.
3) you have a sense of humor. Mine is wicked and twisted.
4) you don't ask me what fetishes I'm into. I don't consider what I like so much a fetish as a guideline.
5) you have some intelligence, as well as a good dose of common sense. I have no patience for stupid on any level.

 

[Peaches1990]

If you can pass certain criteria. I have been on Lit for a whopping three days, and have posted some of this in other threads, but after a post I made yesterday it becomes clear to me I need to be very specific. Just so there are no hurt feelings or misunderstandings from the start.
I am 47 years old, tall, blond, and very comfortable with myself and my sexuality. So, In the best Jeff Foxworthy format:

You might qualify if:
1) you are at LEAST 25 years old. I am no cougar, and more, I'm not willing to be a teacher. I want someone who knows what he wants, and knows how to make it happen for himself, and his partner.
2)you don't send me a picture of your cock. Come on guys! really?? I have seen my share of those, and probably a couple of other people's shares, too. Besides, that won't tell me if you know how to use it, just that you have one, and I can always buy a dildo for that.
3) you have a sense of humor. Mine is wicked and twisted.
4) you don't ask me what fetishes I'm into. I don't consider what I like so much a fetish as a guideline.
5) you have some intelligence, as well as a good dose of common sense. I have no patience for stupid on any level.

I'll start with that, and I'm sure I will get comments, which is what I'm after. If you can't pass all of these, please enjoy your stay on Lit, but search else where.
Thank you.

What even though in your profile you state that uniforms are a 'fetish' of yours? No wonder the poor guys have no idea where they stand when you contradict yourself.

I think maybe you'd be better off over in personals section if your needs are so specific or the general board. They tend to like ball breakers over there!

Good luck with that Betty Grable legs