Are you a twue dominant?

[graceanne]

Mawwiage...It's what bwings us togewer...

Man and wife. Say man and wife.

 

[laceNlthrgrrl]

That was funny!


So not twue, so not dominate.

Though if a purty boi came my way, I could be inspired.

<giggling too mcuh to be dignified>

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I win! I'm so damn dominant. Weawwy Twuwwy.

Youre a twue poser.

 

[Licia]

now you're just soley enamoring to make a charicature of me =PPPPPPPPPPP

*hand on my hip, posting*

Psh.

Everything isn't 'boutchu, cooties.

However, I would like to see that trick: one hand restrained, the other doing technical stuff.

...

Mayhaps then ya could evolve into multi-tasker!

*chuckles, posture taking on optimism*

Mmm, but I won't be holding my breath.

Tsk, tsk.

 

[Licia]

Youre a twue poser.

Yanno, the hubs and I have discussed installing one of those invisible dog fences. The way in which it functions is you train your dog to the perimeter of the yard for a few weeks before burying the line. After the animal has learned the boundaries, ya slip a shock collar around his neck and let him off the leash. Natural consequence to putting a paw over the line? Zaaap!

Fortunately, we are caring masters. Eh, we wouldn't own a viscous beast regardless. Our dog is smart regarding boundaries, and when he does happen to get loose he understands that if he needs to bark at something he doesn't understand, it's time to come back to the doghouse.

We're lucky to have such a magnificent animal.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Youre a twue poser.

a limpdick, stalking me from AH, sorry guys.

 

[Licia]

a limpdick, stalking me from AH, sorry guys.

Rabid dogs are to death sentence as useless prick is to loneliness.

He at least has a concept of chew toy; however, he needs a tap to the nose. "Teeth do not belong here--control yourself."

And who in their right mind has the time and patience for that?

Not me.

And that's all I have to say about that.

But, I do have this for you.

 

[Stella_Omega]

it's pretty stalkery that he would care so much as to "read other posts", because I don't know how else he would have come across it.

Or should that be "come acwoss it"

 

[Licia]

it's pretty stalkery that he would care so much as to "read other posts", because I don't know how else he would have come across it.

Or should that be "come acwoss it"

Don't watch Cujo's end if you're squeamish.

Ever watched The People Under the Stairs? Horror flicks, delicious.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Don't watch Cujo's end if you're squeamish.

Ever watched The People Under the Stairs? Horror flicks, delicious.

I don't watch horror movies. My adrenal system is kind of out of whack or something, and they aren't delicious to me.

 

[Licia]

I don't watch horror movies. My adrenal system is kind of out of whack or something, and they aren't delicious to me.

*chuckles*

Hubs dislikes them as well.

I find them comic relief.

Probably, 'tis me with a system out of whack.