Arizona! The new thread

[60HzHum]

Feel free to take this the wrong way (because y'all will) those are done with my rub and my sauce!

Maybe Ms. Dee will let you toss her salad.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Maybe Ms. Dee will let you toss her salad.

http://previews.123rf.com/images/david_m/david_m1008/david_m100800048/7504505-Scowling-pretty-girl-with-folded-hands-Stock-Photo-arms-folded-crossed.jpg

 

[davalene]

Eyes

http://previews.123rf.com/images/david_m/david_m1008/david_m100800048/7504505-Scowling-pretty-girl-with-folded-hands-Stock-Photo-arms-folded-crossed.jpg

Read between the lines, "Hell," you had better read between those eyes!
Dave.

 

[hoosieryank]

http://previews.123rf.com/images/david_m/david_m1008/david_m100800048/7504505-Scowling-pretty-girl-with-folded-hands-Stock-Photo-arms-folded-crossed.jpg

I don't think she appreciated that last comment.

 

[sunbunny3]

I'm thinking I don't blame her..

 

[davalene]

Back Off

Hey fellas I'm a thinkin' you'al had better back off - These ladies are about ready to change your sex and feed it to you.... Look at those eyes and she has a back up in Texas also!

I have to go back and see what made her so upset - WOW.
Dave.

 

[davalene]

Found it

LOL not me, I'm still in my PJs

Ides of March = March 15th, it's a Roman thing. Think Julius Caesar.... that's when they killed him. Et tu, Brute?

Pizza tonight then?

Well it took a few minutes to find it.

Wow Dee you are really a lot of fun when you get pissed off. Oh and that partner of yours in Texas is right there to back you up - A TRUE FRIEND!
Dave.

 

[sunbunny3]

And you know Dave, all us single Texas women keep the hand gun right next to the bed.

 

[davalene]

Saying

And you know Dave, all us single Texas women keep the hand gun right next to the bed.

"Shoot low they are all riding Shetlands!"

Dave.
4 U

 

[sunbunny3]

"Shoot low they are all riding Shetlands!"

Dave.
4 U

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Well it took a few minutes to find it.

Wow Dee you are really a lot of fun when you get pissed off. Oh and that partner of yours in Texas is right there to back you up - A TRUE FRIEND!
Dave.

Lol Dave, nooo, it was this one here http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=66138371&postcount=551 on top of this page that got me a little riled up....

If anyone's going to offer my ass up to people, it should be me, don't you think?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'm thinking I don't blame her..

Thanks, Miss Bunny!

 

[sunbunny3]

Thanks, Miss Bunny!

You are most welcome, Dee!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Oh come on now, people, it's okay to post.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Well then Dee how are you?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Well then Dee how are you?

Well hey Wolfie, I'm just on my way out, but it's nice of you to pop in! Catch you later!

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

LOL okay Dee cya then.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Morning, Zonies, up and at 'em!

 

[hoosieryank]

Morning, Zonies, up and at 'em!

Not happening for awhile. Been in the hospital since Thursday and now the doctor says I have to give up the BBQ.

 

[sunbunny3]

Not happening for awhile. Been in the hospital since Thursday and now the doctor says I have to give up the BBQ.

Hugs!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Not happening for awhile. Been in the hospital since Thursday and now the doctor says I have to give up the BBQ.

Oh you poor kid, feel better soon!

 

[hoosieryank]

Thanks Dee and Bunny. I may not be able to eat BBQ for awhile, but I can still serve it up. I've got to take care of my heart. I've got a hot blonde that I want to enjoy for a long time.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Thanks Dee and Bunny. I may not be able to eat BBQ for awhile, but I can still serve it up. I've got to take care of my heart. I've got a hot blonde that I want to enjoy for a long time.

Sounds like a great incentive!

 

[hoosieryank]

April Fools Day

Yesterday was April Fools Day. My girlfriend and I both worked third shift that night which left her two teenage daughters free run of the house. We found six pranks they set up including saran wrap across the front doorway, food coloring in the faucet so the water ran red, (a little biblical there), upside down glasses full of water, tape on the batteries for the tv remote, etc. Nothing dangerous or damaging but creative. It is amazing how much revenge you can get out of a moth glued to the light switch!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

That ^^^^^ sounds like some good clean fun!