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Readyinaz said:
I was wondering where you have been hiding shadow. Glad to hear your feeling better. :D Hope everyone had a great Turkey day!
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Hey Ready! Yes, I'm feeling better, thank :)

Sat night bump :nana:
 
shadowcat said:
Can I join the Saturday night bump with you?

:D
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Sure!!! And while we're waiting for others to bump with us, i'll tell you a Christmas Poem.... :D



'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat

The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.

Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.

With a fat little driver, half out of his sled,
A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.

Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.

Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.

They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.

I was donning my jacket to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.

That was some brothel, he said with a smile,
The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile.

He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.

I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.

The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And a six pair of panties, the edible kind.

A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.

A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.

This suff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split.

He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.

He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch,
Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!
 
SierraMoon said:
Sure!!! And while we're waiting for others to bump with us, i'll tell you a Christmas Poem.... :D
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HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Sierra, my perception of Santa will never be the same now that I've meet you!
 
shadowcat said:
HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Sierra, my perception of Santa will never be the same now that I've meet you!
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Well, haven't you ever wondered why he's so jolly???? hehe

:p
 
SierraMoon said:
You know, i think those elves are just about the right height..... :eek:
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You just may have something there! It could be the next big toy for boys and girls! :p
 
SierraMoon said:
With varying speeds???? :p
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Of course - all the better to scream with Christmas joy that way!:devil:

And a variety of fashionable accessories to go with each elf. Various themes, outfits and props - oh my! :D Just imagine the leather, whips, crops, handcuffs, blindfolds and so much more... all the fun things to go with your new holiday elf.

My, I think my fever is back - I'd better go cool down some ;)
 
VincentFloyd said:
how was everyone's weekend? any hot fucking going on? and if so, why wasn't I told???? :D
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Mine was quiet, but nice.

If there was any hot sex going on..... why wasn't i part of it??????? :p
 
SierraMoon said:
Just make sure that i'm not an old lady by then, ok??? ;)
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even if you are an old lady by then, i'll still find you extremely sexy and include you in all the fun :D
 
VincentFloyd said:
even if you are an old lady by then, i'll still find you extremely sexy and include you in all the fun :D
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You know, i'm already an old lady... lol! :D


i can imagine all the fun that can be had with that member in your av.... ;)
 
SierraMoon said:
You know, i'm already an old lady... lol! :D


i can imagine all the fun that can be had with that member in your av.... ;)
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you being an old lady (which you're not) doesn't mean I don't want you still...:)

there's lots of fun you can have with my AV, all night, sweaty, groaning kinda fun... :D
 
VincentFloyd said:
you being an old lady (which you're not) doesn't mean I don't want you still...:)

there's lots of fun you can have with my AV, all night, sweaty, groaning kinda fun... :D
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LOL... Wait til you meet me at the next get together... grey hair and all!! ;)

i'm all up for sweaty, all night fun... then hop in the shower and get all dirty again... :D
 
SierraMoon said:
LOL... Wait til you meet me at the next get together... grey hair and all!! ;)

i'm all up for sweaty, all night fun... then hop in the shower and get all dirty again... :D
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yeah well i'm only 20 and I have grey hair as well, it makes us look distinguished :D

hop in the shower, get cleaned up, have some fun in there, then back to the bedroom to get dirty again, then the shower, etc. etc. :p
 
VincentFloyd said:
yeah well i'm only 20 and I have grey hair as well, it makes us look distinguished :D

hop in the shower, get cleaned up, have some fun in there, then back to the bedroom to get dirty again, then the shower, etc. etc. :p
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Oh my goodness... You are only 20??? i am old then!! ;)

Although.... i could teach you a few things, i'm sure... LOL
 
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