Ars Amatori's Public Bath

[asian_princess]

The incredibly polite way to say "Baby, don't stop!"

Which, in itself, is the polite way to say, "stop and I'll cut your fuckin' balls off".

The 1800's have nothing on me when it comes to class- thouhg i guess I could look dejected and kick and scream.

(Fifty bucks says Appy is a screamer)

Good luck getting proof of that.

Give me a cut and I'll see what I can do.

 

[ArsAmatori]

Which, in itself, is the polite way to say, "stop and I'll cut your fuckin' balls off".

The 1800's have nothing on me when it comes to class.

Good luck getting proof of that.

Give me a cut and I'll see what I can do.

You ooze class from every pore. Yer an oozer.

I would try to make a sex joke... but ever notice how it is hard to use "ooze" in a sexy way?

 

[asian_princess]

You ooze class from every pore. Yer an oozer.

I would try to make a sex joke... but ever notice how it is hard to use "ooze" in a sexy way?

I do, I do. I'd probably go with -

'ooze, yer daddy?

 

[ArsAmatori]

I do, I do. I'd probably go with -

'ooze, yer daddy?

Hahah

I l-ooze myself in your gorgeous eyes.

 

[ArsAmatori]

"THERE are two kinds of eunuchs, those that are disguised as males, and those that are disguised as females."
-KS

(...and then Appy came along and all hell broke loose.)

 

[asian_princess]

Hahah

I l-ooze myself in your gorgeous eyes.

Ow. That burns

Don't you know how to y-ooze a warning word?

 

[ArsAmatori]

Ow. That burns

Don't you know how to y-ooze a warning word?

I'm more of a grunter, but beggars can't be ch-ooze-ers...

 

[ArsAmatori]

In order that a woman may be relished by men, she must have a perfect waist, and must be plump and lusty. Her hair will be black ... her bust and her belly large; her breasts must be full and firm, her belly in good proportion, and her navel well-developed and marked; the lower part of the belly is to be large, the vulva projecting and fleshy
-The Perfumed Garden

 

[ArsAmatori]

In order that a woman may be relished by men, she must have a perfect waist, and must be plump and lusty. Her hair will be black ... her bust and her belly large; her breasts must be full and firm, her belly in good proportion, and her navel well-developed and marked; the lower part of the belly is to be large, the vulva projecting and fleshy
-The Perfumed Garden

[continued]... If one looks at a woman with those qualities in front, one is fascinated; if from behind, one dies with pleasure.

Damn RIGHT!!!

 

[asian_princess]

I'm more of a grunter, but beggars can't be ch-ooze-ers...

Oh my, you're making me w-ooze-y in the skillful way in which you w-ooze a woman.

 

[ArsAmatori]

Oh my, you're making me w-ooze-y in the skillful way in which you w-ooze a woman.

I have no comeback for that... busy dying with pleasure.

 

[asian_princess]

I have no comeback for that... busy dying with pleasure.

Darling, do not regret the promptness of your surrender!
I think no less of you now, you have not lost my respect.
Eros has arrows that work many ways; some merely will scratch us,
And as the slow venom acts, so the heart sickens for years.
But here are others, strong feathers and freshly pointed and sharpened –
Right to the marrow they pierce, quikly they kindle the blood.
In the heroic age, when a god fell in love with a goddess,
Passion was born at a glance and was assuaged in a trice.

~ Goethe.

 

[ArsAmatori]

Darling, do not regret the promptness of your surrender!
I think no less of you now, you have not lost my respect.
Eros has arrows that work many ways; some merely will scratch us,
And as the slow venom acts, so the heart sickens for years.
But here are others, strong feathers and freshly pointed and sharpened –
Right to the marrow they pierce, quikly they kindle the blood.
In the heroic age, when a god fell in love with a goddess,
Passion was born at a glance and was assuaged in a trice.

~ Goethe.

You can get a curved branch to bend on the tree by patience:
you’ll break it, if you try out your full strength.
With patience you can cross the water: you’ll not
conquer the river by sailing against the flow.

-AA

 

[ArsAmatori]

Darling, do not regret the promptness of your surrender!
I think no less of you now, you have not lost my respect.
Eros has arrows that work many ways; some merely will scratch us,
And as the slow venom acts, so the heart sickens for years.
But here are others, strong feathers and freshly pointed and sharpened –
Right to the marrow they pierce, quikly they kindle the blood.
In the heroic age, when a god fell in love with a goddess,
Passion was born at a glance and was assuaged in a trice.

~ Goethe.

I don’t order you to bare your chest to flying darts:
the tender commands of my arts are safe.
-AA

 

[ArsAmatori]

Ok this pretentious duel of poetry is getting way out of hand. Somebody please hop in the hot tub and talk about Beavis and Butthead or something

 

[asian_princess]

Ok this pretentious duel of poetry is getting way out of hand. Somebody please hop in the hot tub and talk about Beavis and Butthead or something

Don't MAKE me dig up another Appylikesanalingus lim'rick

 

[ArsAmatori]

Don't MAKE me dig up another Appylikesanalingus lim'rick

It seems that your lim'ricks are banally
Not polished or primped certain-tanally
But that can be excused
For you're often recused
Imagining doing it anally.

 

[Mrs.H]

ArsAmatori? Hi........ do you not know who aPpY is?

Allow me to introduce her!

She is THE most amazing woman ever, she is what

we call BOMB BIGGITY! And you will never win sugar,

she will ALWAYS have the last word and the last laugh

because? Well, because she is MY aPpAlApAdInDoNg

and I love her and she feeds me chocolate.

Nice meeting you Ars!

 

[ArsAmatori]

ArsAmatori? Hi........ do you not know who aPpY is?

Allow me to introduce her!

She is THE most amazing woman ever, she is what

we call BOMB BIGGITY! And you will never win sugar,

she will ALWAYS have the last word and the last laugh

because? Well, because she is MY aPpAlApAdInDoNg

and I love her and she feeds me chocolate.

Nice meeting you Ars!

How excellent to see another brave soul venture into the sweltering water. Appy seems like a nice girl. I've really only seen her on this thread...ish. Be careful of bringing chocolate though...it tends to melt.

Unless you like that sort of thing.

 

[asian_princess]

It seems that your lim'ricks are banally
Not polished or primped certain-tanally
But that can be excused
For you're often recused
Imagining doing it anally.

Why sir, I do take offense
At your priggish and prudish pretense.
That my ass in the air
Splendidly bare
Would be used instead as a silly defense!

 

[ArsAmatori]

Why sir, I do take offense
At your priggish and prudish pretense.
That my ass in the air
Splendidly bare
Would be used instead as a silly defense!

A defense can often be broken
But a friend warned me once with this token:
Don't fuck with the Ap
Or she'll give you a slap
And forcefully you will be chokin.

 

[Mrs.H]

How excellent to see another brave soul venture into the sweltering water. Appy seems like a nice girl. I've really only seen her on this thread...ish. Be careful of bringing chocolate though...it tends to melt.

Unless you like that sort of thing.

I like pretzels dipped in melted chocolate.

This thread........ish is fun..........ish!

 

[ArsAmatori]

Wine rouses courage and is fit for passion:
care flies, and deep drinking dilutes it.
Then laughter comes, the poor man dons the horns,
then pain and sorrow leave, and wrinkled brows.
Then what’s rarest in our age appears to our minds,
Simplicity: all art dispelled by the god.

-AA

 

[ArsAmatori]

I like pretzels dipped in melted chocolate.

This thread........ish is fun..........ish!

Then you will be pleased to learn that I have just had a chocolate fountain set up.

http://www.chrl.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/chocolate_fountain_rf38.jpg

Don't worry. It is diet-ish.

 

[asian_princess]

ArsAmatori? Hi........ do you not know who aPpY is?

Allow me to introduce her!

She is THE most amazing woman ever, she is what

we call BOMB BIGGITY! And you will never win sugar,

she will ALWAYS have the last word and the last laugh

because? Well, because she is MY aPpAlApAdInDoNg

and I love her and she feeds me chocolate.

Nice meeting you Ars!

YAY IT"S THE VEEPS!!!

*hugglesnuggles*

Awwww....how'd you know I had chocolate easter eggs in my pocket!?