Ars Amatori's Public Bath

[ArsAmatori]

Saturnalia has come early this year.

 

[asian_princess]

Foam Party!!! *Turns on the ancient roman disco music and gets jiggy under the toga*

*pokes head out from under the bubbles*

Toga?

How come no one told me we were wearing togas?

*looks down at my vine leaf bikini and feels underdressed*

 

[asian_princess]

Saturnalia has come early this year.

There are exercises you can do to stop that *nods*

 

[ArsAmatori]

*pokes head out from under the bubbles*

Toga?

How come no one told me we were wearing togas?

*looks down at my vine leaf bikini and feels underdressed*

Vine? Oh sweetie... Um... you mean poison ivy

There are exercises you can do to stop that *nods*

Yeah, but my left hand is worn out.

 

[sfcurly]

Saturnalia has come early this year.

then where are my presents!!!!!

*slips into bubbling bath mmm I needed this

Hello Appy

Hello ars

 

[ArsAmatori]

then where are my presents!!!!!

*slips into bubbling bath mmm I needed this

Hello Appy

Hello ars

Howdy Curly!

If Larry and Moe were half as cute the show would NOT have have gotten canceled.

 

[sfcurly]

Howdy Curly!

If Larry and Moe were half as cute the show would have have gotten canceled.

hmmm you are probably correct! i'd rather NOT be associated with the three stooges however *considers name change*

 

[asian_princess]

then where are my presents!!!!!

*slips into bubbling bath mmm I needed this

Hello Appy

Hello ars

Helloooooo Curlywurly!!

*splashes you with some bubbles*

Welcome!!! I'm a bath usurper, so glad you could join us

Yeah, but my left hand is worn out.

*nods* Typing can do that to a person.

 

[JediPikachuOy]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppp!!!!

I got here faster than a Romulan on Pleiades 8, cause I heard there was some sweet action.

 

[asian_princess]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppp!!!!

I got here faster than a Romulan on Pleiades 8, cause I heard there was some sweet action.

Chu Chu Twain! You came!!

*gets on board and rides you to the next galaxy and beyonnnnnnnnnnd!*

 

[sfcurly]

Helloooooo Curlywurly!!

*splashes you with some bubbles*

Welcome!!! I'm a bath usurper, so glad you could join us

hehe *laughs and begins to start a splashing duel, WHICH i intend to win *

 

[JediPikachuOy]

Helloooooo Curlywurly!!

*splashes you with some bubbles*

Welcome!!! I'm a bath usurper, so glad you could join us

She has big boobs


*nods* Typing can do that to a person.

I personally don't type. I just sit back and the awesomeness flows all by itself.

 

[asian_princess]

hehe *laughs and begins to start a splashing duel, WHICH i intend to win *

No way!!!!

*giggles and dives under and tickles CurlyWurly's feet under the water, and comes up spluttering*
Oops.

Ok - Round two!!

*splishy splahes Curlywurly's most beautiful botticelli locks that I'm totally jealous over but am not going to admit to*

I personally don't type. I just sit back and the awesomeness flows all by itself.

Oh.

Is that why I thought you'd logged out and gone to sleep

 

[JediPikachuOy]

hehe *laughs and begins to start a splashing duel, WHICH i intend to win *

SCORE!

 

[JediPikachuOy]

No way!!!!

*giggles and dives under and tickles CurlyWurly's feet under the water, and comes up spluttering*
Oops.

Ok - Round two!!

*splishy splahes Curlywurly's most beautiful botticelli locks that I'm totally jealous over but am not going to admit to*



Oh.

Is that why I thought you'd logged out and gone to sleep

I only fall asleep after a good whack off...


which is about every 37 minutes.

 

[sfcurly]

No way!!!!

*giggles and dives under and tickles CurlyWurly's feet under the water, and comes up spluttering*
Oops.

Ok - Round two!!

*splishy splahes Curlywurly's most beautiful botticelli locks that I'm totally jealous over but am not going to admit to*

*I laugh... and am compleltey wet all over. GREAT, tackles appy and takes her underwater with me, depriving us both of air, but i am laughing under the water, as I tickle your ribs*

 

[sfcurly]

I only fall asleep after a good whack off...


which is about every 37 minutes.

ooo WOW your stamina abounds.

 

[ArsAmatori]

Hello everybody! Help yourself to some grapes, olives and other euphemisms for male testicles.

 

[ArsAmatori]

ooo WOW your stamina abounds.

Hey baby, I can show you...38!

 

[ArsAmatori]

Here is a similar gem.


Your’s to play the lover, imitate wounds with words:
use whatever skill you have to win her belief.
Don’t think it’s hard: each think’s herself desired:
the very worst take’s pleasure in her looks.

Yet often the imitator begins to love in truth,
often, what was once imagined comes to be.
O, be kinder to the ones who feign it, girls:
true love will come, out of what was false.

Playas be playin. But don't be hatin' ladies. Sometimes even manwhores come around.

 

[ArsAmatori]

Though a woman is reserved, and keeps her feelings concealed; yet when she gets on the top of a man, she then shows all her love and desire.
-KS

Women listen up! The Kama Sutra just explained how to show him you care.

 

[ArsAmatori]

A defense can often be broken
But a friend warned me once with this token:
Don't fuck with the Ap
Or she'll give you a slap
And forcefully you will be chokin.

This is some of Ovid's finest work

 

[asian_princess]

Sometimes even manwhores come around.

*sets a trap for them for when they do*

 

[ArsAmatori]

*sets a trap for them for when they do*

But she SWORE she was 18