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Artina Heartflash

To date, 844 views on the first pic. Then only half the viewers afterwards. Is it because not many have a sense of humor? Is it because they are looking for the "in your face" gyne photo for instant grat? Is it because no one has any curiosity anymore? Is it because the dog at the keyboard fell off the chair when it saw the first pic? Or maybe even the aliens are bored?

I know I won't get an answer for this, although I am a curious one.

"Your sperm's in the gutter. Your love's in the sink."

Stalk on.
 
Artina Heartflash said:
To date, 844 views on the first pic. Then only half the viewers afterwards. Is it because not many have a sense of humor? Is it because they are looking for the "in your face" gyne photo for instant grat? Is it because no one has any curiosity anymore? Is it because the dog at the keyboard fell off the chair when it saw the first pic? Or maybe even the aliens are bored?

I know I won't get an answer for this, although I am a curious one.

"Your sperm's in the gutter. Your love's in the sink."

Stalk on.
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ROFLMAO...the first picture made me want to see the others....i was hoping for more funny ones....

Its an edge few would even think of trying to obtain...
 
Artina Heartflash said:
To date, 844 views on the first pic. Then only half the viewers afterwards. Is it because not many have a sense of humor? Is it because they are looking for the "in your face" gyne photo for instant grat? Is it because no one has any curiosity anymore? Is it because the dog at the keyboard fell off the chair when it saw the first pic? Or maybe even the aliens are bored?

I know I won't get an answer for this, although I am a curious one.

"Your sperm's in the gutter. Your love's in the sink."

Stalk on.
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An interesting observation, although I wouldn't put much faith in the counter here, have looked at a number of postings and it still showed no visits. All I can say my lady is that those who skipped over missed some lovely shots. Thank you for sharing, H :rose:
 
Artina Heartflash said:
To date, 844 views on the first pic. Then only half the viewers afterwards. Is it because not many have a sense of humor? Is it because they are looking for the "in your face" gyne photo for instant grat? Is it because no one has any curiosity anymore? Is it because the dog at the keyboard fell off the chair when it saw the first pic? Or maybe even the aliens are bored?

I know I won't get an answer for this, although I am a curious one.

"Your sperm's in the gutter. Your love's in the sink."

Stalk on.
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I went all the way to the end, love the teasing poses. if you want to send more please send them to MEOC999@AOL
 
Thanks people and fellow precious oddities. ;) I hope to eventually reward those who hang in here with me and enjoy the show. But when I do, you'll have to be quick to catch the dog biscuits.... erm... I mean flashes...

TTYS
 
Artina Heartflash said:
Thanks people and fellow precious oddities. ;) I hope to eventually reward those who hang in here with me and enjoy the show. But when I do, you'll have to be quick to catch the dog biscuits.... erm... I mean flashes...

TTYS
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hmm, woof, woof, I mean, am watching. :rose: H
 
Artina Heartflash said:
Thanks people and fellow precious oddities. ;) I hope to eventually reward those who hang in here with me and enjoy the show. But when I do, you'll have to be quick to catch the dog biscuits.... erm... I mean flashes...

TTYS
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now that i found you I will be watching ------- :p
 
Vampyre Flapyre

Vampyre Flapyre is a reflection of a past life. The woman was a flapper from the early 1920s who literally flapped her way (winged) into the cryptic elite force who held court in the gothic ruins of an English dungeon.

She was reported to have stalked and eluded Van Helsing, the famous vampire slayer. She used his crossbow as an erotic toy.

Her one long eyetooth seen in the photo is jagged and chipped because her diet consisted mainly of raw bones found in the nearby cemetery, for she had no willing dance partners to feed her. "Damn," she was heard to groan, "Men bond with other men while sucking up bottles of ale. Why can't they bond with women who suck flesh?..."

She was known for chasing bobbys as they rode on horses and would often steal the horse bells. It was rumored she tied the bells on a very large leather flogger.

She was also seen with Rudolph Valentino shortly before his death. Usually Vampyres cannot be caught on film, but Flapyre attributes her power to appear on film because she once licked a flashbulb of a pressman under a black hood. "It was hot!" she said. The rare B&W photo shows the bedazzled expression of Rudy over her powerful Lapis necklace and charms. Behind the scenes of "Son of the Sheik" she could be heard screaming, "ME NEXT!!! ME NEXT!!!" when he was whipped by the enemy. (Of course her vocals were never caught on the silent screen version.) She hinted that he was responsible for bringing her "out of her coffin" while aboard a boat sailing from Italy to America. She claimed he taught her her first dance steps during his early rounds as a taxi dancer and gigilo.

The inscription in the bronze photo is "Kiss my rosebud", her final words to Van Helsing. The symbols were a bit cryptic, the "r" appearing as "p", and the "y" as candleabra. The peasons ape unceptain.

Van Helsing never did kiss her rose bud. At least not one of the buds in her silk floral array
 
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Artina Heartflash said:
Vampyre Flapyre is a reflection of a past life. The woman was a flapper from the early 1920s who literally flapped her way (winged) into the cryptic elite force who held court in the gothic ruins of an English dungeon.

She was reported to have stalked and eluded Van Helsing, the famous vampire slayer. She used his crossbow as an erotic toy.

Her one long eyetooth seen in the photo is jagged and chipped because her diet consisted mainly of raw bones found in the nearby cemetery, for she had no willing dance partners to feed her. "Damn," she was heard to groan, "Men bond with other men while sucking up bottles of ale. Why can't they bond with women who suck flesh?..."

She was known for chasing bobbys as they rode on horses and would often steal the horse bells. It was rumored she tied the bells on a very large leather flogger.

She was also seen with Rudolph Valentino shortly before his death. Usually Vampyres cannot be caught on film, but Flapyre attributes her power to appear on film because she once licked a flashbulb of a pressman under a black hood. "It was hot!" she said. The rare B&W photo shows the bedazzled expression of Rudy over her powerful Lapis necklace and charms. Behind the scenes of "Son of the Sheik" she could be heard screaming, "ME NEXT!!! ME NEXT!!!" when he was whipped by the enemy. (Of course her vocals were never caught on the silent screen version.) She hinted that he was responsible for bringing her "out of her coffin" while aboard a boat sailing from Italy to America. She claimed he taught her her first dance steps during his early rounds as a taxi dancer and gigilo.

The inscription in the bronze photo is "Kiss my rosebud", her final words to Van Helsing. The symbols were a bit cryptic, the "r" appearing as "p", and the "y" as candleabra. The peasons ape unceptain.

Van Helsing never did kiss her rose bud. At least not one of the buds in her silk floral array
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My dear, what fine teeth you have.... :kiss: Great pics...thanks, hugs H :rose:
 
Anyone have any ideas as to what this ghost ball wants from me? He's climbing my thigh. The Atlantic Paranormal Society (TAPS) made no comment. Would have been cool if they'd come to investigate for paranormal activity in my house. Even if a taped, mysterious growl of "She's MINE!" was analyzed as NOT a supernatural entity's, but just one of the crew wrestling with a frayed, charged fan cord.

Yeh...its hard to see the floater. The machines here won't let me enlarge.
 
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Artina Heartflash said:
I have been briefly flashing a few rare pics in various threads since I have joined Literotica. The ones here are most recent, from 2006 to present. I am in Georgia and would like to read most from the locals.

There are some humorous poses but no full nudity in this collection. The more revealing poses are saved for very special, private friends only.
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Love the humour already:)
 
Artina Heartflash said:
To date, 844 views on the first pic. Then only half the viewers afterwards. Is it because not many have a sense of humor? Is it because they are looking for the "in your face" gyne photo for instant grat? Is it because no one has any curiosity anymore? Is it because the dog at the keyboard fell off the chair when it saw the first pic? Or maybe even the aliens are bored?

I know I won't get an answer for this, although I am a curious one.

"Your sperm's in the gutter. Your love's in the sink."

Stalk on.
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Just found you and still with you:)
 
Artina Heartflash said:
Have been away in dead space for some time. ;)
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Another WOW lol
What an amazing pice of clothing;)
And an amazing person wearing it :kiss: :rose:
 
wow

Wonderful pictures. Playful and fun!

What part of Georgia? I'm just south of Atlanta this week.
 
NE Georgia.

Keep your eyes on the thread when you can. Tomorrow I hope to flush some of you stalkers out. THANK YOU to the appreciative ones. This IS my first picture thread.
 
Artina Heartflash said:
NE Georgia.

Keep your eyes on the thread when you can. Tomorrow I hope to flush some of you stalkers out. THANK YOU to the appreciative ones. This IS my first picture thread.
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Stalkers?
 
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