as a giant,

[dolf]

mowing the lawn, with the ant army swarming up my ankles & shins. I wiped their world flat and then flicked them away as though they were nothing. this day, ant warriors will sing for their fallen comrades and ant workers will cry for their devastated world.

I am a cruel god.

 

[ryan8558]

mowing the lawn, with the ant army swarming up my ankles & shins. I wiped their world flat and then flicked them away as though they were nothing. this day, ant warriors will sing for their fallen comrades and ant workers will cry for their devastated world.

I am a cruel god.

Just as I've always suspected.

 

[cjh]

You obviously don't have fire ants.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Goddess...

 

[RobDownSouth]

You obviously don't have fire ants.

That was my first thought too.
:nods:

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

fire ant venom has good antibiotic properties, when I get an infection I let the ants at the raw wound and repair me. Feels good when theyre done.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Attack of the 50' Woman



Did they at least get an upskirt or cameltoe before they paid their dues?

 

[Sinny]

Don't let those fuckers take over. Boiling water into the ant hill will fix that.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I pour bacon grease down the hole and unleash the German dachs-hellhounds...

 

[dolf]

Goddess...

did you know... the king's wife is always a queen, but the queen's husband (if she is heir) can only ever be prince. only the heir can be king, with the implication being that a king would always be above a queen.

god. tyvm.

Don't let those fuckers take over. Boiling water into the ant hill will fix that.

no.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Goddess



You should not provoke your worshippers...

 

[dolf]

Goddess



You should not provoke your worshippers...

pour boiling water into your house

 

[neci]

diatomaceous earth and orange oil!

you are a beautiful, evil god.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

pour boiling water into your house

The queen shall have her revenge...



Bacon-crazed weenies would have gotten to her.

 

[Sinny]

Well alrighty then

 

[neci]

http://www.landofpyramids.org/images/ammit-1.jpg

 

[dolf]

does that body make my bum look fat?

 

[neci]

head of a crocodile, body of a lion and ass of a hippo.

the original badonkadonk.

 

[Queersetti]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3606413824/h4C6838B7/

 

[dolf]

my son just came upstairs and told me that he is the giver of life, just like jesus but with better hair. coincidence? I think not!

 

[Que]

Does the God of your ants own a magnifying glass?

http://alpha.zimage.com/~ant/antfarm/ants/FarSide-AntHill-MangifyGlass.jpg

 

[dolf]

and death & destruction is incidental, never deliberate.

 

[Que]

and death & destruction is incidental, never deliberate.

Where's the fun in that?

 

[dolf]

Where's the fun in that?

have you ever wondered whether all the various wars and diseases that beset mankind are just a bit of fun?

 

[Que]

have you ever wondered whether all the various wars and diseases that beset mankind are just a bit of fun?

It is plausible, no? Hannibal delighted in God's ironic sense of humor.