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[HottieMama]

Bunny can I be your next stalker?

Seriously, what is your biggest regret?

 

[BiBunny]

Dearest Bunny, would you allow me to give you a massage tonight?

No thank you. I'm sure you can find someone to oblige you over at the Playground or Am Pics, though.

I can't speak for bunny but, dude, you're freaking ME out.

Sorry teh bunneh not a question.

No problemo, kitteh.

Bunny can I be your next stalker?

Seriously, what is your biggest regret?

Yes, yes, you can.

My biggest regret...oh, boy. Well, the thing is, my biggest regret is a whole lot of regrets balled up into one gigantic one. But to save everyone a long bedtime story, I'll put it like this:

I regret that I was blind to my own illness for so long and that it cost me SO much, not so much in the way of material things, but in the way of relationships, and I regret that I have no way of making amends for the past. If you were to ask me what I wanted most in the world, that would probably be it.

 

[HottieMama]

Thank you for your answer...

I bumped my thread...so ask away... (I'm BORED...LOL)

 

[BiBunny]

Thank you for your answer...

I bumped my thread...so ask away... (I'm BORED...LOL)

Already did it.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I ask myself that question a lot. I feel that I'm currently in the latter category, though I wouldn't be surprised if other people thought differently.

I think as long as I didn't realize how dimwitted and oblivious I was, I'd probably be quite content to go through life fat, dumb, and happy. I've always said that if I ever have children--which I won't--I hope that they'd be mediocre in every way because that would be the best chance they'd ever have of being truly happy.

I suppose sheep don't need to count humans to fall asleep, do they?

It's the Matrix question.

Perfectly mediocre. Hmmm. That's an interesting thought. I wonder if one could find the most statistically mediocre human on the planet, or in any given nation, and divine their happiness. Would they be more happy than others?

Have a fine evening. No massage offer will be tendered from me.

 

[BiBunny]

I suppose sheep don't need to count humans to fall asleep, do they?

It's the Matrix question.

Perfectly mediocre. Hmmm. That's an interesting thought. I wonder if one could find the most statistically mediocre human on the planet, or in any given nation, and divine their happiness. Would they be more happy than others?

Have a fine evening. No massage offer will be tendered from me.

It's an interesting question, for sure, and I wouldn't be surprised if I were totally off-base with my assumption.

 

[StrayKat]

I've always said that if I ever have children--which I won't--

Dont like to be nosey but this one really caught my eye.
You are young, right, in your 20ies? Why are you so sure you wont have any kids already?

 

[BiBunny]

Dont like to be nosey but this one really caught my eye.
You are young, right, in your 20ies? Why are you so sure you wont have any kids already?

I'm 28. Most people my age are married with at least one kid, usually more.

Well, first of all, I've never wanted them. I lack the maternal gene or something. Then, there's the fact that it would be highly irresponsible of me, given the way autoimmune disorders run in my family. Not to mention that I just don't have the temperament for it. I like not being tied to anything in particular.


And on that note, I'm going to bed. The power went out for about three hours around midnight, and I only got back online because my friend begged me to for a minute!

I shall begin boring you anew tomorrow.

 

[StrayKat]

I'm 28. Most people my age are married with at least one kid, usually more.

That is not the way you should think. What most people do absolutely does not have to affect how you feel.
I got married at 19, had my first kid at 23, second at 27, divorced at 36 got married second time at 37 and seriously considered a 3rd. My daughters moved from home at 18 and have been living with their boyfriends ever since. Older one is 25, so not so much younger than you, and doesnt even think about getting married yet least having children despite living in stable relationship for 7 years now. And I support her living her life exactly how she wants completely. I didnt even say I want to be a Grandma ever, its her call.

You are unique and wonderful person, most people are way under your level and nothing you should look up to.

Your other reasons sounds right though.
And you are not boring anyone, I loved reading your posts for years, even though you are so much younger I always learn something new from them

Another question, because I am honestly interested. Who would you consider a most important person in your life, be it in positive or negative way, who affected or affects you still more than anyone else?

 

[Cattypuss]

Bunny, when you were...oh... say 13 years old, what did you want to do/be when you grew up?

 

[Lord_Steve]

when a man gets an erection so fierce that he momentarily passes out and falls forward and remains propped up (like a tripod) by his massive boner in front of a skate park full of hoodlums (was lecturing them on skateboard safety- community service don't ask) is that, like, normal?

i'm asking for a friend.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

i'm asking for a friend.

*chortles*

 

[BiBunny]

That is not the way you should think. What most people do absolutely does not have to affect how you feel.
I got married at 19, had my first kid at 23, second at 27, divorced at 36 got married second time at 37 and seriously considered a 3rd. My daughters moved from home at 18 and have been living with their boyfriends ever since. Older one is 25, so not so much younger than you, and doesnt even think about getting married yet least having children despite living in stable relationship for 7 years now. And I support her living her life exactly how she wants completely. I didnt even say I want to be a Grandma ever, its her call.

You are unique and wonderful person, most people are way under your level and nothing you should look up to.

Your other reasons sounds right though.
And you are not boring anyone, I loved reading your posts for years, even though you are so much younger I always learn something new from them

Another question, because I am honestly interested. Who would you consider a most important person in your life, be it in positive or negative way, who affected or affects you still more than anyone else?

Aww, thank you for all the nice words. I really appreciate it.

Hmm, the most important person in my life....I'd say that'd have to be Kitty. She's been my everything for so many years that I can't imagine the most important person being anyone *but* her.

Bunny, when you were...oh... say 13 years old, what did you want to do/be when you grew up?

I wanted to be a world-champion equestrienne, a writer, and a pitcher for the Atlanta Braves. All at the same time, LOL.

when a man gets an erection so fierce that he momentarily passes out and falls forward and remains propped up (like a tripod) by his massive boner in front of a skate park full of hoodlums (was lecturing them on skateboard safety- community service don't ask) is that, like, normal?

i'm asking for a friend.

Oh, yeah, totally normal. Happens to me at least once a week.

 

[midwestyankee]

What was the strangest request or comment you ever heard from a phone customer?

 

[BiBunny]

What was the strangest request or comment you ever heard from a phone customer?

This one is really tough to answer because you get so many off-the-wall things that you don't know which one to pick because they're all so weird in very different ways.

The religious "blasphemers" are weird. Religious humiliation I at least somewhat understand, but blasphemous roleplay is just strange. How is that hot?

There was the guy who called my black character, wanting me to tell him the secret about how "we" black people were secretly taking over the world and how there was an entire conspiracy surrounding black people slowly hypnotizing the rest of the world to accomplish whatever the Ultimate Plan was. (I've forgotten the Ultimate Plan now.) He made black people sound like the Illuminati, LOL.

Then, there was the guy who called me a few weeks after I first started back in 2008. He claimed to have an altar to Britney Spears in his house and claimed to pray to her every night. Then, he said that no matter what she did, it would prove that she was all-powerful, and he would still continue to worship her, which somehow ended in my listening to him jerk off while I talked about Britney drowning her kids in a bathtub.

This is probably why absolutely nothing fazes me anymore.

ETA: I need to make chaoticDeviance drop by and tell everybody about "hand fetish guy."

 

[Sir_Winston54]

What's the hottest phone request/roleplay you ever got on the phones?

 

[BiBunny]

What's the hottest phone request/roleplay you ever got on the phones?

LOL, none of them.

I know that sounds bad, but it never turns me on. It's that whole "paying customer" aspect, I suppose, and the fact that it's not ME these men are talking to but a character I've created.

Mostly, I divide my callers into "men who annoy me" and "men who don't annoy me much." The rude, the needy, the clingy, the long-winded, and the boring ones who say practically nothing at all fall into the former category, and the rest fall into the latter.

Some of the calls can be fun, like the non-needy adult babies or the guys who tell legitimately funny or interesting stories. But fun and hot aren't quite the same thing.

 

[HottieMama]

When I was a PSO, I had one guy that called me EVERY NIGHT...for HOURS...and had a medieval crime/punishment/death fantasy that he wanted to roleplay... It was fun for me because it required me to THINK...you know, actually do more than simulate blow job noises into a headset...

I agree though, that most fall into the annoyance category...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

The religious "blasphemers" are weird. Religious humiliation I at least somewhat understand, but blasphemous roleplay is just strange. How is that hot?

I'm in the "weird" category, although both have holy major
hotness for me. (I swear I never called you though, unless it was butt-dialing.) Can you give a couple of examples of each category here, and I revel in my weirdness?

 

[BiBunny]

When I was a PSO, I had one guy that called me EVERY NIGHT...for HOURS...and had a medieval crime/punishment/death fantasy that he wanted to roleplay... It was fun for me because it required me to THINK...you know, actually do more than simulate blow job noises into a headset...

I agree though, that most fall into the annoyance category...

I like the ones that require me to think, too...but only for about 20 minutes. After that, I'm bored with it, LOL. There is money in tolerating lunacy for extended periods of time, but I just can't do it.

Oh, they're almost all annoying. It's just a matter of how annoying they are!

I'm in the "weird" category, although both have holy major
hotness for me. (I swear I never called you though, unless it was butt-dialing.) Can you give a couple of examples of each category here, and I revel in my weirdness?

Um, let's see if I can, LOL. This is totally just my categorization as someone who's not into these fetishes at all, so it's possible I'm entirely off-base. I don't cater toward this stuff at all, so I don't have nearly the stories as cD does because she markets toward it to some extent.

In my opinion, religious humiliation is similar to racial humiliation and, often, the two things go hand-in-hand. I had one guy who was a Muslim who used to call one of my pretty young white girl characters who wanted to be laughed at for being Muslim (a "raghead," a "camel-fucker," and so forth) and wanted to be degraded by eating pork, etc. There's not always a racial bent to this kind of thing, but it happens semi-often.

I understand this to some degree because I get wanting to feel humiliated and degraded because of something that's a very intimate part of yourself. For some people, religion is very deeply personal, so it makes sense on some level.

The blasphemous roleplayers, though, I really don't get it. I get the 13-year-old boy vibe from most of them. The callers are all of age, of course, but I'm talking about the mentality. "Hee-hee, look what I'm doing wrong! Hee-hee, aren't I so edgy?"

I had one guy who wanted to be fucked with a strap-on on the altar of a church while Jesus watched in the background. Jesus, the person, I mean, not a statue or painting or whatever. Then, at some point, Jesus and I swapped places, so Jesus was sodomizing the guy on the altar while I played cheerleader.

I really don't even think the guy was masturbating. I think he just wanted to see what he could get away with without lightning coming down from the sky and striking him. I was thinking to myself the whole time, "Dude, Jesus is just rolling his eyes at you and calling you an idiot just like I am."

And then there are devil worship guys, but they're so out there that it's at least amusing, LOL.

 

[Chaingun]

BiBunny, what do you wish your callers would want to talk about? What would make your life easier in that regard?

 

[BiBunny]

BiBunny, what do you wish your callers would want to talk about? What would make your life easier in that regard?

At this point, I've talked about so many different things that the subject doesn't really matter to me. Sure, there are things I prefer talking about, like cuckold fantasies and adult baby fantasies. (The AB thing is less that I prefer the subject matter and more that most ABs are very nice, intelligent, engaging men who are very loyal to ladies they like, as a rule.)

What makes my life easiest is when callers do these things:

1.) Act polite and friendly without being clingy. Saying "thank you" when it's over and telling me to have a nice night goes a long way, too. It's much better than just hanging up when you're done.

2.) Understand that it's a business transaction and don't pry for details like my real name or try to get me to meet up with you or talk to you for free. It's not going to happen, so don't waste my time and your money bothering.

3.) Respect my time. Just because you bought a 10-minute call 6 months ago does not entitle you to a 3-hour Yahoo chat at no cost.

4.) Tell me up-front what your fantasy is, how you like it played out, and anything else that's relevant. I'm not a mind reader, and once again, you're wasting my time and your money by making me play Ms. Cleo.

5.) Either interact with me throughout the call or just straight up say you want me to tell you a story. It's much easier to play off of what another person is saying, but if you admit up front that you only want to listen, at least I know that to start with instead of getting "Mmm" and "Hmm" and "Uh-huh" when I try to get some feedback.

I think that pretty well covers my biggest pet peeves, LOL.

 

[Loverskitten]

Ok I'm fairly new here, didn't know you did that. What an interesting job. How exciting! Girl 6
Sorry, again not a question.





Ok, ok, I got one. Anyone ever admit to something illegal? What happens if they did?

 

[BiBunny]

Ok I'm fairly new here, didn't know you did that. What an interesting job. How exciting! Girl 6
Sorry, again not a question.

Ok, ok, I got one. Anyone ever admit to something illegal? What happens if they did?

LOL, it's one of my jobs. I have several. I also do adult freelance writing and marketing.

Oh, yes, you get men calling who are doing lines of coke pretty regularly. I hate them because they won't shut up, they demand your complete attention, they skip around so much in the conversation that I can't keep up, and they expect you to listen to their inane bullshit ALL. FUCKING. NIGHT.

Some things you can't even pay me to do. Staying on the phone with a cokehead for more than a couple of hours is one of those things.

Also, men tell you all sorts of bullshit, most of which isn't true. I take it all with a VERY LARGE grain of salt. The only time I ever take any sort of action is if I can hear someone who sounds underage in the background. Then, you hang up and contact someone.

In 4 years of doing this shit, I've had this happen all of twice. Once, I wasn't sure if it was a real kid or the TV, but I wasn't taking any chances. The other time, the kids were clearly not in the room with the guy I was talking to because he was yelling at them to shut up, but I hung up, anyway. You just don't do that shit.

I suppose if some guy was telling me he had kidnapped someone and was about to do something horrible to them, and I could hear someone else in the background calling for help or whatever, I'd take some sort of action there, too, but thank God nothing like that's ever happened.

The truth is, these guys know that even if you personally don't have access to the information, SOMEONE at the company or the billing platform has their full name, address, phone number, and credit card info. If they were going to do something horrible, doing it while talking to someone with all that information on them would be a really shitty idea.

 

[Loverskitten]

I probably watch way too much real crime TV.