Ask Teh Bunneh

[BiBunny]

So funny that I mentioned the ABs because one of mine called shortly after my last post in this thread, LOL. He's a nice guy.

 

[StrayKat]

I'm in the "weird" category, although both have holy major hotness for me.

I noticed that a couple of years ago and I remember being interested.
Might be about time to make Ask DGE thread maybe?

Bunny, imagine you are 70 and perfectly happy with your surroundings. What would it look like?

 

[BiBunny]

I noticed that a couple of years ago and I remember being interested.
Might be about time to make Ask DGE thread maybe?

Bunny, imagine you are 70 and perfectly happy with your surroundings. What would it look like?

Let's see, I'd probably be living somewhere on the beach with my best friends and horses nearby. I might have a cat or two, too.

In an ideal world, I'd own my own island out in the Caribbean somewhere and would crown myself Princess and move all my friends (and horses and cats) out there, too. But something tells me I'll never be that rich, LOL.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Um, let's see if I can, LOL. This is totally just my categorization as someone who's not into these fetishes at all, so it's possible I'm entirely off-base. I don't cater toward this stuff at all, so I don't have nearly the stories as cD does because she markets toward it to some extent.

In my opinion, religious humiliation is similar to racial humiliation and, often, the two things go hand-in-hand. I had one guy who was a Muslim who used to call one of my pretty young white girl characters who wanted to be laughed at for being Muslim (a "raghead," a "camel-fucker," and so forth) and wanted to be degraded by eating pork, etc. There's not always a racial bent to this kind of thing, but it happens semi-often.

I understand this to some degree because I get wanting to feel humiliated and degraded because of something that's a very intimate part of yourself. For some people, religion is very deeply personal, so it makes sense on some level.

The blasphemous roleplayers, though, I really don't get it. I get the 13-year-old boy vibe from most of them. The callers are all of age, of course, but I'm talking about the mentality. "Hee-hee, look what I'm doing wrong! Hee-hee, aren't I so edgy?"

I had one guy who wanted to be fucked with a strap-on on the altar of a church while Jesus watched in the background. Jesus, the person, I mean, not a statue or painting or whatever. Then, at some point, Jesus and I swapped places, so Jesus was sodomizing the guy on the altar while I played cheerleader.

I really don't even think the guy was masturbating. I think he just wanted to see what he could get away with without lightning coming down from the sky and striking him. I was thinking to myself the whole time, "Dude, Jesus is just rolling his eyes at you and calling you an idiot just like I am."

And then there are devil worship guys, but they're so out there that it's at least amusing, LOL.

I am thoroughly enjoying your details about the gig. In fact, I think it would make a great reality show.

I understand the religious humiliation stuff, but unlike you, can't really relate to it. I don't get off on being humiliated, although I do like doing the humiliation, as long as there is a mutual understanding about the appeal for both parties, and a foundation of respect. I tried calling random women at the Panera pathetic little whores, and that still has another two years before it's expunged from my record.

I can see how the blasphemy might seem absurd or irrelevant if it didn't turn one's crank. But it's always aroused me. Part of it is the natural connection I experience between religious ritual and theology, and D/s ritual and "theology": Do this, in this way, in this prescribed order, and you will be rewarded with pleasure and favor. Don't, and you will reap punishment and pain. The element of the will is interesting to me, as well. And then there's the blurring of ritual: kneeling, body and blood, penitence, dark stone places where one reveals one's inmost longings and dark places.

It's all hot for me.

I hope you took Jesus out for a supper after the sodomy.

I noticed that a couple of years ago and I remember being interested.
Might be about time to make Ask DGE thread maybe?

God no. My brain has limited storage, and mostly houses random factoids such as Dorito flavor info, and random smartass remarks that I've cobbled together into a sort of a "personality." Thanks for the thought, but we don't want that.

 

[BiBunny]

I am thoroughly enjoying your details about the gig. In fact, I think it would make a great reality show.

God help us, LOL. Although I suppose one day, I could write a book about it.

I understand the religious humiliation stuff, but unlike you, can't really relate to it. I don't get off on being humiliated, although I do like doing the humiliation, as long as there is a mutual understanding about the appeal for both parties, and a foundation of respect. I tried calling random women at the Panera pathetic little whores, and that still has another two years before it's expunged from my record.

I can see how the blasphemy might seem absurd or irrelevant if it didn't turn one's crank. But it's always aroused me. Part of it is the natural connection I experience between religious ritual and theology, and D/s ritual and "theology": Do this, in this way, in this prescribed order, and you will be rewarded with pleasure and favor. Don't, and you will reap punishment and pain. The element of the will is interesting to me, as well. And then there's the blurring of ritual: kneeling, body and blood, penitence, dark stone places where one reveals one's inmost longings and dark places.

It's all hot for me.

But, you know, even what you're talking about makes more sense than the callers' shit. If it were in some way connected with D/s, I think I could get it a little more. But for the most part with these guys, I get the sense that I'm talking to the phone sex equivalent of Beavis and Butthead....

I hope you took Jesus out for a supper after the sodomy..

Oh, totally. Jesus and I drank $3 wine together and laughed off the whole thing.

 

[Loverskitten]

But, you know, even what you're talking about makes more sense than the callers' shit. If it were in some way connected with D/s, I think I could get it a little more. But for the most part with these guys, I get the sense that I'm talking to the phone sex equivalent of Beavis and Butthead....
Oh, totally. Jesus and I drank $3 wine together and laughed off the whole thing.

"I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty." -John Waters

 

[Allyourbase]

Bunny (hai! I'm ally, nice to meet you ) do you ever get female callers?

 

[StrayKat]

Part of it is the natural connection I experience between religious ritual and theology, and D/s ritual and "theology": Do this, in this way, in this prescribed order, and you will be rewarded with pleasure and favor. Don't, and you will reap punishment and pain. The element of the will is interesting to me, as well. And then there's the blurring of ritual: kneeling, body and blood, penitence, dark stone places where one reveals one's inmost longings and dark places.

It's all hot for me.

I despise any kind of rituals with a passion, for some reason they seem false to me, like playing some silly game. I believe I dont need a big show off to truly feel something. Rituals are outside form and can only be the empty shell without any substance, usually are so for lot of people. I cant wrap my head around reward for just presentation without a deeper feeling. Its kind of stupid for me.
But I can understand the hotness. Though I have more problems kneeling in a church than in front of a man. Some of those rituals are too sexual for me to feel appropriate doing them in non sexual connotation.

Or maybe its all just reflection of my religiously fanatic Mother who calls me every two days demanding I say a prayer for my sins

God no. My brain has limited storage, and mostly houses random factoids such as Dorito flavor info, and random smartass remarks that I've cobbled together into a sort of a "personality." Thanks for the thought, but we don't want that.

Now I do want that even more

Bunny, you said living on the beach with horses and cats? So you dont like dogs or some other animals? And why a beach? Because of the climate or the sea or something else?
It is interesting to me because you see I was born on the coast and had all types of living on the beaches almost all my life. I dream of living somewhere up mountains.

 

[BiBunny]

Bunny (hai! I'm ally, nice to meet you ) do you ever get female callers?

Hiya.

I rarely get female callers. It happens once in a blue moon, but I can probably count the number of times it's happened on one hand, even after 4 years.

Bunny, you said living on the beach with horses and cats? So you dont like dogs or some other animals? And why a beach? Because of the climate or the sea or something else?
It is interesting to me because you see I was born on the coast and had all types of living on the beaches almost all my life. I dream of living somewhere up mountains.

I don't care very much for dogs, no. I like bunnies, too (haha). I forgot to include them in my little ideal world scenario, though.

It's mostly the ocean that makes me happy. It always has. I grew up in what most people would call a rural area, so I still like open spaces. But I also know that I could never be happy living out in the country because I don't like the isolation. The beach offers that wide, open expanse of water in front of you without the social isolation that normally goes along with wide, open spaces.

There are other things, too, but that's the big one. I feel like I can breathe better with the salt in the air.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I despise any kind of rituals with a passion, for some reason they seem false to me, like playing some silly game.

I confess to a weakness for silly games, and the belief that they are important.

I believe I dont need a big show off to truly feel something. Rituals are outside form and can only be the empty shell without any substance, usually are so for lot of people. I cant wrap my head around reward for just presentation without a deeper feeling. Its kind of stupid for me.
But I can understand the hotness. Though I have more problems kneeling in a church than in front of a man. Some of those rituals are too sexual for me to feel appropriate doing them in non sexual connotation.

That's why there are so many varieties of religious expression, as well as sexual. What feels false or stupid or superfluous to one is intrinsic to another.

It's cool. I love ritual, in certain contexts. It's meaningful and takes me out of myself. It connects me with something higher, or something older. It shuts down my brain and orders things. Some people see God in sex or sex in God or the universe in eating a KitKat bar in exactly 14 bites, or orgasm from never walking the same way to work each day. Humans are interesting.

Or maybe its all just reflection of my religiously fanatic Mother who calls me every two days demanding I say a prayer for my sins

NOW we're getting somewhere!

Now I do want that even more

No. You really don't.

 

[StrayKat]

I confess to a weakness for silly games, and the belief that they are important.

I love silly games if they are video games.
Real life no, I can be silly but I dont play games

That's why there are so many varieties of religious expression, as well as sexual. What feels false or stupid or superfluous to one is intrinsic to another.

It's cool. I love ritual, in certain contexts. It's meaningful and takes me out of myself. It connects me with something higher, or something older. It shuts down my brain and orders things. Some people see God in sex or sex in God or the universe in eating a KitKat bar in exactly 14 bites, or orgasm from never walking the same way to work each day. Humans are interesting.

I wish I could feel that way for rituals but they just annoy me. My brain doesnt shut, it gets bored. I dont feel any connection, I just feel stupid.
Maybe the point is in "seeing God". I dont believe in God, maybe thats why I cant see him anywhere. As for the universe, its fine if its in a Sci-Fi book, otherwise I am not really interested. For orgasm I need a man or a woman who know what they are doing, or my own hand, unfortunately, mind tricks dont work on me.
All together my feet seem to be planted too solidly on earth to get anything out of religion

No. You really don't.

On the contrary...

 

[notalwaysweak]

Not a question, but an anecdote from work yesterday: one of my work colleagues is four months pregnant, and she's 35, and she took it upon herself to tell me that I'd change my mind about not wanting kids, that my biological clock would start ticking around 32 (I'm 28 now), and that it starts later these days because our bodies 'know' we want to have a career/travel/have fun before resigning ourselves to giving up our lives in order to care for a child.

It does not sound like she is as thrilled as she thinks she is about having this baby.

Anyway, the main reason I bring it up is I've never wanted kids either, and I also think it would be irresponsible of me because mental health problems run in my family, so I totally see where you're coming from.

/late reply is late

 

[BiBunny]

Not a question, but an anecdote from work yesterday: one of my work colleagues is four months pregnant, and she's 35, and she took it upon herself to tell me that I'd change my mind about not wanting kids, that my biological clock would start ticking around 32 (I'm 28 now), and that it starts later these days because our bodies 'know' we want to have a career/travel/have fun before resigning ourselves to giving up our lives in order to care for a child.

It does not sound like she is as thrilled as she thinks she is about having this baby.

Anyway, the main reason I bring it up is I've never wanted kids either, and I also think it would be irresponsible of me because mental health problems run in my family, so I totally see where you're coming from.

/late reply is late

You can bump my threads any time you like, my dear. Especially since a.) you are awesome, and b.) you quote me in your sig line.

 

[BiBunny]

Ok, so double-posting Bunneh is attention-whoring, but...I have a question. Does anyone else like 19th century literature? Like, enough to talk about it? Because I totally have a fetish, but I never have anyone to talk to about it, and I don't want to be the pretentious d-bag who posts a thread to try to sound smart that goes over like a lead balloon....

 

[Lord_Steve]

Ok, so double-posting Bunneh is attention-whoring, but...I have a question. Does anyone else like 19th century literature? Like, enough to talk about it? Because I totally have a fetish, but I never have anyone to talk to about it, and I don't want to be the pretentious d-bag who posts a thread to try to sound smart that goes over like a lead balloon....

*tugs smartly on bowtie* well heeeey there. did somebody say 19th century literature?

actually okay it's a little out of my field but I'm sure I could hold my own at least. Any countries/regions/authors you had in mind?

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Dear BiBunny,

Did you know you're awesome? Yah, I've heard you're pretty awesome. And stuff. yah..stuff...uhm. So. I was wondering...

How is it you're so awesome? When III grow up I want to be awesome...JUST LIKE YOU


<<This brought to you by spastic randomness>>

 

[BiBunny]

*tugs smartly on bowtie* well heeeey there. did somebody say 19th century literature?

actually okay it's a little out of my field but I'm sure I could hold my own at least. Any countries/regions/authors you had in mind?

I knew I could count on you.

Most specifically, I like British lit from the Victorian era, but I can also go with some of the Romantics and even early Edwardian (sometimes). Also, some American lit from the same time period, and I'm totally getting into the 19th century Russians now.

Dear BiBunny,

Did you know you're awesome? Yah, I've heard you're pretty awesome. And stuff. yah..stuff...uhm. So. I was wondering...

How is it you're so awesome? When III grow up I want to be awesome...JUST LIKE YOU


<<This brought to you by spastic randomness>>

You are totally awesome, too. You don't need mine.

 

[Cattypuss]

Ok, so double-posting Bunneh is attention-whoring, but...I have a question. Does anyone else like 19th century literature? Like, enough to talk about it? Because I totally have a fetish, but I never have anyone to talk to about it, and I don't want to be the pretentious d-bag who posts a thread to try to sound smart that goes over like a lead balloon....

I love, love, LOVE Hardy and Dickens and I quite like the Brontes but other than that I don't read a lot of 19th century stuff. Oh - and Moby Dick is possibly my favourite novel ever, but I have hated all other Melville stuff I've read.

Last week I bought my first Mark Twain book but haven't started it yet.

Edited to add - you mention 19th century Russian stuff... I want to have Chekhov's babies but the others can go shove their interminable ramblings up their Slavic arses. (There were too many 19th century Russian novels on my Russian degree course - this left me with a lasting phobia.)

 

[ruby_my_dear]

Ok, so double-posting Bunneh is attention-whoring, but...I have a question. Does anyone else like 19th century literature? Like, enough to talk about it? Because I totally have a fetish, but I never have anyone to talk to about it, and I don't want to be the pretentious d-bag who posts a thread to try to sound smart that goes over like a lead balloon....

I would LOVE a thread like that. I haven't had much of a chance to read for pleasure lately but went through a phase some years ago where 19th century lit seemed to be overtaking my bookshelf. Well, that's not really true because I couldn't afford to buy books then; thank God for libraries!

 

[Lord_Steve]

I would LOVE a thread like that. I haven't had much of a chance to read for pleasure lately but went through a phase some years ago where 19th century lit seemed to be overtaking my bookshelf. Well, that's not really true because I couldn't afford to buy books then; thank God for libraries!

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=799177

ahem