attention ladies

[KillerMuffin]

I sense chain-yanking going on.

No one could possibly be stupid enough to think jugalo is how gigalo is spelled, not after that lame brained Duece Bigalow, Male Gigalo came out.

Who fell for it?

 

[Expertise]

Muffin!

Tell me it wasn't you! Please baby, tell me it wasn't you!

(hope you like it when I beg)

 

[KillerMuffin]

I love it when you beg, Exp, I have a whole fantasy built around it.... but more on that elsewhere.

Nope, it's not me.

 

[Expertise]

KM, as long as your fantasy doesn't involve forced anal penetration or me being violated by a bunch of Rangers on speed i'm all ears

 

[Cheyenne]

KM... I thought so, too. But this Jugalo has been around for 10 months, posting the same post over and over and over on the Lit Personals board. That woud be a long long windup on a joke.

It's even sadder to think he is for real though.

 

[Cheyenne]

From the personals board:

besides, i met one of my girlfriends through this post. she was into some funky shit, but we broke up over religious reasons.
she thought she was GOD, BUT I KNOW I AM. PLUS SHE has helped support me when the money was low while i was looking for a publisher.

 

[Expertise]

Ya' know, he's just stupid enough to be a rapper!

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, Expertise. Is this rap? Found it in a google search.

MY FUN HOUSE Rich boyz in trouble car broke down on a drive through the getto. All the wierd people gotta get the f*ck out. Need to use the phone then step into my fun house. Hey yo dope looks like we gotta nother he looks like he wants to go for a ride on the neck cutter. Straight to the cart for the death spectacula killa just ignore the dead body sittin next to ya. Get ready for the carnival thrills should of left you mutha f*ckin a*s in the hills. Boom through the door into the room got a jacket on its where we cut your fingurs off and stick em' in your mouth. That should show ya that your greedy little rich f*ck. If you f*ck with the juggla your a dead duck. 8 fingures in your mouth and 2 sticken out your noce. Further down the hall the room of juggalos its where you get bit by 17 dead boyz never found. And they jump on your back till your ribs crack. Toss ya in the cart and push ya down the delly track. Spinnin and twisten, rollin and bumpin. The dead f*ck next to ya is tryin to tell you somthin. Listen close you can bearly make it out. "B*thch you aint sh*t in Violent J's fun house." "Help me I'm trapped in hear sombody let me out." Sorry b*tch the luck of the draw. Now Violent J's gonna have to ice your jaw. Smack bang snip boom. "Send that mutha f*cka off to the next room." Crash through the wall on the winedy spinny trail. Through the loopty loop into a big nail. Straight through his left eye and out the back of his head. "Is he dead." No, guess he gets to go to the next phase. It's the room of giggles cause of your ways. You like to sit and laugh at people while thay suffer. Now I get to sit and laugh wile I stick your muther. It's the fun house b*tch everythings funny. You act like whippin on your a*s aint funny. And the ride of your life only gets faster. "Off with the RRINGMASTER." I take my bullet gun and shoot your f*ckin mouth off. Then on with the next room it's called the chicken pen. And its a little trip to the bigits of the south. We take a dead chicken and shove it in your mouth. And we stuff it down your throught with a pitch fork. Cause your a bigit and thats what you get for it. Now I kick your sorry a*s and throw it out. Cuz I don't need your dead body stinkin up my fun house. "Yeah wich a*s stich a*s b*tch a*s hoe take it to my luved ones to get your head chopped off in Violent J's fun house so don't fuck with the wicked clownz you punk a*s b*tch.

 

[fgarvb1]

May i throw my two-pennies in the ring?

As for what the fuck was his name? sir or whatever, You have shot your wad here. The ladies of literotica have way to much class to submit to such crude/amateurish request from some stranger who comes on like an asshole and than cusses them. So do everyone a big time saving favor and go find a large dildo, Set on it and rotate. And above all please do it somewhere else!


P.S. if i could not cuss any better than that, Well...

 

[Trinka]

falling off my chair laughing....this thread is tooo funny

 

[sexy-girl]

so whats wrong with being a lesbian ?

 

[Ask For More]

Is this thread a joke or something?

 

[Tabby432]

What's a jugalo?

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: fuck off you stupid bitch

Ok, now, my being a juggalette has to stand for something when I say that the language and attitude need to be calmed. I respect your wishes for contributions to a book, because I'm also a writer... But the attitude needs to go.

As for the rest of you; you should be ashamed of yourselves. ESPECIALLY THE MEN. If you had any balls whatsoever, you would leave the other men alone who post things, looking for FEMALE contributions. You ruin it for every being on the board when you decide to piss off the guy who wrote the thread.

I understand that some of you fuck ups need to insult one another to make sure that you get on top of one another. The whole male domination thing really does nothing for women, so I suggest that you cut that shit out before we all decide that you're gay and turn into lesbians ourselves. You do realize that when dogs dominate each other, they fuck each other in the ass right?
Simply stating facts...

See KM? Now this one calls herself a "juggalette." Can't be a joke, the guy was serious about being a "jugalo." Except all I can hear when I read that is Ricky Ricardo signing "babalu."

I have no problem with the men of the board giving this guy a hard time. I don't believe the book story- he won't even name the publisher. Fakes usually are thrown off the board. And I think I helped just a little bit myself, it wasn't just the men! He'd have gotten the same response from the women here whether the men told him to fuck off or not, by the way. The women of the board aren't stupid. Well, most of us anyway.

Did you also know that being around gay men won't turn you into a lesbian? Simply stating facts.

 

[Expertise]

Re: Re: fuck off you stupid bitch

Ok, now, my being a juggalette has to stand for something when I say that the language and attitude need to be calmed. I respect your wishes for contributions to a book, because I'm also a writer... But the attitude needs to go.
As for the rest of you; you should be ashamed of yourselves. ESPECIALLY THE MEN. If you had any balls whatsoever, you would leave the other men alone who post things, looking for FEMALE contributions. You ruin it for every being on the board when you decide to piss off the guy who wrote the thread.

I understand that some of you fuck ups need to insult one another to make sure that you get on top of one another. The whole male domination thing really does nothing for women, so I suggest that you cut that shit out before we all decide that you're gay and turn into lesbians ourselves. You do realize that when dogs dominate each other, they fuck each other in the ass right?
Simply stating facts...

Oh jesus now i'm forcing women to lesbianism!

I'll take your suggestion under advisement. Now get outta' here ya' little jugglette, aren't you do for your next neurosurgery rotation? Fuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk!

Any female with a mind like this.... I wouldn't boink her with Sparky's dick.

 

[Cheyenne]

Nothing's wrong with being a lesbian... I'm bisexual myself. It was just a warning to the men.

A juggalo is a male, die-hard fan of Insane Clown Posse. And a juggalette is of the female persuasian....if you couldn't figure that out on your own.

Your warning is hilarious.

But what the hell IS the Insane Clown Posse- do they have a set of by-laws to follow? Any rules and regulations you can post? What do they stand for in life? I'm guessing it isn't a chartable group. If you call yourself something as silly as a juggalette, you should be able to articulate what you believe in. Enlighten us, please.

 

[Handy-Andy]

http://www.insaneclownposse.com/Experimental.htm[/

Try this Cheyenne

And no I'm not a juggler

 

[Expertise]

Aren't they the guys who wear the Fez hats and drive around in little cars...... a radical offshoot of the Elks club perhaps????

 

[Expertise]

Just visited the ICP site

Its full of spelling and grammatical errors, who would have guessed?

According to them there are a million of these juggalo/juggalette's out there!

Perhaps its time to set up "re-education camps" for these brainsurgeons. The gene pool must be protected or cows will become our masters!

 

[Cheyenne]

http://www.insaneclownposse.com/Experimental.htm

LMAO! Even wackier people than I thought! They actually believe ghosts from a carnival are sending messages to believers through this rap group of clowns with painted faces? They may be wacky, but they have one hell of a publicist somewhere. What a marketing scheme.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Clowning around ....

Oh jesus now i'm forcing women to lesbianism!

.... ha ha ha Chandler darling ...

naaaaaaaaaaaaaa if anything you would force women all over the world to lead the slutty life of a man-fucking nympho ...

yikes did i just say that out loud? lmao

nice to see ya baby!

 

[sexy-girl]

they are "WWF wrestlers" hehe i read that on website never heard of them before


i think that speaks volumes for how fake they are ... its sad that this guy here takes them so seriously to try and make himself sound like them

 

[April]

Isabella, I think if we get together, we can take him. Ya think? (Ex, I mean)

 

[Chuckus]

LMAO! Even wackier people than I thought! They actually believe ghosts from a carnival are sending messages to believers through this rap group of clowns with painted faces? They may be wacky, but they have one hell of a publicist somewhere. What a marketing scheme.

Oh it is soooooooo clear now. WOW. I wonder if there is a nickname for Pantera fans that is assimilated with ghosts sending messages from Mosh Pits of days gone by? LMAO

Whateva these people are smoking, who actually believe it, must have some good stuff. LMAO

It is all clear now, I see.

 

[Ravenloft]

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