Auctioning off "The Betticus"

[Betticus]

Hey we're giving you back when we're done.

'Sides it's not like we are going to use you in an inappropriate way. . .you'll just be made to make cookies on a whim and serve up cold milk NO QUESTIONS ASKED. . .thus far looks like you'll prolly have to do it in a french maid outfit. . .

This all just adds up you know.

 

[kiten69]

This all just adds up you know.

Don't you have a running tab on me, a little black book of all my wrong doings?

 

[Betticus]

Don't you have a running tab on me, a little black book of all my wrong doings?

It's more like a thermometer. You are in the red.

 

[graceanne]

Dani is going to see this and either laugh her ass off or mail me anthrax.

I seem to recall a thread where a certain someone who shall remain nameless (betticus) auctioning off angelicassassin. This is just kharma.

 

[kiten69]

It's more like a thermometer. You are in the red.

Let me know when it does like the cartoon one and explodes from the top

 

[Betticus]

I seem to recall a thread where a certain someone who shall remain nameless (betticus) auctioning off angelicassassin. This is just kharma.

SLANDER!!!!!

 

[graceanne]

SLANDER!!!!!

Don't make me bump that thread.

 

[Betticus]

Don't make me bump that thread.

I recall no such thread!

Look, Belgian chocolates... ------------------->

 

[kiten69]

SLANDER!!!!!

Then what is this??? ---> http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=271072

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

$120. I want to know if he can make cookies that I'm actually allowed to have. Plus, it might be worth something having a dom around occasionally. MIGHT.

 

[kushielstoy]

You get what you pay for

$155.00 but only if he willing to explain his perfect cookie recipe.

I assume at these prices his recipe is tried and true?

I'm looking for a expert baker.

 

[Lamont Cranston]

I seem to recall a thread where a certain someone who shall remain nameless (betticus) auctioning off angelicassassin. This is just kharma.

I'm thinking I may have to put in a $200 bid here to send him to Gracie since she loves cookies so much -- and a certain other person who might like to have those cookies isn't going to get them...

LC

 

[Betticus]

The whole bunch of you are going straight to the seventh level!

 

[kushielstoy]

Burn Baby Burn

The whole bunch of you are going straight to the seventh level!

$250.00

Since it is cold and and snowy where I live, the 7th level will be a warm welcome.

PS. I like to eat cookies in front of the fire!

 

[kiten69]

$300, just because I have his cookie oven in my corner but I can't seem to figure out how to use the damn thing. . .don't worry all I'll share the cookies.

Do I hear $350?

 

[SweetGigi]

I'll bid $2000 plus one way plane tickets if Dani comes along.


Atlanta could use some more cool and awesome folks.

 

[kiten69]

*snickers*

$3000 plus the plane tickets and a weekend vacation for both of them to the happiest place on earth. . .Disney!!! After that it'll be cookies and fancy dinners. . .prepared by Bett of course.

 

[professorquixote]

it depends will he be able to get past the little mean spanish lady I call my mother..and will he be willing to hide in a treasure chest with a ball gag in his mouth in a red latex bodysuit while I'm at school?
.......If so I'll bid

 

[SweetGigi]

*snickers*

$3000 plus the plane tickets and a weekend vacation for both of them to the happiest place on earth. . .Disney!!! After that it'll be cookies and fancy dinners. . .prepared by Bett of course.

$4000 bid, plus an apartment here in in midtown atlanta, and jobs waiting on them when they get here with full benefits and paid vacations.

 

[professorquixote]

mind you she may be little but she's crafty....she's like Yoda...

 

[kiten69]

it depends will he be able to get past the little mean spanish lady I call my mother..and will he be willing to hide in a treasure chest with a ball gag in his mouth in a red latex bodysuit while I'm at school?
.......If so I'll bid

Well if u win looks like he has to do as he's told. . .least I think that is how it's supposed to work

 

[Betticus]

Well if u win looks like he has to do as he's told. . .least I think that is how it's supposed to work

MmmHmmmmmm... Trust me, I'm innocent.

 

[EmpressFi]

MmmHmmmmmm... Trust me, I'm innocent.

*chokes on her drink*

I'm sorry.. what.. what did you just say?

 

[LittleJade]

I don't bid money.


I bid services.

*wink*

 

[Betticus]

I don't bid money.


I bid services.

*wink*

Then get that ass out on the street and make me some money!