Auctioning off "The Betticus"

[graceanne]

MmmHmmmmmm... Trust me, I'm innocent.

Like the cute little bunnies in the field? The ones that fuck like, well, bunnies and have lotsa little babies?

 

[Betticus]

Like the cute little bunnies in the field? The ones that fuck like, well, bunnies and have lotsa little babies?

Yes, and baby lambs, lil chipmunks, baby otters, trustful lil lemmings and other cute and fuzzy animals that are the embodiment of innocence and purity.

 

[kiten69]

Yes, and baby lambs, lil chipmunks, baby otters, trustful lil lemmings and other cute and fuzzy animals that are the embodiment of innocence and purity.

*COUGH*bullshit*COUGH*fibber*CHOKE*

You're so full of shit your eyes must be brown!!!

 

[Betticus]

*COUGH*bullshit*COUGH*fibber*CHOKE*

You're so full of shit your eyes must be brown!!!

<-------------- In the corner with you!

 

[kiten69]

<-------------- In the corner with you!

Hey now. . .you can't put me in the corner in my own thread! Nice try tho, I'll up the bid to $5000.

*jumps on bed*

 

[Betticus]

The bidding is low but only because Shankie hasn't seen "The Pic".

 

[kiten69]

The bidding is low but only because Shankie hasn't seen "The Pic".

Good idea, I could auction off "The Pic"!

 

[LadyAgie]

Hey now. . .you can't put me in the corner in my own thread! Nice try tho, I'll up the bid to $5000.

*jumps on bed*

Now let's see...how much is that in Euros? Not that I'm going to bid or anything...

 

[Betticus]

Good idea, I could auction off "The Pic"!

Don't you dare!

 

[graceanne]

Good idea, I could auction off "The Pic"!

Do it! Do it! Doitdoitdoitdoit!

 

[Betticus]

Do it! Do it! Doitdoitdoitdoit!

Damnit Gracie!!!!!!

 

[kiten69]

Do it! Do it! Doitdoitdoitdoit!

As if I could do something so. . .evil!

 

[graceanne]

As if I could do something so. . .evil!

Oh, I'm sure you could. Just try and ignore that angel in white on your shoulder - she just doesn't want you to have any fun.

 

[graceanne]

Damnit Gracie!!!!!!

What? Why do people say that to me so much?

 

[madetotakeit]

So, what's the opening bid on this pic? heheheh

 

[kiten69]

Oh, I'm sure you could. Just try and ignore that angel in white on your shoulder - she just doesn't want you to have any fun.

*snickers*

So, what's the opening bid on this pic? heheheh

Bwahahahahaha It's well worth the price. . .whatever the price may be.

 

[Betticus]

You girls are all going to have to be some of those 77 virgins in paradise for some random fugly suicide bomber.

 

[kiten69]

You girls are all going to have to be some of those 77 virgins in paradise for some random fugly suicide bomber.

 

[graceanne]

You girls are all going to have to be some of those 77 virgins in paradise for some random fugly suicide bomber.

Silly. Don't you know that it's VIRGINIANS?

Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al- Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

Besides, don't you think it's a bit of a stretch to think me and kiten will be virgins again?

 

[Betticus]

Silly. Don't you know that it's VIRGINIANS?



Besides, don't you think it's a bit of a stretch to think me and kiten will be virgins again?

They have plastic surgeons that can make you a virgin all over again.

 

[graceanne]

They have plastic surgeons that can make you a virgin all over again.

Physically, yeah. But I don't care if you have a hymen, if you've had sex you aren't a virgin. Duh.

 

[Betticus]

Physically, yeah. But I don't care if you have a hymen, if you've had sex you aren't a virgin. Duh.

If Daddy says you're a virgin then you are a damn virgin! Don't make me stop baking cookies.

 

[graceanne]

If Daddy says you're a virgin then you are a damn virgin! Don't make me stop baking cookies.

I've got my own. nyahnyahnyah

 

[Betticus]

I've got my own. nyahnyahnyah

I'll tell Dani you're being a big ol meaniehead to me.

 

[graceanne]

I'll tell Dani you're being a big ol meaniehead to me.

She'll me in my email.