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Hercules723
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evening everybody
hope everyone is ok
typing one handed here.........eating some fruit loops!
hope everyone is ok
typing one handed here.........eating some fruit loops!
Hercules723
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I'm good thanks Henry
Must remember to go to the shops tomorrow and get something better to eat though!
Must remember to go to the shops tomorrow and get something better to eat though!
Ladybird
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Hercules723 said:
Bloody Hell Hercules!!
You had me going for a minute there... I read that you were typing one handed, and didn't read the rest of your line!
I hope you're enjoying your fruit loops
I'm terrible, I tend to worry about what's for dinner at dinner time. And of course I've either got no food, or it's all in the freezer. I've lost quite a bit of weight since living on my own!
Hiya Top Cat, how was your meal?
cheshire24
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just a hug
Oh lady bird just a hug for voyman. Please enjoy his hug and feel it from far more of us that can't give you one.
Oh lady bird just a hug for voyman. Please enjoy his hug and feel it from far more of us that can't give you one.
Ravenswing
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Flap, flap, flap.
(Sound of a raven winging his way home. )
(Sound of a raven winging his way home.
)
Ladybird
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Nighty night all.... I've pulled the blinds, locked the doors, and secured the thread for the night.
I can't find Snookums anywhere, he's off carousing I'm afraid. Molly dumped him for a German Shepherd.
I'll see you all soon....
http://www.mouse.webby.com/imagesd/gn3f.jpg
I can't find Snookums anywhere, he's off carousing I'm afraid. Molly dumped him for a German Shepherd.
I'll see you all soon....
http://www.mouse.webby.com/imagesd/gn3f.jpg
QuickDuck
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For all the parents
Toddler Miracle Diet.
Over the years you may have noticed that most two-year-olds are trim. Now the formula to their success is available to all in this new diet. You may want to consult your doctor before embarking on this diet, otherwise, you may be seeing him afterwards. Good luck!!!
DAY ONE
Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly. Eat two bites of egg, using your fingers; dump the rest on the floor. Take one bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and cloth.
Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handful of potato chips, and a glass of milk (three sips only, then spill the rest).
Dinner: A dry stick, two pennies and a nickel, four sips of flat sprite.
Bedtime snack: Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor.
DAY TWO
Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor and eat it. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye.
Lunch: Half tube of "Pulsating Pink" lipstick and a handful of Purina
Dog Chow (any flavor). One ice cube, if desired.
Afternoon snack: Lick an all-day sucker until sticky, take outside, drop in dirt. Retrieve and continue slurping until it is clean again. Then bring inside and drop on rug.
Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left nostril. Pour Grape Kool-Aid over mashed potatoes; eat with spoon.
DAY THREE
Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat one with fingers, rub in hair. Glass of milk; drink half, stuff other pancake in glass. After breakfast, pick up yesterday's sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, put it on the cushion of best chair.
Lunch: Three matches, peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Spit several bites onto the floor. Pour glass of milk on table and slurp up.
Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handful of potato chips, some red punch. Try to laugh some punch through your nose, if possible.
FINAL DAY
Breakfast: A quarter tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk over bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of sugar. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed cereal to dog.
Lunch: Eat bread crumbs off kitchen floor and dining room carpet. Find that sucker and finish eating it.
Dinner: Drop pieces of spaghetti onto back of dog, insert meatball into ear. Dump pudding into Kool-Aid and suck up with a straw.
REPEAT DAYS AS NEEDED!
Toddler Miracle Diet.
Over the years you may have noticed that most two-year-olds are trim. Now the formula to their success is available to all in this new diet. You may want to consult your doctor before embarking on this diet, otherwise, you may be seeing him afterwards. Good luck!!!
DAY ONE
Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly. Eat two bites of egg, using your fingers; dump the rest on the floor. Take one bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and cloth.
Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handful of potato chips, and a glass of milk (three sips only, then spill the rest).
Dinner: A dry stick, two pennies and a nickel, four sips of flat sprite.
Bedtime snack: Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor.
DAY TWO
Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor and eat it. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye.
Lunch: Half tube of "Pulsating Pink" lipstick and a handful of Purina
Dog Chow (any flavor). One ice cube, if desired.
Afternoon snack: Lick an all-day sucker until sticky, take outside, drop in dirt. Retrieve and continue slurping until it is clean again. Then bring inside and drop on rug.
Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left nostril. Pour Grape Kool-Aid over mashed potatoes; eat with spoon.
DAY THREE
Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat one with fingers, rub in hair. Glass of milk; drink half, stuff other pancake in glass. After breakfast, pick up yesterday's sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, put it on the cushion of best chair.
Lunch: Three matches, peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Spit several bites onto the floor. Pour glass of milk on table and slurp up.
Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handful of potato chips, some red punch. Try to laugh some punch through your nose, if possible.
FINAL DAY
Breakfast: A quarter tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk over bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of sugar. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed cereal to dog.
Lunch: Eat bread crumbs off kitchen floor and dining room carpet. Find that sucker and finish eating it.
Dinner: Drop pieces of spaghetti onto back of dog, insert meatball into ear. Dump pudding into Kool-Aid and suck up with a straw.
REPEAT DAYS AS NEEDED!
LovetoGiveRoses
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Morning... I'm still at work... I wish I had more time to visit, been working a lot of hours lately.
Gotta go read about the diet. Lol.
Gotta go read about the diet. Lol.
LovetoGiveRoses
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That is soooo funnny. That's great. I'm going to try that.. the lollipop in the dirt sounds faintly familiar.
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