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Ladybird
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Good morning Chappies and Chapette.. good to see everyone is well and happy today.
Duckie... I just loveeeeee enigma... turn it up a little louder please... I can't hear.
Did you see my post last night hon.... I have the Fuschia!
Tony, I wish you were here when I issued the invitation for the orgy.. you'll notice no one took me up on it.
I know you would have
Duckie... I just loveeeeee enigma... turn it up a little louder please... I can't hear.
Did you see my post last night hon.... I have the Fuschia!
Tony, I wish you were here when I issued the invitation for the orgy.. you'll notice no one took me up on it.
I know you would have
Ladybird
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Hiya Henry.. they're treating me well thanks.
I'm waiting on a friend to come an look at my computer.. it's sick.
If I disappear for a day or two, you can assume he's taken it away with him.
Don't know what I'd do without it though, withdrawal could be ugly.. LOL
I'm waiting on a friend to come an look at my computer.. it's sick.
If I disappear for a day or two, you can assume he's taken it away with him.
Don't know what I'd do without it though, withdrawal could be ugly.. LOL
Ladybird
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And Madam Ladybird arrives... with her tickle feather.
I shall take great delight in tickling that grumpy mood out of you mister!
http://home.online.no/~kafox/images/Feather.JPG
I shall take great delight in tickling that grumpy mood out of you mister!
http://home.online.no/~kafox/images/Feather.JPG
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actually tonymo2000
or someone pretending to be
hi guys
sorry
had to dash out for a phone conference with the US - now my pc is being reinstalled.
yes - LB - I was brought up to never refuse a lady - so I would have been in there with bells on for your orgy.
or someone pretending to be
hi guys
sorry
had to dash out for a phone conference with the US - now my pc is being reinstalled.
yes - LB - I was brought up to never refuse a lady - so I would have been in there with bells on for your orgy.
Orlanth
The Cheeky One
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Ladybird said:
Ummmmm dunnnnooooooooooo !!!!!
U????!!????
Seeya Henry... take care sweetie..
Person pretending to be Tony... I know I could have counted on YOU at my orgy honey.
Mr dependable, Mr reliable, Mr horny.....
Chillen like a villen.
How are yopu LB?
See yea' Henry.
Ladybird
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Chillen like a villen hey?
Guess I'd better not ask how they're hanging then!.. LOL
I'm great today thanks Orlanth... what about you?
My friend just came by to look at my computer and has waved his magic wand and fixed it... so I've VERY happy
Guess I'd better not ask how they're hanging then!.. LOL
I'm great today thanks Orlanth... what about you?
My friend just came by to look at my computer and has waved his magic wand and fixed it... so I've VERY happy
Orlanth
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Ladybird said:Chillen like a villen hey?
Guess I'd better not ask how they're hanging then!.. LOL
I'm great today thanks Orlanth... what about you?
My friend just came by to look at my computer and has waved his magic wand and fixed it... so I've VERY happy
They are hanging to the left today.
I am good thanks.
Goood to see you're great today.Speaking of computers, I need a new one.
Ladybird
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Yeah Orlanth, this industry is moving so fast that computers are outdated before we finish paying for them!
Mine is about two years old, and out of date in so many areas already... I can't keep up!
Aramera.... don't run away... I wanted to say hello. I've read a lot of your posts and you talk such great common sense that they stand out.
Having said that, I do have to head off for a couple of hours.. I'll see you later Orlanth, and anyone else hovering.. byeeeeee
Mine is about two years old, and out of date in so many areas already... I can't keep up!
Aramera.... don't run away... I wanted to say hello. I've read a lot of your posts and you talk such great common sense that they stand out.
Having said that, I do have to head off for a couple of hours.. I'll see you later Orlanth, and anyone else hovering.. byeeeeee
tonymo2000
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I'm back as me this time
LB - i'm glad your PC is back up. Couldn't stand not having you around, behind, in front, beneath, going down.. for the next few days.
Mr dependable, Mr reliable, Mr horny...
She knows me so well!!!
Hi orlanth
I'm not pretending to be someone else anymore - my PC is also free.
Re: Out of date. I remember starting in the indsutry - fresh out of uni and going "wow" at a 20 meg harddrive. THese days - if it's not 40 gig - i'm not interested.
But that's geek talk...
LB - i'm glad your PC is back up. Couldn't stand not having you around, behind, in front, beneath, going down.. for the next few days.
Mr dependable, Mr reliable, Mr horny...
She knows me so well!!!
Hi orlanth
I'm not pretending to be someone else anymore - my PC is also free.
Re: Out of date. I remember starting in the indsutry - fresh out of uni and going "wow" at a 20 meg harddrive. THese days - if it's not 40 gig - i'm not interested.
But that's geek talk...
AzureSky
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Did you know?
- It is impossible to lick your elbow.
- A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
- A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
- People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you
sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.
- In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years,
no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the
sand.
- It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the
sky.
- A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
-More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or
received a telephone call.
-Rats and horses can't vomit.
-If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
-If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood
vessel in your head or neck and die.
-If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you
might pop an eyeball out.
-Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could
have over a million descendants.
-Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the
bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
-In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
-Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for
dating are already married.
-A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
-23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by
people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
- In the course of an average lifetime you will, while
sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10
spiders.
- Most lipstick contains fish scales.
-Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
-Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their
elbow.
- It is impossible to lick your elbow.
- A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
- A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
- People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you
sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.
- In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years,
no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the
sand.
- It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the
sky.
- A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
-More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or
received a telephone call.
-Rats and horses can't vomit.
-If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
-If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood
vessel in your head or neck and die.
-If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you
might pop an eyeball out.
-Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could
have over a million descendants.
-Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the
bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
-In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
-Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for
dating are already married.
-A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
-23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by
people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
- In the course of an average lifetime you will, while
sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10
spiders.
- Most lipstick contains fish scales.
-Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
-Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their
elbow.
tonymo2000
Really Really Experienced
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if anybody is in melbourne
apart from looking me up - they should try the University Hotel in Lygon st for a business lunch.
we went there today as a group - good pub grub at decent prices...
other atmospheric discount deals:
* buchan pub - there is only one. For such a small town - they do a great job - great salads.
* Flanagan's Irish pub - Mt gambier. great barmaids - great prices - great fish - great steak - lots of salads (in that order!). bit hard to find as it's hidden off the main st.
more sophisticated favourites:-
* carlucci's in the eastern suburbs - melbourne. best calamari and anything italian (they slice it into those beautiful little pineapple shapes instead of ruining it with batter).
apart from looking me up - they should try the University Hotel in Lygon st for a business lunch.
we went there today as a group - good pub grub at decent prices...
other atmospheric discount deals:
* buchan pub - there is only one. For such a small town - they do a great job - great salads.
* Flanagan's Irish pub - Mt gambier. great barmaids - great prices - great fish - great steak - lots of salads (in that order!). bit hard to find as it's hidden off the main st.
more sophisticated favourites:-
* carlucci's in the eastern suburbs - melbourne. best calamari and anything italian (they slice it into those beautiful little pineapple shapes instead of ruining it with batter).
tonymo2000
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hi stunning azure
what percentage of peole do you think will offer to lick YOUR ELBOW!
sounds like a great idea to me...
100% so far...
what percentage of peole do you think will offer to lick YOUR ELBOW!
sounds like a great idea to me...
100% so far...
AzureSky
Imp
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elbow licking is very erotic..however like most things that are erotic to lick you just can't reach them yourself
http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/angelwings.gif
http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/angelwings.gif
tonymo2000
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but of course...
you have your fair share of elbow lickers in waiting!
what other areas can't you reach? (and the offer to help still remains!)
you have your fair share of elbow lickers in waiting!
what other areas can't you reach? (and the offer to help still remains!)
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