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QuickDuck said:
hmmm i can see your point QD...it was more sensual..not as 'out there' if thats the right way to put it....
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hmmm i can see your point QD...it was more sensual..not as 'out there' if thats the right way to put it....
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QuickDuck said:
innocent...yep thats me
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QuickDuck said:
*cough*bullshit*cough*
what are you trying to cough out there QD?? 
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A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked obber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the abdomen.
Luckily the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
She gives birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was urinating and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
"Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out."
Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the Mom, "I know what happened... you were urinating and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"
Luckily the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
She gives birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was urinating and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
"Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out."
Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the Mom, "I know what happened... you were urinating and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"
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LMAO Qd..i love it
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Ok time for a shameless plug.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83448 is my current thread over on general at the moment.
Actors who should not sing, and sings who should not act... come say hi and contribute if you can think of anyone.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83448 is my current thread over on general at the moment.
Actors who should not sing, and sings who should not act... come say hi and contribute if you can think of anyone.
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Hello Aussies!
Tis nice to see everyone is bright and happy!
Tess, we may have gotten off on the wrong foot hon. In my post where I said I was confused.. I was trying to be funny. Tis my sad sense of humour.. thats all.
Truth is I'm delighted that you're posting here. You have a strong personality and that's always an asset in a thread like this. Besides which.. I like your style girl!
Henry... this is for you babe..
http://www.uselessgraphics.com/tongue1.gif
Tis nice to see everyone is bright and happy!
Tess, we may have gotten off on the wrong foot hon. In my post where I said I was confused.. I was trying to be funny. Tis my sad sense of humour.. thats all.
Truth is I'm delighted that you're posting here. You have a strong personality and that's always an asset in a thread like this. Besides which.. I like your style girl!
Henry... this is for you babe..
http://www.uselessgraphics.com/tongue1.gif
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Hi LB 
how have you been??
how have you been??
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QuickDuck said:ok thats it... Fantzy, you are following me around with your AV, just to get me all hot and bothered!
damn!! you found me out QD
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*giggles*....im glad...
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Stopping by for 1 minute to say hello to the Aussie's. When I was ten years old, my father brought me back a boomerang from Australia...he was in the Airforce, and traveled to Australia many times. He often spoke of his fondness for the beaches and the people.
For the last 21 years I have looked at this boomerang and wanted to visit there, sort of a material reminder to myself. Sound stupid...? Probably, but some day I will accomplish this.
Waiting for the day when I can think of Australia, and have something more enlightening than Men at Work or Foster's Beer pop into my head. (<---- I'll say it for you...typical American)
Thanxs for listening to my stupid story, lol. Hope you all have a nice day.
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For the last 21 years I have looked at this boomerang and wanted to visit there, sort of a material reminder to myself. Sound stupid...? Probably, but some day I will accomplish this.
Waiting for the day when I can think of Australia, and have something more enlightening than Men at Work or Foster's Beer pop into my head. (<---- I'll say it for you...typical American)
Thanxs for listening to my stupid story, lol. Hope you all have a nice day.
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Originally posted by AusTess
Strong personality=bitch,right?
Honestly,i can take the flak.
Some of you people need to take all this a little less seriously.
Thanks Ladybird.
LOL.. no, strong personality does not mean bitch... you silly bitch!!
It means someone who's not afraid to speak out... OK!!I know you can take flak Tess.. cos you're a tough broad.. and I admire that. Onya girl!
Hiya Gunner... it's good to see you back here, you know you're always welcome, don't you.
Let me tell you a secret... we export Fosters cos no one here will drink it! We have lots of yummy beers, and Fosters. LOL
I do hope we see you here one day though. And if you do make it, you must make sure to let us know. People on this thread are spread all throughout Australia, and I know they would go out of their way to make sure you enjoyed your stay.
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Ladybird said:
Thanxs LB...thanxs for the tip on the beer
Well every single person I have met, male and female, that is from Australia seems to be cool in my book. I have to admit I have a certain curiosity towards Aussie's...in many ways seem the same as Americans, but in many others there is a difference. I don't feel like I am talking to someone from Congo or Iran, perhaps a little more of a natural bond due to some of the cultural and social similarities. It is not an easy thing to jump threads into a different country (such as right now), so thanxs for the words.As for visiting...yes, it would be enjoyable.
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I aint afraid to speak out.
Occasionally i AM afraid of the repercussions of speaking out.
I dont like to hurt peoples' feelings.
But i will if i have to.
Aussie beer?
Fosters sucks.
Cascade is good.
Although 4.50 a fucking stubbie in a bar is a bit rich.
It's a shitload cheaper to drink spirits than it is beer.
Occasionally i AM afraid of the repercussions of speaking out.
I dont like to hurt peoples' feelings.
But i will if i have to.
Aussie beer?
Fosters sucks.
Cascade is good.
Although 4.50 a fucking stubbie in a bar is a bit rich.
It's a shitload cheaper to drink spirits than it is beer.
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hello hello
well ive been away a few days, been busy with stupid uni assignments but ive grabbed some free time to get on the net, still at uni unfortunatly, havent had time to sort out the phone yet either
anyway how are well all
well ive been away a few days, been busy with stupid uni assignments but ive grabbed some free time to get on the net, still at uni unfortunatly, havent had time to sort out the phone yet either
anyway how are well all
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