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[Dragonette]

I liked this one

Subject: King Arthur's Court

Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts. But he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief physician. Horatio said, "I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay bribes.” Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.

The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching powder and poured a little of it into the Queen's brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew in intensity. Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the Dragon Master's mouth.

King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote lotion into his mouth and for the next four hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts.

Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment. However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder onto King Arthur's loincloth. King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master...

Moral of the story: Pay your bills

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: LOL, no I am OK

Hong Kong had an odour as well
Never tried dog though!

In the right conditions, it stank!!!

I'll bet you did try dog, you just never knew it, Lol. Did you know it was nearly always black ones???? Whenever you saw a stray or wild dog, it was never black.
They reckoned that Black dogs tasted much better than any other. How strange

 

[Gem_tiger]

What an *enchanting* story. I shall have to remember that one.

I've just been trying to find another little story somewhere else.
It goes like;

A fly buzzes into a stables. He's feeling very hungry, so he looks around and sees a big pile of horse manure.
He flies of down and gorges himself on the magnificent feast. When he has had enough, he spreads his wings but, he is too fat and heavy to fly. He ponders his plight for a while, then he spots a fork, big one for mucking out with.
'Aha' he thinks, remembering his first days of flight where his mother made him jump of of something to start off. He waddles over to the fork and climbs up the handle. He reaches the top, spreads his wings and starts flapping like crazy. Then he runs (as best he could) and launched himself off.
He dropped like a stone *splat*.

Moral; Don't fly off the handle when you're full of shit.
I got that from the UK thread.

 

[Ladybird]

Hello to Dragonette, Gem_tiger, Huggles, Henry and who ever else may be here..

Huggles you are a real cutie hon... please keep that av, it's lovely.

Dragonette, tis good to see you up and about, even if you're not yet 100%

Gem_tiger my friend... tis great to see you chatting here instead of just popping in.

If you buy a house in Bali my friend, I want to know. I love Bali, the atmosphere, the people and the weather. I've been there several times and am aching to go back. Only thing I need is a travel companion!

 

[Gem_tiger]

Hello to Dragonette, Gem_tiger, Huggles, Henry and who ever else may be here..

Huggles you are a real cutie hon... please keep that av, it's lovely.

Dragonette, tis good to see you up and about, even if you're not yet 100%

Gem_tiger my friend... tis great to see you chatting here instead of just popping in.

If you buy a house in Bali my friend, I want to know. I love Bali, the atmosphere, the people and the weather. I've been there several times and am aching to go back. Only thing I need is a travel companion!

Hi Ladybird (((huggggggs)))
You may just have yourself a deal. I did plan to invite Lit. pals to visit anyhow but, if you were there ................................
Sorry guys, that's the way it is

 

[Ladybird]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

It looks like it's party time in downtown !!

Whoooooohoooooooo

Gem_tiger that would be great!! Bali is almost in my back yard, less than 4 hrs flying time. Wheeeeeeee

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Good afternoon
LB hugs n a big kissssss
Dragonette, huggggggggggggs love
hi gem

 

[Gem_tiger]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

It looks like it's party time in downtown !!

Whoooooohoooooooo

Gem_tiger that would be great!! Bali is almost in my back yard, less than 4 hrs flying time. Wheeeeeeee

Yep, I shall keep my Lit. pals informed. I'm hoping to get out there towards the end of the year to find a plot of land (hopefully my buddy will already have some *possibles* to look at).
Then ............. hey, maybe when it's done we'll have a painting party (I'll just forget to buy any pots of paint )

If all goes well though, it could be a good little self-catering holiday home for Lit. friends.

Well, I must go and get some lunch.

See you all, ohh, probably tomorrow, most of you will be in bed when I return.

 

[Gem_tiger]

Good afternoon
LB hugs n a big kissssss
Dragonette, huggggggggggggs love
hi gem

Hi B-D. ^^55s.
Sorry I'm just off for a spot of nose-bag* right now, maybe catch you later


*Glossary (just in case anyone else reads this) Nose-bag = food -- i.e. I'm going to get some food (b/fast, lunch, dinner - whatever)

 

[Ladybird]

Seeya later Gem_tiger! Enjoy your wunch.. lol

Hey BD... big hugs and cuddles and kisses and licks for you babe.. how are you?

 

[Ladybird]

Re: LB

You said good morning to all , let me be the first to say god morning to you. Like your face AV as it lets me fill in the body, think someone else said that also , but I beleive I can just about picture the rest and only makes me want to see more as you have seen more of me.opps

Thank you softey, how nice to have you welcome the day for me.

Thanks for your comment about my av, yes it's nice to get an idea of the person you're chatting to, isn't it.

If you're trying to fill in the gaps, I have to be honest and tell you to use a pear shaped figure..

Oops! Nearly let out our secret babe.. yes, I have seen you, and I really like what I saw too..

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Seeya later Gem_tiger! Enjoy your wunch.. lol

Hey BD... big hugs and cuddles and kisses and licks for you babe.. how are you?

I am fine love
cant stop writing poetry tho
lots of free verse
must send you some
hugs again

 

[softey]

LB

I love pears they are so juciy, sweet, that just right texture that makes you want to run your tongue over the skin and very moist, hummmm

 

[Ladybird]

Oh yes BD, please do. I think your Free Verse writing is the best style you're tried. You're a natural honey.

I love pears they are so juciy, sweet, that just right texture that makes you want to run your tongue over the skin and very moist, hummmm

Well softey, this pear is moist most of the time... and the thought of a tongue just adds to the moisture...

 

[Dragonette]

June birthdays

• QuickDuck NSW male single 30-Jun-72
  
• tekard VIC 22-Jun-76
• hatara USA female 1-Jun-02

 

[WYLDWUN]

hey again lol

hiya from sydney thanks for the invite to here . will be keeping a close eye on the fun in here


take care
WYLDWUN

 

[Dragonette]

Welcome WYLDWUN

Nice to see you made it here, most have gone to bed, but stay tuned, they come and go all the time

Just join in, we are a nice bunch here

 

[Ladybird]

Oh Wyldwun.. you found us.

Welcome!! It's always nice to meet another Aussie here.

Just jump in and post whenever and wherever.. we're all friends here.

 

[Dragonette]

Nearly a birthday boy!

• WYLDWUN NSW male single 30-May-75

 

[Ladybird]

Goodnight Aussies.. take care, and I'll see you all tomorrow... or later today!

Blowing kisses across Australia to each and every one of you..

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[Dragonette]

Nite LB

Have a great one, catch you later, be good or better

 

[Henry]

Morning everyone

 

[Henry]

Bye everyone might be back a little later otherwise have a few good days and take care.

 

[*~sekzee1~*]

Hi everyone,

Am just letting you all know i am going to be keeping an extremely low profile around here for a while. My flirtacious nature has gotten the better of me & now i am trying to fix that. So pm me if you want to keep in contact, otherwise i will pop in say hi from time to time.

Will miss you all greatly

's for all

fantzy

 

[aramera]

Hi Fantzy, keep the home fires burning because they are important, look after yourself and keep studying.


Bye now Aramera.