aussies

[Ladybird]

Hi Shad, a cup of coffee and a chat sounds nice.

There's always room in my life for more friends. Are you north or south of the river person?

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Evenin Oz
special hugs to my darlin LB
mmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Dragonette]

Oh Singles Bars

I used to go to those, long time ago and yes you are right LB, very segreated. Not much fun at all!

Seems it hasn't changed over the years!

OH well, maybe we will just bump into MIster Right one day!

Evening all, and no, I have not forgotten you Gil, just my typing!

 

[ifitsfundoit]

There are plenty of pics of me in the amateur pic section if your willing to look for them .. a search for queen will find all the threads ive started, but ive also put pics in other threads.
Havent taken any new ones for a while now, but im getting back into it soon, got some new ideas now and cant wait to get going again !!

When I finally get my worthless behind to Perth, I' going to be constantly on the look out for you and Ladybird.

Can't wait


Ifits

 

[ifitsfundoit]

evening all.

Hope you all had a god day off courtesy of the Her Majesty.

Thought I'd drop by, wish every one the best, chew the fat a little, and get my post count up.


Ifits

 

[ifitsfundoit]

anyone in???

cooooooeeeeeee....anybody home?



Ifits

 

[ifitsfundoit]

There are plenty of pics of me in the amateur pic section if your willing to look for them .........got some new ideas now and cant wait to get going again !!

wow...I'm off for wank.

I found the rope, wax and icecube series...seriously erotic pics.

Hope you had as much fun making them as I think you did.

Keep em coming...the pictures that is


Ifits

 

[Ladybird]

coooeeeee!!

Yes, I'm here...... are you?

Hello Dragonette and Ifitsfundoit... how are you both?

Finished wanking yet ifistfundoit?

You are a funny man... and yes, you need to get your worthless butt over here quick smart mister!

 

[ifitsfundoit]

coooeeeee!!

Yes, I'm here...... are you?

Hello Dragonette and Ifitsfundoit... how are you both?

Finished wanking yet ifistfundoit?

You are a funny man... and yes, you need to get your worthless butt over here quick smart mister!

I was going to, but then I thought I'd read a story or two first.

"Funny man"???? what sort of funny?!!!

 

[Dragonette]

Evening LB

How is the camera, any shots yet?

Can I hear clicks?

 

[Ladybird]

"Funny man"???? what sort of funny?!!!

Funny ha ha... with a touch of funny peculiar thrown in.

There...... does that answer your question sir?

Now, how are you? Is there a smile on your dial?

How has your day been? Tell me all....

 

[Ladybird]

Re: Evening LB

How is the camera, any shots yet?
Can I hear clicks?

Afraid not Dragonette.

There's so much to it... I have to put it all together, then learn how to use it.. ha ha... download software etc etc..

It's all sitting on the kitchen table, waiting for someone clever to sort it out.

I just wish he'd hurry... lol

 

[ifitsfundoit]

peculiar eh? I think I preefer eccentric, but I'll take peculiar. Don't suppose many would disagree.

It's been a bit hectic over the long weekend. Far too much revellry and not enough sleep.

First there was the glory of Friday night. (woo hoo)

Then....out Saturday for dinner at a friends place. Just the 4 of us. I am convinced that we will end up have a 4 some one day. Thought at onee point that it was going to happen on Sat, but not to be. basically ate food, drank wine, and spent the whole evening talking about sex. I work with the guy, and he tell me he wanks at work.

Get a load of that...I'm too firghtened to toss off in the cubicles...regardless of how horny I get.

Ssunday didn't begin until about midday. went out for breakfast to one of the most beautiful places in Sydney (Balmoral). Played golf today.

ready for a rub down, a rub off, and a good night's zzzzz.

How life in WA, sweetie? Shot any videos yet??


Ifits


back in a sec...got to do the washing up

 

[Gil_T2]

LB he might have been a very considerate man

Ladybird areyou sure you haven't missjudged the guy with the stubby holder ? He might have it so when he over cames his nerves with a drink or two he wouldn't have cold hands when he touches a lady.

Wow I was thinking of getting a digital camera but after hearing you couldn't work it out what hope have I.

Well I'm off to wander the threads and think I'll stir some action in the NASCAR Sucks thread as several ladies have voiced their view on motorsport so I'm going to ask why we should take any notice of them as they have trouble getting around the parking lot at the shops.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Think I'll get some replies then.

 

[Dragonette]

Yup, I know

So much to do, so little inclination!

I have this video camera to work out yet!


ifitsfundoit, sounds like a great weak ender!

 

[ifitsfundoit]

back in a sec...got to do the washing up

Done it!! Most of it went in the dishwasher.

Here's a tip for young players though. If it smellls of fish wash it straight away. Don't leave for a day....it maks it worse.

I cooked seafood crepes for me and Mrs. Ifits last night, and couldn't be arsed to wash up the pans. The one had the remains of the sauce in and needed a soak. So I left it till tonight.

And very nice they were too before you ask.

BTW Ladybird...hows your daughter?

Ifits

 

[ifitsfundoit]

Re: Yup, I know

ifitsfundoit, sounds like a great weak ender!

It was a blinder.

Are you in the sydney area sDrag? Do you know Balmoral beach?

Beautiful place to be. As close too heaven on earth a I've seen. Well, for a city anyway


Ifits

 

[ifitsfundoit]

Re: LB he might have been a very considerate man

Wow I was thinking of getting a digital camera but after hearing you couldn't work it out what hope have I.

.

Digital cameras are easy Gil. Even my mum can work one, and she gets confused setting the video.

 

[Ladybird]

Ifitsfundoit....babe... you've had a weekend to remember! Lordy a foursome... sounds too good to be true, then again I guess it was!

I can't even get a twosome at the moment... might be time to give my fuck buddy a call I think... <wink>

My daughter is doing well thanks. Her bp seems to have stabislised. Today she was complaining of lower back pain and the the pressure of the baby low in her pelvis... so I don't think it'll be too long before she delivers. Mind you, she is 39 weeks now.

Gil you're a rotten stirrer mate!! I've read your posts over there, and I expect to see you banned from the board any day... LOL

Dragonette... I've got to get my A into G and sort this camera out. I'm really looking forward to playing with it, I just can't be bothered with the sorting it out stuff.. aren't I a silly billy!! LOL

btw ifitsfundoit... I love seafood. A crepe would be lovely thank you.

 

[Ladybird]

Ifitsfundoit... did you read my account of how I spent Saturday night?

I went to a singles bar for the first time in my life... bloody hell!! What an eye opener.

I'm still stunned.

I thought people went there to meet other people. Not necessary soul mate stuff, or even bonk stuff... just people.

Silly me, I have so much to learn. It seems if you're a man you stand against the bar and watch the women, who remain in their little huddles.

I thought it was such crap, I tried talking to a couple of men, and you'd have thought I was after their inheritance! All I wanted was a chat and a laugh. Just some fun.

Guess it's my fault... I'm blonde.

 

[ifitsfundoit]

I can't even get a twosome at the moment... might be time to give my fuck buddy call I thing... <wink>

Mind you, she is 39 weeks now.

btw ifitsfundoit... I love seafood. A crepe would be lovely thank you.

I always say start small. So then Onesome is the first ordere of the day. That should scratch the itch. You can work up from there.

39 weeks!!!! Almost time for "bombs away". I reckon you woemn are wonderful creatures. Personally, if I thought that the kicking, back breaking, figure wrecking thing inside me for 9 months was going to turn out the slightest bit like me, I think twice about ever having sex again.

Good job for me that I'm male.

i have a crepe and just enough prawns and smoked cod in garlic butter sauce left over. I'll put it under the grill to melt the cheese when I finsh this note. Will you be here in time, or should I eat it for you?


Ifits

 

[Dragonette]

Hmmmmm

Dragonette... I've got to get my A into G and sort this camera out. I'm really looking forward to playing with it, I just can't be bothered with the sorting it out stuff.. aren't I a silly billy!! LOL

I have this video one to play with, plus other stuff to do!

I need my A in G also!

Please,never call me Drag! (Oh I hate that)
Call me Del, if Dragonette is to much to type!

Del is short for Delania, a Dame Knight, my only other persona online. I used to play in a Palace site, a medieval one, where I earned my knighthood.

So I will answer to Del, I'll just shudder in disgust at "Drag"

I am to far away from Balmoral, outer west here, country, no beaches.

 

[Ladybird]

Ummm... I've got the 'onesome' thing down pretty pat thanks hon. I've been practising that since I was about 11. I know twosomes and threesomes.. they just seem to be hard to come by. But... I can call my fuck buddy.. and I might just have too.

I have a friend who describes pregnancy as the weirdest thing.. along the lines of alien. He thinks to have a creature inside you and feeding off you is scary.. just as well he's a male too!!

Yep... pop the crepe under the griller... I won't be long.

EAT IT AND YOU'RE DEAD!

 

[ifitsfundoit]

All I wanted was a chat and a laugh.

I've never been to a singles bar, but i reckon they can't be much different to the clubs I used to go to when I was 20 or so.

Lots of women dancing, and the men stood around the edge watching. Strange thing was that there seemed to be a uniform. White shirt, blakc trousers etc. 200 waiters all getting tanked and trying to geet laid on a Saturday night. I had a green shirt I used to wear at the time. A little differeent and very successful with the ladies.

I remember the fear of rejection very well. I guess after many years in a relationship men find it difficult to talk to someone new. even worse is to think your doing OK, only to be knocked back at the end of the night.

It's a confidence thing, and of course, it can be a viscious circle. Lack of confidence leads to lack of success...leads to lack of confidence.

I don't think you have that much to learn. I'm sure you know plenty :kiss.

Not suree what being blonde has to do with it either. I'd have thought it would aid your cause.

 

[ifitsfundoit]

Re: Hmmmmm

Please,never call me Drag! (Oh I hate that)
Call me Del, if Dragonette is to much to type!

My most humble apologies. Dragonette it is.

I'm a programmer for a living, and I really struggle with typing. we never type proper words!! I have to edit my posts seeveral times before their even readable. So, I get lazy, and type things in shorthand.