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[Dragonette]

Shakes head

You better believe it guys -- this person is nasty evil and won't do nothing for nobody unless they pay through the nose


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and I'm the f'ing tooth fairy LMAO

~Chuckles~

Ah well, at least one mere male knows!

So, pay me, dearly, through witch ever way!

Tonight, blood sacrifice might ease me, Gem, 'tigger 'dear one, you are doing well as my apprentice!

I so appreciate a male that knows me and is brave enough to stand up and state it!
Yep everyone, I am mean and nasty, so you have been warned!

But, tooth fairy, hmmm, a new fetish?
Hmmmm, something to explore, tongue in cheek, maybe?

I will be interested to check your Gem, an uncut facet maybe?

 

[redblooded]

male, a fast one, impatient!
Pops into the Bar, then leaves, offers spice, then runs away!

Growls, get that red blood over here, I am very thirsty!

Tail trashing in annoyance!

I did warn you all, I am Dragon, beware, I am not nice, I bite, claw and feast on all males!

I can also flame females, so, stay on my good side!

GROWLS


ummm yes oh firey one
impatient?? not normally only when online - didn't expect it to take so long to get an answer,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and then the soccer finished!!..

Not true , just thought everyone had called it a night, but it seems like the threads come alive after midnight,,,, must be that dragon influence!! - lol

 

[Ladybird]

Originally posted by ifitsfundoit
You wear knickers????

Oops! Caught me out!

OK... bloomers. Nice white bloomers, stopping just above my knee.

Lovely and warm in this kind of weather. Kinda sexy in a fetish way.. LOL

 

[jimmi]

knickers???

Oops! Caught me out!

OK... bloomers. Nice white bloomers, stopping just above my knee.

Lovely and warm in this kind of weather. Kinda sexy in a fetish way.. LOL

Damn, I had heard stories. Up early love, hope all is well.
love,

jimmmmi

 

[Orlanth]

Sunday is supposed to be a day to relax, and feel at peace with yourself, right?

 

[aramera]

Hi there Granny L.B. how many ferrets can you carry in your bloomers, I think the record is 14. Luv to see you try

I was talking to my mate George [St] the other day and he said he had been called out to quiten an angry Dragon, and had to use capsicum spray to get her to settle down. Gee I hope those guys are not getting under Dragonette's scales, cause she can be mean.

Oh yeah Ladybird, if you need to put Danny to sleep, give him a bottle of Bundy and put him in front of the T.V. to watch a chess game, Boooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring sure fire sleepmaker.

See Ya. (((((((((HUGS)))))))) for all our lady posters

 

[Ladybird]

Damn, I had heard stories. Up early love, hope all is well.
love, jimmmmi

Hi babe.. no, not up early... going to bed late. I spent another night with Master "Feed Me Every Two Hours or I'll Scream", while his parents got some sleep. I'm a little worried about Melissa.. she could be headed for Post Natal Depression. And she has this infection as well... it's all a bit much for her at the moment. So Daniel and I spend the night together, and then when one of them wakes in the morning, I come home. And sleep!

Sunday is supposed to be a day to relax, and feel at peace with yourself, right?

That was the idea in the good old days Orlanth, but it isn't always the case now. What's up hon... you don't sound too happy.

Hi there Granny L.B. how many ferrets can you carry in your bloomers, I think the record is 14. Luv to see you try

I'm sure you'd like to aramera... but let me tell you sweet potato... it ain't gonna happen!!

Oh yeah Ladybird, if you need to put Danny to sleep, give him a bottle of Bundy and put him in front of the T.V. to watch a chess game, Boooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring sure fire sleepmaker.

Aramera, Daniel and I watched the soccer and the rugby last night while Melissa was seeing her doctor. We were both bored and sleepy by the time it was over! Forget chess, we've found something much more effective.

(((((((((HUGS)))))))) for all our lady posters

Umm, without appearing greedy aramera, could I have a kiss please... maybe a little tongue as welll? It's been a long time..

 

[Orlanth]

That was the idea in the good old days Orlanth, but it isn't always the case now. What's up hon... you don't sound too happy.

Don't sound happy? That's an understatment. You would think I would be used to people hurting my feelings.... Taking my feelings, bushing the @#%& out of them, putting the m in a blander, make a milk shake out of them, drink it, then take a piss into a glass, and pour it over a fire...

But no, I'm not used to it. Sucks eh?

Anyways, how are you LB?

 

[Ladybird]

I'm pretty good thanks hon... just tired. It's a long time since I last did night feeds with a baby. Especially one that likes to feed every 2ish hours.

Do you want to talk about things hon.. or would you prefer to deal with them yourself?

I just don't like to see you this way.

We are friends, after all..

 

[pigl3t]

I spent another night with Master "Feed Me Every Two Hours or I'll Scream", while his parents got some sleep. I'm a little worried about Melissa.. she could be headed for Post Natal Depression. And she has this infection as well... it's all a bit much for her at the moment. So Daniel and I spend the night together, and then when one of them wakes in the morning, I come home. And sleep!

Aww, least your daughter has you there to help, makes all the difference! I seriously hope she doesn't get PND, I have seen numerous friends and mums of kids I have worked with fall to this. Unfortunately it is something that isn't talked about or is socially acceptable, even in these enlightened times. Again, I am glad she has you to help out, give advice and relieve some of the stress for her

 

[Gil_T2]

Hi ,y friends as I pass through

My health has been not been great.

 

[Orlanth]

I, am sorry for how I have acted the last couple of days. I have had a couple w eeks of bad news, anmd it just got worse.

I had a feeling something big and very hurtful to me was happening. I just found out tonight that my feeling was right... I hate being right al most all the time...

 

[Ladybird]

She's backkkkkkkkkkkkkk...

Hiya friends..

Back again, to see what mischief I can cause..

Aww, least your daughter has you there to help, makes all the difference! I seriously hope she doesn't get PND, I have seen numerous friends and mums of kids I have worked with fall to this. Unfortunately it is something that isn't talked about or is socially acceptable, even in these enlightened times. Again, I am glad she has you to help out, give advice and relieve some of the stress for her

Pigl3t I have some serious concerns that my daughter is heading for PND. I suffered from it after my first, and I know what hell it is. And on top of everything, she now has an infection and has to be careful of haemorrage..

My health has been not been great.

What's happening Gil? I know that you're health isn't good at the best of times... what's happened to make it worse?

I, am sorry for how I have acted the last couple of days. I have had a couple w eeks of bad news, anmd it just got worse.

I had a feeling something big and very hurtful to me was happening. I just found out tonight that my feeling was right... I hate being right al most all the time...

Orlanth I have no idea what's happened honey, all I can do is offer you my ear and my shoulder if you need them. And it's a genuine offer, so don't hesitate to take me up on it... ok?

Alrighty, after all of that unhappiness, I've found a couple of poems to lighten the mood here.

NO MORE HERO'S

Cinderella was a fella and
So was Sleeping Beauty
GI Joe was a complete Homo
(And a raving Tooti Fruity!)

Superman was from Afghanistan
Cat Woman was a dog
Spiderman killed Desperate Dan
Kirk chocked to death eating the Captains log

The Incredible Hulk would often sulk
Because he was so green
So Batman killed him with a baseball bat
And was then shot by Mr.Bean

Kryptonite does not exist
Wonder Woman's dead
The X-Men do not X-ist
(and nor does SuperTed!)

Danger Mouse was just a Rat
James Bond is now in Heaven
Shot by the Invisible Man
Who had a contract out on 007

The hero's are all zero's
We were told a pack of lies
The comic books were comical
No-one 'actually' flies!

So you see, they're all gone now
Science fiction's fictional
Goodbye to all the Super Hero's
(and good riddance to them all!)

 

[Orlanth]

LB, I thank you for the offer , but I don't think you would understand.

 

[Ladybird]

No probs Orlanth... but the offer still stands hon. I don't need to understand to be sounding board.

And now my friends, I must fly.... Desperate Dan is squawking once again, and it's Super Gran to the rescue!!!!!!

Seeyas later....

 

[EvilSmurf]

hey everyone
hope ya weekend was good?

Orlanth, whatever it is thats bothering ya, just give it time, its usualy good to talk about it when ya ready to.

Gil, hope ya feeling better soon.

LB, sorry to hear about Melissa's possible PND, am glad they have such a wonderfull grannie such as yourself to take care of things.
cool poem, it reminded me of somthing i wrote ages ago...well the flying theme of it anyway...ill post it here i guess...it will atleast add 1 more post to my count

 

[EvilSmurf]

If only i could fly again

There was a time i could float,
high above the clouds,
the freedom it surounded me,
lost within its shroud.

we promised we would be together,
we said we'd work it out,
we made plans for the future,
I should have trusted doubt.

I was shy and defensive,
I tried not let you in,
but i tripped and hit my heart,
you were now deep within.

you saw through my defences,
and saw behind the jokes,
i realy believed you loved me,
i believed every word you spoke.

I sang to you and fell in love with you,
how'd i let this happen?
be carefull with my heart,
these words i hear still echo.

For that time i could fly,
above the trees and over hills,
until my wings were clipped,
grounded and surounded,
by cold emptyness.

My heart now stands still,
it wont let me fly,
living a cold lonely existance,
letting life pass me by,
please heart, i beg you,
find the strength to grow wings,
so i can enjoy life and love and living,
and all those wonderfull things.

 

[Ladybird]

WOW!!

Mr Smurf that's some poem you wrote!

It's full of feeling.. you must have written it for a reason hon.

That's a great poem.. seriously, you should consider posting it here in Lit, with the non-erotic poetry.

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[EvilSmurf]

thanx LB
i wrote it not long after things fell apart with my ex.

anyway...your awake at this hour too? or are ya just an insomniac like myself?
how are ya? hows everything with Daniel and Melissa?

 

[Orlanth]

My main problem at the momment , will, it isn't a problem because I can't salve it. It is more of.. Heck, I don't know what to call it.

It is 1:15am here, and I can't sleep. So I am going to tell you what's up, LB.

I'll only tell you about what happend tonight. It has me so confused and is destroying me, I can't think of anything else.

When I joinedx this thread, I told everyone about my brake up with my girlfriend... I loved her, and still do, and hoped to one day be to gether again.

She meet another man, who she made friends with. She told me they were only friends and wanted nothing more. Being the guy I am, I b elieved her, and I incoruged her to be friends.

i guess we still both fult strongly for each other, and she kind of incoruged my hope in getting back together.

After a while, she starteds to see this man more and more, and I knew something might happen, but she kept telling me nothing was going on. That she didn't want a reltionship or anything.

I still at this point had very strong feelings for her, and I thought she felt the same for me.

Today, she told me that she was saving up for a trip, with her kids, to go down south for a small holiday, and it was where this other man lived.

I end up telling her, that I was just jealous of the time she spent with him and I was just jealous, that's all. All she said was that I didn't know everything, and shge would tell m e tonight.

She told me what it was... S he is pregnant, this other man is the father... To make a long story short, this hurt me more then actually being told I would never walk again.

 

[Ladybird]

Yep I'm awake sweetheart.. but remember the time difference is in my favour. It's much later where you are buster!

Melissa has an infection and may need a curette, she's very concerned about it. Daniel is thriving.. oblivious to the ruckus that he's causing!

And Monday 24th.. tomorrow here, today where you are, is Melissa's birthday.

There's a lot happening in that house at the moment. Actually I'm debating whether to go to bed or not. It's about now that I usually get the phone call.

I guess I'll just wait and see.

And what's your excuse for not sleeping sweet?

I don't think I've ever asked what you're studying hon...

 

[Ladybird]

Oh shit Orlanth!! That really sux babe.

I can understand the way you feel. Especially when you had hopes that one day you might get back together again.

I guess she's really done nothing wrong. She wasn't in a relationship with you.

But that doesn't help your pain. Being forced to see that she was intimate with someone else.

I guess honey, you need to let go of your dreams, cos that's all they were... dreams.

Don't hold any anger or hurt inside, it will only draw things out and make them worse for you.

If you believe in fate at all (as I do) then you'll know that this happened for a reason. Possibly to ensure that you don't get together again. And that may be because there's some one more suited to you out there, and you need to be free when your paths cross.

Hold on to that though Orlanth, look for the positive, don't worry about the negative. Find the positive and grasp it with both hands, don't let it go. You'll find things easier then.

Meanwhile, if want to talk further, but privately... pm me. ok sweet?

 

[EvilSmurf]

ah thats right, 2 hours diff.

i hope Melissa is feeling better soon, i guess it wont be much of a birthdayday for her but wishing her a happy bday all the same

ye i probably wont be going to bed any time soon either, there are times i just cant sleep so i just give up and watch tv or hop on the computer until sleep finaly hits me, it plays havoc on my sleep patern

im studying Information Technology, Network engineering..its good...but im thinking of taking a break from it for abit ...i dunno...see what happens...

 

[Orlanth]

I know she didn't do anything wrong , she wasn't in a reltionship with me... But it still hurts.

I don't believe in love any more, love is just a false sense of hope. It has no meaning to me anymore, there is no such thing as love.

I believe in fate... I know what happened has a reason. I just don't know how to deal with this, I'm not sure if I can deal with it. The hardest thing to deal with out of all my life.
This my seem odd, knowing all of the things I had to deal with in my life. But this is the hardest... I reallly had strong feelings for her .

 

[Orlanth]

ah thats right, 2 hours diff.

i hope Melissa is feeling better soon, i guess it wont be much of a birthdayday for her but wishing her a happy bday all the same

ye i probably wont be going to bed any time soon either, there are times i just cant sleep so i just give up and watch tv or hop on the computer until sleep finaly hits me, it plays havoc on my sleep patern

im studying Information Technology, Network engineering..its good...but im thinking of taking a break from it for abit ...i dunno...see what happens...

IT? I will be doing that soon. Going into Web Design, Networking, and Programming... I also what to do some standard maths, advanced maths, thyritacal science and astronamy.