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[Dragonette]

He flew thro

Here is his thread

Duckies Birthday

It still is, so you can post!

 

[EvilSmurf]

lol, here we are fighting over whos the most Evil,
and here i am with evil in my nick, and im a sweet, kind, careing, loving person...........

ha!! noone beleives me

 

[Dragonette]

Prove it!

lol, here we are fighting over whos the most Evil,
and here i am with evil in my nick, and im a sweet, kind, careing, loving person...........

ha!! noone beleives me

I know I am wicked and evil, just ask those that know me!

I have smurfs for snacks!
Piglets taste yummy to!
And a roasted duck - oh well, thats a whole course!
I nibble on Lady bugs, nice finger food!
And Elmos make snacks to!

 

[EvilSmurf]

i dunno why she swallowed a fly

 

[Orlanth]

I don't give a damn who disagrees, but pain is evil!!!

 

[softey]

WOW

So much going on.
LB thanks for the cert. ,althoughI've been doing that for many years it is the first award, thats very touching.

Tulip please just roll me up in a pair of undies and stick me in a cornor of the bag.

Have you guys heard of a group of guys"Thunder from Down under" They are playing in Las Vegas and I had not heard them, don't know what kind of performance they do

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

Scratching head... there are so many things I need to learn about the aussie language. What a bloody wanker I can be at times. Wink.

Major hugs Ladybird for such a lovely honor. Can I keep my NY Accent? I heard it goes over well with the Aussie Men for phone sex.

Peace,
Tulip

I'm quite fond of the old joke:

Whats better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

badumpum :0Þ

 

[ifitsfundoit]

evening one and all,

I'm back from the Hunter valley, and have now consumed most of a bottle. I think my typing might be getting slurred.

It's taken me a couple of minutes to get this down properly.


Ifits

 

[ifitsfundoit]

ooops...forgot...happy b'day Duck

 

[EvilSmurf]

Hi Ifits,
how are ya?
howd ya golf game go?

 

[ifitsfundoit]

Hi Ifits,
how are ya?
howd ya golf game go?

semi-pissed (most of a bottle of verdello-semillon)

The golf ranged between shocking to just like the telly. so, about normal for a sad 18 handicapper.

How's life in Sydney been this weekend?

Ifits

 

[ifitsfundoit]

Hey smurf...hav you got Fox?

If so, channel 25 (comedy channel). There's a show on called Real sex. The current piece is about a bunch of guys "bonding" with their penis.

Bonding??? what the fuck does that mean?

Ifits

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Re: Re: O Why blame the bloody Yanks?

Because I am useds to their accents... Just forget it, shesh, it was only a joke... The "" hints as a joke...

I was busting your shoes O! wink

Peace,
Tulip

 

[EvilSmurf]

semi-pissed (most of a bottle of verdello-semillon)

The golf ranged between shocking to just like the telly. so, about normal for a sad 18 handicapper.

How's life in Sydney been this weekend?

Ifits

ya mean brizzie?
been ok...didnt do much, went to see Minority Report today, wasnt too bad...am going to the coast tomorow for a few drinks with mates in an apartment near the beach other than that theres not alot going on.
i havnt played golf in a long time, but the hunter Valley certainly sounds like a nice place to play?

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Thank you Evil

Hey hey all you sexy people!
hope ya weekend went well

awww man...but i wanna do my bit for international relations *pouts* Tulip, ya got any friends you can forward me to?

oh ye, hey tulip, just be warned when ya get here, many guys are gunna want to bring out the old ozzy classic sayings, you know the ones....thats not a knife..THIS is a knife. and ahh she'll be bonza mate.

What sort of friends do you want me to forward? Now can't figure out the she'll be bonza mate thing? What does it mean?

Peace,
Tulip

 

[EvilSmurf]

lol nope i dont have fox.....bonding with ya penis? thats not like that glue that guy in "American Pie 2" used on his doodle is it? ;D ;D

i hope by now that im at one with my penis and my sexuality, whats the show saying about it all?

 

[ifitsfundoit]

ya mean brizzie?
been ok...didnt do much, went to see Minority Report today, wasnt too bad...am going to the coast tomorow for a few drinks with mates in an apartment near the beach other than that theres not alot going on.
i havnt played golf in a long time, but the hunter Valley certainly sounds like a nice place to play?

shit...I thought you were in Sydney. Obviously not. Jealous about the beach thing. I'm waiting for somes stuff bacak from the government. Then I'm, off to Thailand for a week of un and seex on the beaech.

Well, that's the plan anyway.

we were playing golf at Cypress Lakes. Top course, but there was a gale blowing, so made it a little tough...to say the least

 

[ifitsfundoit]

lol nope i dont have fox.....bonding with ya penis? thats not like that glue that guy in "American Pie 2" used on his doodle is it? ;D ;D

i hope by now that im at one with my penis and my sexuality, whats the show saying about it all?

Finished now, but I'm with you. Once you get past 20, you should really be in touch with what feels good, and what doesn't. Basically is a buch of guys 25 - 55 tossing off together.

Shhh...don't tell LB. She'll get all unneceessary.

 

[EvilSmurf]

Re: Thank you Evil

What sort of friends do you want me to forward? Now can't figure out the she'll be bonza mate thing? What does it mean?

Peace,
Tulip

LOL
hi Tulip, its means it'll be right mate.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Yes I have heard of it before...

I'm quite fond of the old joke:

Whats better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

badumpum :0Þ

the strange thing is I do enjoy my two lips on an organ. Wink.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Dragonette]

LOL

semi-pissed (most of a bottle of verdello-semillon)



How's life in Sydney been this weekend?

Ifits

Semi sounds like a good way to be!
Cold here, very cold!

 

[ifitsfundoit]

Re: LOL

Semi sounds like a good way to be!
Cold here, very cold!

If only I was there to keep you warm.


Ifits

 

[EvilSmurf]

Finished now, but I'm with you. Once you get past 20, you should really be in touch with what feels good, and what doesn't. Basically is a buch of guys 25 - 55 tossing off together.

Shhh...don't tell LB. She'll get all unneceessary.

lol ummm ok, i dont think im that comfortable that i could masterbate in front of a bunch of guys.
LB has that phantasy??

 

[Dragonette]

Strange thought indeed!

lol nope i dont have fox.....bonding with ya penis? thats not like that glue that guy in "American Pie 2" used on his doodle is it? ;D ;D

i hope by now that im at one with my penis and my sexuality, whats the show saying about it all?

I thought that was masturbation!

 

[ifitsfundoit]

lol ummm ok, i dont think im that comfortable that i could masterbate in front of a bunch of guys.
LB has that phantasy??

She's got a thing for watching a guy go down on another, so I guess two or so wanking would be well lon the way.

I promised her that I would fulfil the fantasy for her if we ever meet.