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ifitsfundoit said:


wanking makes the palms of your hand hairy.

or is it sweaty...I dunno...I get so confused sometimes

No...I was right...it is hairy. That's why I shave my hands every morning along with my face.
 
ifitsfundoit said:


No...I was right...it is hairy. That's why I shave my hands every morning along with my face.

My mate wife reckons that rubbing toilet paper between your tits makes them bigger.

Trouble is, it does the same to her arse...or so she tells me.
 
LOL @ both of ya :D

LB, where do you get all those pics from? you seem to have a pic for every situation lol :)

Ifits, dont ya hate it when ya nick the tip of ya thumb ;)
 
I missed you Shazz... nighty night all the same.. take care my friend.

And thanks for leaving me with these loonies who are now looking at the palms of their hands.

Bless you love.. lol

:D
 
EvilSmurf said:
LOL @ both of ya :D

LB, where do you get all those pics from? you seem to have a pic for every situation lol :)

Ifits, dont ya hate it when ya nick the tip of ya thumb ;)

you think that's bad..i shave my balls as well.
Anyway...i'm off to bed.

Sleep well etc.


Ifits
 
Ladybird said:
I missed you Shazz... nighty night all the same.. take care my friend.

And thanks for leaving me with these loonies who are now looking at the palms of their hands.

Bless you love.. lol

:D

loonies...loony my arse!!!!

i'm as sane as the next man.

oooooohhh shit...i've just seen the next man, and it don't look good.
 
lol Ifits, tell ya mate to softly caress and tease her breasts and nipples, and encourage more doggy style or anal, i believe that will solve his dilema :D
 
Ladybird said:
I missed you Shazz... nighty night all the same.. take care my friend.

And thanks for leaving me with these loonies who are now looking at the palms of their hands.

Bless you love.. lol

:D

and furthermore.....!!!!!!!!!

if you were left alone with the two of us, there'd only be one type of moaning you'd be doing...and you'd love it!!!


loonies...really...I should be offended.

Can't seem to work out why I'm not though.
 
rofl :D
i just trim, if ya shave wont it grow back bigger and hairyer than ever? lol

LB, the lil voice sitting on my left shoulder told me to tell you, it could be worse, fucks me how, but it could be ;)

:devil:
 
EvilSmurf said:
rofl :D
i just trim, if ya shave wont it grow back bigger and hairyer than ever? lol

LB, the lil voice sitting on my left shoulder told me to tell you, it could be worse, fucks me how, but it could be ;)

:devil:

Seems to get bigger when I'm shaving. Funny that.

must be something to do with the slippery soap
 
EvilSmurf said:
rofl :D
i just trim, if ya shave wont it grow back bigger and hairyer than ever? lol

LB, the lil voice sitting on my left shoulder told me to tell you, it could be worse, fucks me how, but it could be ;)

:devil:

That ladybird doesn't know she's born you know. Two handsome men willing (nay begging) to pay her some attention and she complains.

Don't know about you mate, but I'd give her somehitng to moan about if she wasn't 4500 km away.
 
LOL :D
perhaps i should have said thicker, rather than bigger,
and im talking about the hair! lol ;)
 
EvilSmurf said:
LOL :D
perhaps i should have said thicker, rather than bigger,
and im talking about the hair! lol ;)

it gets thicker as well.

the hair doesn't seem to though.
 
i totally agree with you old chap, id be more than willing.
we offered, we cant do more than that :D
 
Yawn as I wake up for the

second time this morning. Morning all as I rub my.....
eyes. Or in you most of your cases evening.

LOL... What is all of this talk about blindness, hairy palms, big tits, growing asses? Am I doomed from all of my past behaviors?

Hugs Ladybird. I have not packed as of yet. I have been busy with the plans for this Friday. Irishwolfhound staying here so cleaning up and such. I do have in my mind what I need to bring. Basically trading in my shorts for warm clothes. I need to get MD corner now to get a date for when he and the wife can make it to Melbourne. I really would love meeting all three of you and any other lit people.

Now this working thing. I was under the impression that it is not that easy for a foreigner to get and work in Oz without special papers.

Peace,
Tulip
 
Cold weather anyone?

tulip2lipservice said:


You just figured that one out. Trust me it is addicting and the wonderful people you converse with do not make it easy to stay away from it all.

Peace,
Tulip

You're correct Tulip. There is real energy generated when positive people put their heads together and set out to make a difference in the world.

Is it still stinking hot there? We had a very cold minus 10 Celsius, that's about 14 F, which might make you northerners happy, but simply ruins the tan lines on our beach beauties. :cool:
 
Are you going to leave us ifits?

Damn... I was really getting into it too.

Oh well... Smurfie, looks like it's just you and me... I'm sure we'll find something to amuse ourselves with... :D
 
lol LB :D

i didnt even get any tongue tickling in yet, keep that thought wave cumming though :rolleyes:
 
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tulip2lipservice said:
second time this morning. Morning all as I rub my.....
eyes. Or in you most of your cases evening.

LOL... What is all of this talk about blindness, hairy palms, big tits, growing asses? Am I doomed from all of my past behaviors?

Hugs Ladybird. I have not packed as of yet. I have been busy with the plans for this Friday. Irishwolfhound staying here so cleaning up and such. I do have in my mind what I need to bring. Basically trading in my shorts for warm clothes. I need to get MD corner now to get a date for when he and the wife can make it to Melbourne. I really would love meeting all three of you and any other lit people.

Now this working thing. I was under the impression that it is not that easy for a foreigner to get and work in Oz without special papers.

Peace,
Tulip

Then get your gorgeous behind to Sydney. Stacks of us up here. Much warmer too. Nearly 70 today.


Ifits
 
Ladybird said:
Are you going to leave us ifits?

Damn... I was really getting into it too.

Oh well... Smurfie, looks like it's just you and me... I'm sure we'll find something to amuse ourselves with... :D

leave you....NEVER...well maybe not NEVER, but I'll stick around for a while longer.

just for you...and to keep an eye on that evil smurf.
 
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