Avast!: A GBer's Thread

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Amicus is really the first person Ulaven posted to. He just looked over my shoulder and gritted his teeth...registered...

Think Ishmael, only longer, less coherent.

I was thinking Busybody. No alterations.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I've heard once you go in there, you never come out.

(shhh... you can get back in through the poetry.)

I know nothink, I tell you.

"Why Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night?" "The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world."

 

[Recidiva]

I was thinking Busybody. No alterations.

Not THAT incoherent. Or entertaining.

 

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Not THAT incoherent. Or entertaining.

Anybody who makes BB look coherent...that's really saying something...

 

[Tom Collins]

You're gonna have to go heavy on the gin and light on the club soda for that one.

Mmmm...a liquored up pirate...it don't get any better than that.*evil grin*

I'm wearing it for the GB *grins* and it is my favourite too. Thanks

Put on your best clothes for the guests, eh?
Welcome, M'Lady.

http://www.thaivisa.com/albums/pornography/nice_tits.jpg

*gigglesnort* Nice tits, darlin'.

Ya wanna see my hooters?
http://www.workingforwildlife.org.uk/photos/birds/owls.jpg

 

[Tom Collins]

Quite possibly. One does seems to go a very long way, so I'd guess that there is no short supply of them.

I'm willing to bet that ours spreads himself around on other sites since he don't come round here much anymore.

BTW, es Shangy.

 

[Goldie Munro]

show us your pen!

OOOh I pens! Big fat fountain ones especially!

 

[Guest]

I've heard once you go in there, you never come out.

Strange.

I always come.

 

[damnewc]

I was going to make my first forey into the AH on another thread, then I read this one and realized this should be where I start. I suppose I can relax a little here? Not have my sword up and ready at all times?

 

[Guest]

Welcome! We'll just need to see your thesaurus for admission, please.

 

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Welcome! We'll just need to see your thesaurus for admission, please.

this is an actual photo taken of a thesaurus near my town.

It had seven different growls for "hungry".

http://static.flickr.com/38/117407005_6ff2b3e34c_m.jpg

 

[damnewc]

Welcome! We'll just need to see your thesaurus for admission, please.

I think my word processor has one... hmmm what was it called?..... oh yeah, WORD! duh!

 

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I think my word processor has one... hmmm what was it called?..... oh yeah, WORD! duh!

"word processor"?

...in my day, we called that "the brain".

 

[TxRad]

"word processor"?

...in my day, we called that "the brain".

In my day, we called it a pencil and paper....and before my day, slightly, it was a stylus and clay tablet.....

 

[Tom Collins]

Oh, BTW, welcome to the AH all you GBers. Pull up a chair and get comfy. Chat a while, eh?

 

[FallingToFly]

Avast and prepare to be boarded. Pass the grog and hide yer beauties, as a GBer takes command of t' ship, and steers her o'er the ocean blue.

Um, English was over at the GB, so I thought I'd come here and see what goes on.

So do you guys all write erotica or what? Any professionals?

Mwahahaha... Mecha! I still want to do naughty things to your AV.

Yes, there's a bunch of us writerish people (pro, trying to be pro, and just for funners) in here. Most sigs have a link in them to our mind-blowing smut... or in my case, pseudo-smut. We reward those who RCV (Read, Comment, Vote) with even more smut. Some of us take requests.

 

[Aurora Black]

GBers. The other white meat.

Welcome.

 

[Guest]

 

[Belegon]

What's the other 1%?

I don't know you well enough for that.

it's chocolate raspberry mocha....

 

[angela146]

Avast and prepare to be boarded.

Not to be picky or anything but don't you mean, "Avast, heave-to and prepare to be boarded."?

Otherwise our hulls might crash into each other.

 

[English Lady]

Tom -well you have to get dressed up for guests!

Welcome, welcome, welcome Gb Persons


I'm the one with hugs and cookies, just yell if you need me!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Not to be picky or anything but don't you mean, "Avast, heave-to and prepare to be boarded."?

Otherwise our hulls might crash into each other.

It's a calculated risk

Welcome all you new meat!

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Monkeys!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaha....

 

[Recidiva]

Mwahahaha... Mecha! I still want to do naughty things to your AV.

Yes, there's a bunch of us writerish people (pro, trying to be pro, and just for funners) in here. Most sigs have a link in them to our mind-blowing smut... or in my case, pseudo-smut. We reward those who RCV (Read, Comment, Vote) with even more smut. Some of us take requests.

Crap, we're supposed to reward people? NOW she tells me.

 

[FallingToFly]

Crap, we're supposed to reward people? NOW she tells me.

Seriously, I just want to write more porn, and I can't do that until my house is clean.