Avast!: A GBer's Thread

[Selena_Kitt]

Seriously, I just want to write more porn, and I can't do that until my house is clean.

and painted... and my car is detailed...

oooo I think I'm catching on!

 

[KyleW]

This thread is lame x 1,347.

I blame Mecha. And various other people I won't mention at this time. Because I didn't read beyond the first page. But I anticipate Recidiva being involved somehow.

I'm a prophet.

 

[Recidiva]

This thread is lame x 1,347.

I blame Mecha. And various other people I won't mention at this time. Because I didn't read beyond the first page. But I anticipate Recidiva being involved somehow.

I'm a prophet.

Well, hello there!

 

[Recidiva]

Seriously, I just want to write more porn, and I can't do that until my house is clean.

If you had to wait until MY house was clean, it'd be worse.

 

[Sean]

Think Ishmael, only longer, less coherent.

That may just be the scariest thing I have ever seen on Lit.
Btw, little known fact: Ish was the reason I joined Lit.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

That may just be the scariest thing I have ever seen on Lit.
Btw, little known fact: Ish was the reason I joined Lit.

Shouldn't you be in the sky?

 

[Sean]

Shouldn't you be in the sky?

It's my day off.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

It's my day off.

Slacker.

 

[Recidiva]

That may just be the scariest thing I have ever seen on Lit.
Btw, little known fact: Ish was the reason I joined Lit.

You'd adore Amicus. Conservative talk show host, I think, was one of his jobs.

 

[Sean]

You'd adore Amicus. Conservative talk show host, I think, was one of his jobs.

Truth be told, I am running out of right wing nutjobs that don't have me on iggy.

Slacker.

That is a foul and monstrous calumny and you will be hearing from my legal representatives forthwith. Now all I have to do is hire BG...

 

[Recidiva]

Truth be told, I am running out of right wing nutjobs that don't have me on iggy.


That is a foul and monstrous calumny and you will be hearing from my legal representatives forthwith. Now all I have to do is hire BG...

Classic Amicus:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=420714

Amicus Parody

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=420728&highlight=Amicus

He's not around much any more. It's a shame.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

That is a foul and monstrous calumny and you will be hearing from my legal representatives forthwith. Now all I have to do is hire BG...

oooOOOoooo.... Another solicitor to have as a pet chew toy. How lovely!

No. Really. My divorce lawyer was seen flagging the judge down on Monday to have him sign the papers so she could "get that crazy bitch out of my (her) office". I scared her off.

 

[Sean]

oooOOOoooo.... Another solicitor to have as a pet chew toy. How lovely!

No. Really. My divorce lawyer was seen flagging the judge down on Monday to have him sign the papers so she could "get that crazy bitch out of my (her) office". I scared her off.

Shit, you're my ex wife, aren't you?

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Shit, you're my ex wife, aren't you?

You weren't supposed to figure it out that fast!

Note to self: stalk better next time

 

[Sean]

Classic Amicus:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=420714

Amicus Parody

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=420728&highlight=Amicus

He's not around much any more. It's a shame.

Bitch! You knew this guy was around and you never told me? I hate you!

If he spells stuff with e's before i's and confusion with two s's, it's Ish.

 

[Recidiva]

Bitch! You knew this guy was around and you never told me? I hate you!

If he spells stuff with e's before i's and confusion with two s's, it's Ish.

Well, yeah, HOW many times a day do I have to confess to being a bitch? You'd think it was obvious by now.

I'm pretty sure he's unique. And I'm sure he wouldn't be caught in the GB mucking about with the rabble. Those people are savages.

 

[cloudy]

Bitch! You knew this guy was around and you never told me? I hate you!

If he spells stuff with e's before i's and confusion with two s's, it's Ish.

she forgot the thread where I got the nickname of Retarded Cannibal, and Rama of the Jungle showed up in there somewhere.

the Feminine Mistake (it gets REALLY funny on about page 8 or 9)

 

[Recidiva]

she forgot the thread where I got the nickname of Retarded Cannibal, and Rama of the Jungle showed up in there somewhere.

the Feminine Mistake (it gets REALLY funny on about page 8 or 9)

You were in a REALLY good mood that day!

 

[cloudy]

You were in a REALLY good mood that day!

 

[FallingToFly]

This thread is lame x 1,347.

I blame Mecha. And various other people I won't mention at this time. Because I didn't read beyond the first page. But I anticipate Recidiva being involved somehow.

I'm a prophet.

Come here and let me rip your pants off with my teeth.

(AND I'm willing to bet he didn't see that coming, folks.)

 

[Liar]

Come here and let me rip your pants off with my teeth.

Oo, I'd pay to see that.

 

[Sean]

she forgot the thread where I got the nickname of Retarded Cannibal, and Rama of the Jungle showed up in there somewhere.

the Feminine Mistake (it gets REALLY funny on about page 8 or 9)

I just read the first dozen or so pages of that. This bloke makes Ish look like a liberal.
And he's an idiot.

 

[Recidiva]

I just read the first dozen or so pages of that. This bloke makes Ish look like a liberal.
And he's an idiot.

See what I mean? Unique.

 

[bg23]

oooOOOoooo.... Another solicitor to have as a pet chew toy. How lovely!

No. Really. My divorce lawyer was seen flagging the judge down on Monday to have him sign the papers so she could "get that crazy bitch out of my (her) office". I scared her off.

Darling...-I'm- BG.

You don't wanna tangle with me.

I'm not surprised, btw, that your hubby ditched your ass. If even your -lawyer- hates you...

 

[FallingToFly]

Darling...-I'm- BG.

You don't wanna tangle with me.

I'm not surprised, btw, that your hubby ditched your ass. If even your -lawyer- hates you...

Twas the other way around, actually...