Bad Movies

[minsue]

Boxing Helena.

If you haven't seen it, DON'T! This movie has NO redeeming qualities and should be used in place of naughty picture threats to get prisoners/detainees the world over to talk, simply to spare them from having to see it again.

No bad day in history warrants a viewing of this flick.

~lucky

Hmmm I liked it.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Hmmm I liked it.

Well you're a twisted goose, which is not news to me, but I'm not really surprised you liked it.

My friend at the time loved it and raved about it to everyone, each of whom came to me after viewing said flick and nearly strangled me for not warning them.

Just trying to do my civic duty.



~lucky

 

[minsue]

Well you're a twisted goose, which is not news to me, but I'm not really surprised you liked it.

My friend at the time loved it and raved about it to everyone, each of whom came to me after viewing said flick and nearly strangled me for not warning them.

Just trying to do my civic duty.



~lucky

You're always so civic minded.



Need bail money yet?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Need bail money yet?

Why? are you sitting on a nest egg????

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You're always so civic minded.



Need bail money yet?

Not yet. I'm good at hiding bodies.



~lucky

 

[juanjsojr]

titantic rules

anyone thinks titantic sucks is stupid titantic will always be the best love story ever you people are stupid to think it sucks the movie gigli is stupid man it is stupid putting a story as jlo as a stupid lesbian man what a stupid story line it was and bad movie

 

[minsue]

Re: titantic rules

anyone thinks titantic sucks is stupid titantic will always be the best love story ever you people are stupid to think it sucks the movie gigli is stupid man it is stupid putting a story as jlo as a stupid lesbian man what a stupid story line it was and bad movie

jlo is a stupid lesbian man?!?!? Why am I the last to know?

You miss so much gossip by not going to the movies these days. *sigh*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: titantic rules

jlo is a stupid lesbian man?!?!? Why am I the last to know?

You miss so much gossip by not going to the movies these days. *sigh*

You don't read the tabloids do you????

 

[SnoopDog]

Oh, I haven't seen the following but I've heard a lot of bad stuff about it. And I mean only bad stuff.

Gigli

It must be pretty bad, maybe even so bad that you can't even enjoy it by making fun of it. (at least that's what I heard)

Snoopy

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Aren't all men lesbians?

 

[AngeloMichael]

No one's mentioned Showgirls yet? On this site?!! I'm astonished!

 

[Dennis13]

I love Mystery Science Theater. I want to do the same kind of show, only with a porn theme.

I remember this show too. I wasn't into staying up too late then though so I didn't watch it that much. *sigh* All those late night movies I missed.....

As far as Martin Laurence goes, he's had one or two good ones but he's trying to force himself on us now. For some reason he doesn't work too well as an overly chubby funny action man.

 

[Mhari]

Manos: The Hands of Fate. Quite possibly the worst movie ever made. But if you watch it, try to get the MST'd version. I suspect that seeing it un-MST'd will drive you insane in short order.

For a very recent Terrible Movie: The Day After Tomorrow. You know a movie is bad when you go to watch it saying to each other, "Yeah, this is gonna be bad" and walk out saying, "Wow, that was the Worst Movie Ever!" Somehow, I don't think the scene with the wolves was supposed to send me into gales of giggles...

~M

 

[SnoopDog]

Another VERY bad movie, especially when you compare it to it's prequel is:
- Highlander II - The Quickening

Plain horrible. And could some please explain to me what the Quickening means, is it a english expression or word? I never found that one out.

Snoopy

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I believe "quickening" is the form of sex you have when you have little children in the house, who could wake up at any moment. Not to be confused with "quickie" which is what you have when you sneak into the closet at a big party, and, according to Hubby, shouldn't take more than 2 hours.

 

[AngeloMichael]

Quickening can mean coming to or returning to life.

I believe in the first Highlander they referred to the quickening when they were coming into their power or revitalized after being wounded.

 

[SnoopDog]

Quickening can mean coming to or returning to life.

I believe in the first Highlander they referred to the quickening when they were coming into their power or revitalized after being wounded.

Thnx for clearing up, though I did like the sex answer better

Well, I never saw the first one in english, this could have explained it right on and I wouldn'T have had to be awake million nights thinking about the damn meaning of 'Quickening'.
Anyways, it is and reamins a horrible movie.

Snoop

 

[KarenAM]

Another VERY bad movie, especially when you compare it to it's prequel is:
- Highlander II - The Quickening

Plain horrible. And could some please explain to me what the Quickening means, is it a english expression or word? I never found that one out.

Snoopy

Highlander was brilliant, but the sequels were all terrible. I mean really, really, terrible. Sickening.

Count me in on the Titanic hate, too. That one and Blue Mountian (or whatever the latest Nicole Kidman travesty was called) were just awful. How is it romantic when the guy dies at the end? Are these some kind of snuff films or something? Why is death considered so damn romantic?

 

[CharleyH]

Re: titantic rules

anyone thinks titantic sucks is stupid titantic will always be the best love story ever you people are stupid to think it sucks the movie gigli is stupid man it is stupid putting a story as jlo as a stupid lesbian man what a stupid story line it was and bad movie

I think I just heard the voice of reason.

The rest of you litsters GET with it!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Only when the voice of reason learns proper punctuation.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Only when the voice of reason learns proper punctuation.

i learn speak good english you mad cuz you jus wan to be me and dont know bad movies llike i am noing them but you only no sweedish

 

[cloudy]

i learn speak good english you mad cuz you jus wan to be me and dont know bad movies llike i am noing them but you only no sweedish

That settles it. I'm with Min, Abs=Juan.

 

[Dennis13]

the first Highlander movie rocked
the third one was good
the second and the other two (?) that had the guy from the tv series too just plain sucked

In one of the tv crossover movies the tv dude kills the movie one.
What a rip! Nothing like not following the story from the original