Jada59
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Banned for removing the Martian's favorite tree.
Your favorite tree is a CHRISTMAS tree! That's months away.
Banned for getting the seasons mixed up.
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Banned for removing the Martian's favorite tree.
Your favorite tree is a CHRISTMAS tree! That's months away.
Banned for getting the seasons mixed up.
Oh yeah! I forgot.
Banned for not letting it be Christmas every day.
Banned for expecting a present every day.
Banned for not putting the flowers that the Martian gave her in water.
Oops!
I mean... Must I repeat the not paying the water bill thingie? Oh and... Banned for hiding the vase.
Banned for tossing all the vases and blaming the Martian.
Banned for getting an erection during alien probing
Banned for pretending to be an alien.
Banned for trying to fly the Martian's ship.
Banned for forgetting that you said I could!
Banned for locking the door so the Martian couldn't instruct her.
Banned for not leaving better instructions on the lock!
Banned for not being able to read Mars language.
*Looks sad*
Banned for singing bad Cardi B Karaoke.

Banned for making fun of the Martian's inability to sing![]()
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Banned for not asking me to do a duet.
Banned for not realizing how drunk the Martian had to be to get up and sing in front of people.
Ack! Banned for being drunk!
Banned for not letting the Martian's glass empty!
Banned for claiming you were dehydrated.
Banned for not remembering the Martian is always thirsty![]()
Well it might help if you stopped eating pretzels!
Banned for doing something to Series6. I don't know what, but he's not here.
Banned for thinking the lack of visitors to the banning is the Martian's fault.
Banned for buttering the kitchen floor.