If the person above you started masturbating in front of you, what would you say?

[Mrmphilll2]

Let him be

 

[VerbalAbuse]

I'd say the father's prayer.

 

[BDA73]

Care if I join in?

 

[LeSabreur]

Care if I join in?

This

 

[Lmizzler]

Want me to get you some lotion and a tissue

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Need a hand?

 

[Retro_Studio]

Looks like fun. Mind if i join in?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Do you need an ambulance? We're in a grocery store

 

[speedracer20]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

 

[Mystories189]

Do you need help?

 

[lily_wall_]

"No no you're doing it all wrong. Let me show you"

 

[mobleedzblue]

After picking my jaw up off the floor, I wouldn’t be able to stop staring. “Don’t get shy now”

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Sir, this is a Greggs, the only cream we need is for our doughnuts.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Sir, this is a Wendys.

 

[Jodaily]

Depends on who it is, but would definitely offer a hand or mouth to help out.

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

"Be careful where you aim that, I've showered twice already today."

 

[CJamarous]

Be careful where you open that, I'm always up for tacos

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Turn that paint gun away from me.

 

[Graybear1826]

You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out!

 

[Taegul]

This is giving me Winnie the Pooh flashbacks to 2007. It's a long story.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Dude, if your going to do that at least do it off the back of the boat, chum the water or something

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

No masturbating in the Red Zone!

Go to the White Zone. The White Zone is for unloading.

 

[Graybear1826]

No, the red zone is for loading and unloading only.

Masturbating is in the White zone only.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I thought the red zone was within the opponent's 20 yard line

 

[Graybear1826]

Is that thing registered? Looks like a weapon of mass destruction, or at least mass something! Congratulations!!!

If you're in the red zone, your supposed to score. If you're gonna score, you need not masturbate.