Barbie Doll Kink????

FurryFury said:
*squeals*

So purple! So plush! So SEXY!

Ahh!

I love YOU too Barney!

Fury :rose:
I hate fucking Barney. And if I had a BB gun, I'd shoot his ass.
 
Shankara20 said:
I'm still trying to sort out what it is Neon wants from several choices in that pics.....
I want all of them :p Together they just look like too much fun not to want to play with them :D
 
SweetCherry said:
I can't recall if I did dirty things with Barbie, but I vividly remember being 4 years old and asking Santa for a teddy bear that cried. I never said WHY I wanted it, but I really wanted to be able to spank it and have it cry.
LOL :catroar:
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
I dunno maybe she is a Collector

or

this is what happens when your friends are open minded :)


O Goddess, you had me rolling on the floor! I still have tears in my eyes!

Now for a confession - my sister just reminded me of a particular incident from our childhood - I had just gotten a bullwhip at Six Flags Over Texas (family trip) and been practicing in the back yard with it. Came into the house, tied her to the bed, and brandished it by cracking it over her head (threatened to hit her but didn't, thank the Goddess). I was only 10, she was only 5 :eek: (didn't remember it but felt mortified and apologized). Felt better after she told me that she'd been giggling about the recollection all week :rolleyes:

I really wish that I'd kept that bullwhip, though! :catroar:
 
I tried to resist, but...

A Desert Rose said:
I hate fucking Barney. <snip>
You shouldn't fuck Barney, then. :p :D

(I know, that was awful, but I couldn't hold it back any longer...)
 
My sister used to buy cheap, 5$ Barbies at the store, take them home, make new clothing for them, and cut their hair... which all sounds very sweet, until you saw that the "makeover" usually included losing at least one appendage, "makeup" done to resemble blood, the hair was re-done all goth and chunky, and the resultant Barbie was often hung (literally) in her room for a couple of weeks until she took it outside and burned it.

Repeat process a week later.
 
My barbies only ever had vanilla sex. :-( Seems like I'm too nice to play with you pervs. :(

And who is Barney? :confused:
 
neonflux said:
Is it possible that Barbie turned us into perverts!?!?!?!?!
Given the apparent preference for fake tits and a hairless mound in porn these days, it seems clear to me that Barbie has had an impact on the American psyche. The plastic look has never appealed to me personally, but I sometimes have the sense that I'm a dying breed in this respect.

In any case, here is my contribution to your thread, Neon. Not kinky per se, just a little tasteless political humor. Love the wording at the top of the box. :rolleyes:

chris9 said:
My barbies only ever had vanilla sex. :-( Seems like I'm too nice to play with you pervs.
As far as I know, my sister's Barbie was just a mom.

Ken never really left the doll house, but my sister took Barbie everywhere. And Barbie was always taking care of a little kid doll called Buffy, who in turn had a doll called Mrs. Beasley.

Yes, the doll had a doll. Girls. :rolleyes: ;)

I think Buffy was a character in a TV show, but I don't remember which one.
 
JMohegan said:
Ken never really left the doll house, but my sister took Barbie everywhere. And Barbie was always taking care of a little kid doll called Buffy, who in turn had a doll called Mrs. Beasley.

Yes, the doll had a doll. Girls. :rolleyes: ;)

I think Buffy was a character in a TV show, but I don't remember which one.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/familyaffairtv.jpg <<<

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/cast.jpg

.........................................^^^
 
FurryFury said:
I LOVED that show! I loved all happy family shows. What a concept! Of course this was an alternative family, two men raising three kids . . . :devil:

Fury :rose:

do you think they???

that those two men were????


well.....


hmmmm?
 
Shankara20 said:
do you think they???

that those two men were????
well.....
hmmmm?

I have abandonment isues I hated that show, the father was always going off on long business trips leaving the children with Mr French. Male Au Pair I think Sir Shank.
 
Shankara20 said:
do you think they???

that those two men were????


well.....


hmmmm?

Well it didn't occur to me then. Today it would. Life seemed so much more innocent then.

Miss Rebecca, my father was always going off on business (and other things) trips as well. Abadonment is one of my BIG issues too. This show didn't bother me at all though. TV was safeland away from real life scary land. books were that way too, for me.

Remember the song, Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast?

*sigh*

Fury :rose:
 
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