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It wasn't a bad place to grow up just... well, didn't suit my tempermant. Or my skill set. The silicon valley is not kind to those who lack ambition or the desire to burn themselves out working.
Yeah... that basically describes my mom and stepdad... but not I..I rebelled hard and never looked back
 
I never said crazies weren't the best kind of people. I was just stating a fact. Damn, get the cobb out of your ass, just because you live in BFE doesn't mean it's now appropriate to shove one up there.... damn, gotta teach you how to live in the sticks now too
Any lessons you have on living in the middle of nowhere would be welcomed with open arms and an open mind. I am as a newborn deer, wobbly kneed and useless in the ways of rural America... and if I have to take some sass to learn, all the better!
 
Any lessons you have on living in the middle of nowhere would be welcomed with open arms and an open mind. I am as a newborn deer, wobbly kneed and useless in the ways of rural America... and if I have to take some sass to learn, all the better!
I don't have anything rn, it will have to come as you fuck up :LOL:
 
I don't have anything rn, it will have to come as you fuck up :LOL:
I'll be sure to report each and every fuck up on my part, so you can both sarcastically correct me and tell me exactly what I should probably be doing differently, including and up to getting stuck, frozen in a ditch somewhere.
 
I live in a military town... come from a long line of army guys...I was born in Germany...
I used to live in a military town, right outside a base. Then I wandered my way up here. Never made it to Germany myself, but I spent time in Korea for a bit.
 
Any lessons you have on living in the middle of nowhere would be welcomed with open arms and an open mind. I am as a newborn deer, wobbly kneed and useless in the ways of rural America... and if I have to take some sass to learn, all the better!
Get that pickup four wheel drive and get serious about camping and fishing... Advertise for a good woman with a fishing boat and motor. Did I really say that? Actually that's from a joke I heard 50 years ago
 
I can't say that military folk don't get up to some crazy shit... I've got stories, though good or bad it's usually stories about someone else getting into trouble and me getting to watch the fallout...

But I can definitely believe you got up to some shenanigans being among military men with too much time on their hands.
 
I would say good evening, but it's only afternoon here soooo... good afternoon instead. I hope your day has gone well, regardless of the time of day.
 
Telling fiesty about all the chaos and mayhem that is involved with being in the military... I hope ur kid likes boobs. @Fiestykitten cuz there's almost as many titty bars as there are churches in TX here
Are you done tormenting me?? I don't want to know what my kid likes. I don't want to know what shenanigans he gets up to. He's only 17 ffs! I know he'll be 18 when he goes to boot camp but I just want to live in ignorant bliss!
 
Are you done tormenting me?? I don't want to know what my kid likes. I don't want to know what shenanigans he gets up to. He's only 17 ffs! I know he'll be 18 when he goes to boot camp but I just want to live in ignorant bliss!
I meant titty bars to go talk about the good word of course
 
Tits are as close to talking to God as most people will get... and I don't think many would necessarily complain about that fact. I know I don't, but then I admit fully that tits tend to make me shut up pretty quick.
Yup. I love having a built in defense.... shit goes sideways... flashing some boobies and y'all usually go boob blind and forget about whatever annoying thing I've done
 
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