BDSM pick-up lines...

There are two kinds of cream I like...

Whip Cream and the Cream that comes from using a whip. What kind of cream do you like?
 
Love that last one quint.

So do you come here often or just hanging around?
 
*best said by a waiter* "And how would like your ass this evening, warm, red and tender?"
 
How about going back to my place and whipping up a little something...my ass perhaps?

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pick up lines

"you don't look tied up at the moment, can I help with that?"

"I love your Boots, may I clean them?"

"If the Master says Yay, will you play?"

"I can do religion, let me tie you to a cross"

"Nice neck, let me put a collar on it" (from a cyberdom attempting R/L interaction)

& of course last night at a play party I heard:

"Hoe, Hoe, Hoe... I'm here to spread Christmas cheer tonight"

I am new into the scene & hear alot of the lines...
Thanks goodness NO means NO in my play group.

My ice breaker, BDSM or Vanilla is:
"I don't bite...... unless you want me to." With an evil grin on my face :)
 
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"I have some skittles on my cock, wanna taste the rainbow?"

"The terms bondage and vonage are so similar, you see I can use the first one to tie you up, and the second to keep you on a short leash."


(((Ironically I've both of those b4, and they worked everytime for me)))))
 
Seen anything in the toy bag you'd like to try?

*waggling his eyebrows, usually works great after a demo...*
 
Stegral said:
"you don't look tied up at the moment, can I help with that?"

"I love your Boots, may I clean them?"

"If the Master says Yay, will you play?"

"I can do religion, let me tie you to a cross"

"Nice neck, let me put a collar on it" (from a cyberdom attempting R/L interaction)

& of course last night at a play party I heard:

"Hoe, Hoe, Hoe... I'm here to spread Christmas cheer tonight"

I am new into the scene & hear alot of the lines...
Thanks goodness NO means NO in my play group.

My ice breaker, BDSM or Vanilla is:
"I don't bite...... unless you want me to." With an evil grin on my face :)


I use that last one, but a little differently.

"I don't bite...

hard...

oh wait, yes I do." *wicked grin* ;)
 
Nice ass...I bet it would even more beautiful in a different color.

I love a diamond in the rough. Interested in being polished?
 
I knew you were bound to come. How would you like to be bound and cumming?
 
"my dog just died, wanna be my replacement?"

"mmmm, your skin is so smooth and pale... I can fix that in no time with a whip."
 
"do you like pain by 3 days grace?.... u do? good, cus i'll grace you with pain for three days" *suggestive smile*
 
tell them you carry rope in your handbag, and ask if they can guess why ;)
 
"Are you wearing nipple clamps or are you just happy to see me?"

Guy: "Bend over"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "It's like Cinderella but instead of a glass slipper I want to see if my paddle fits your ass."

:nana:
 
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