Be as boring as possible.

[BiBunny]

I just put a load of dishes in the dishwasher and took out the trash.

 

[Babyslave]

If Cali's message wasn't so boring, I'd have cracked a smile.

But LMAO!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I went down to the end of the mall the other day. I thought Sears was down there. But it wasn't. It was down at the south end.

Turns out, I had walked in the wrong direction!

 

[Holly Delight]

The primer is dry. Now for the paint. Epic.

 

[TarevaChine]

I'm painting my nails.

 

[Babyslave]

I turned off my fan

so I could hear AND see the fireworks

 

[kitkat88]

My asshole cat just kicked a turd out of the cat box.

 

[Aurantica]

I ate a bagel today.

 

[ramrod32784]

I watched the Casey Anthony hearing

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Bleargh

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I am watching ice melt right now.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I am sitting here listening to the fan hum as it turns. It is a bit off balanced so the chain below it is saying "tink, tink, tink..." in steady hypnotic rhythm. I should really get the ladder and climb up there and fix it. But its hot, and the fan feels nice. Tink, tink, tink... it makes me wonder if a fan could think, think, think....what kind of thoughts would they be? Or would it just be hot air going round and round and round in there...?

 

[waiting4sunset]

i hate mosquitoes

 

[CaresseDArcy]

Spent ten minutes debating on whether to cut the rest of my nails to match the broken one or wait for it to catch back up.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

It's Tuesday.

 

[rekane]

OMG, OMG, OMG!
So I can't sleep, and I just saw this thread, and saw how many fabulous people have posted things, and I can't wait to read them all, and...zzzzzzzzzz

 

[midwestyankee]

I just breathed.

 

[Ellafun]

My cell phone battery just died.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

I blinked.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Blinked again.

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

I'm at work right now.

 

[midwestyankee]

I got a hard-on reading a story this morning. Or is that too much excitement for this thread?

 

[OzoneRed]

My tea is lukewarm, but I'm too lazy to go heat it up.

 

[Lord_Steve]

the thing i had had done to the other thing has since proven a thing that may have had been more better applied to another, different thing, and here i must disambiguate: the first thing in question being a noun referring to an action and the second a noun in the classic sense of person, place, or thing, as you may well remember from your years of schooling, while the third thing or "thing" as it may be more helpfully referred to is an abstract noun referring to the first thing. the final thing, of course, is nothing more than an entirely separate thing (or "thing", excuse me) altogether, and should not by any means be confused with any subsequent "things" referred to by that description, i.e "thing".

 

[Keroin]

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