Be as boring as possible.

[DistressedDame]

too much junkfood this weekend. eating a banana

 

[DistressedDame]

I am sitting here listening to the fan hum as it turns. It is a bit off balanced so the chain below it is saying "tink, tink, tink..." in steady hypnotic rhythm. I should really get the ladder and climb up there and fix it. But its hot, and the fan feels nice. Tink, tink, tink... it makes me wonder if a fan could think, think, think....what kind of thoughts would they be? Or would it just be hot air going round and round and round in there...?

personally, I was not bored at all by this one. quite enjoyed it really... does this mean I'm just a boring person???

~dd

 

[Chiara_searches]

I took in the boyfriend's garbage can and straightened his house after he left for work today after spending the entire weekend together, happy and....

 

[rekane]

Desperately in need of a pedicure.

 

[lovecraft68]

speaks for itself

http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=1296520

 

[HottieMama]

I am tired of receiving text messages.

 

[lovecraft68]

I just bought socks. plain white ones.

 

[rekane]

the thing i had had done to the other thing has since proven a thing that may have had been more better applied to another, different thing, and here i must disambiguate: the first thing in question being a noun referring to an action and the second a noun in the classic sense of person, place, or thing, as you may well remember from your years of schooling, while the third thing or "thing" as it may be more helpfully referred to is an abstract noun referring to the first thing. the final thing, of course, is nothing more than an entirely separate thing (or "thing", excuse me) altogether, and should not by any means be confused with any subsequent "things" referred to by that description, i.e "thing".

I have a boring, run of the mill, girl crush on LordSteve.
If only LordSteve played roller derby...
I would totally ask her to be my derby wife.

*sigh*

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

I'm horny, anyone wants to see me cum on cam?

 

[BiBunny]

I'm going to shower.

 

[rekane]

I'm going to shower.

That's too steamy for this thread...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I saw this thing on the coffee table last night. I think the time was around 11 p.m. Or maybe more like 11:20, I'm not too sure on that point. I thought the thing was a "part" of the table (like an edge, or a different colored wood). But when I put a cup on it, it was not the table, per se. It was a corner of this pretzel bag, that had been torn off sometime, and put there. Maybe discarded?

What I am trying to say is that it looked like part of the table, but it really wasn't, so I guess, in a way, I was fooled.

 

[Chiara_searches]

I leave for a boring 10 day business trip tomorrow morning. It's so boring I likely won't be able to visit Lit for the whole of it.

There's a dead mosquito on my window sill. I wonder if it'll disintegrate while I'm gone.

 

[rida]

I'm sleepy. But it is the wrong time of the day to sleep.
at least 10 more hours and counting ...
9:59:59 9:59:58 9:59:57 9:59:56 9:59:55 9:59:54 9:59:53 9:59:52 9:59:51 9:59:50 9:59:49 9:59:48 9:59:47 9:59:46 9:59:45 9:59:44 9:59:43 9:59:42 9:59:41 9:59:40 9:59:39 9:59:38 9:59:37 9:59:36 9:59:35 9:59:34 9:59:33 9:59:32 9:59:31 9:59:30 9:59:29 9:59:28 9:59:27 9:59:26 9:59:25 9:59:24 9:59:23 9:59:22 9:59:21 9:59:20 9:59:19 9:59:18 9:59:17 9:59:16 9:59:15 9:59:14 9:59:13 9:59:12 9:59:11 9:59:10 9:59:09 9:59:08 9:59:07 9:59:06 etc ...............

 

[Lord_Steve]

speaks for itself

http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=1296520

predictable AND tedious. entirely in the spirit of this thread. i applaud you. so few men can be as unoriginal on command.

rekane sweetie I'm a boy now. ho hum.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

predictable AND tedious. entirely in the spirit of this thread. i applaud you. so few men can be as unoriginal on command.

This continuing hostile exchange interests me.






Dammit.

 

[FurryFury]

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

Debating:

Neti pot?
OTC pain reliever?
Serious pain reliever?
Raw local honey?
Muscle Relaxer?

Fuck it.

Taking a book and a cat and finding my pillow. Hopefully my infamous pain amnesia will kick in.

 

[FurryFury]

Wait. I still have to unload the dishwasher. Maybe the steam will be of aid.

 

[rekane]

rekane sweetie I'm a boy now. ho hum.

dammit...
You just made me even more boring, LordSteve.

 

[BiBunny]

Work sucks.

That is all.

 

[HeyAll]

2 hours of typing class.

 

[satindesire]

I made french fries and ate them with ketchup for a snack.

I used Seasoned Salt, too.

I should have used tartar sauce but I couldn't find the cumin in the front of the spice rack and was too lazy to move bottles around to look for it.

Ketchup used to be medicine in China.

Now we eat it on potatoes.

 

[rida]

my eyes are closing

6 more hours to go and counting ...
5:59:59 5:59:58 5:59:57 5:59:56 5:59:55 5:59:54 5:59:53 5:59:52 5:59:51 5:59:50 5:59:49 5:59:48 5:59:47 5:59:46 5:59:45 5:59:44 5:59:43 5:59:42 5:59:41 5:59:40 5:59:39 5:59:38 5:59:37 5:59:36 5:59:35 5:59:34 5:59:33 5:59:32 5:59:31 5:59:30 5:59:29 5:59:28 5:59:27 5:59:26 5:59:25 5:59:24 5:59:23 5:59:22 5:59:21 5:59:20 5:59:19 5:59:18 5:59:17 5:59:16 5:59:15 5:59:14 5:59:13 5:59:12 5:59:11 5:59:10 5:59:09 5:59:08 5:59:07 5:59:06 etc ...............

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

How about a....

http://sturgisjewelry.com/sites/sturgisjewelry.com/files/jewelry-images/50072030/large-boar-ring-rubies-10k-yellow-gold.jpg

 

[lovecraft68]

This continuing hostile exchange interests me.






Dammit.

No worries only one half of the exchange is interesting. (pssst not LS)