Queersetti
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No, seriously, somebody needs to take a bat to that asshole.
Beat Bobby Flay
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I don't like him wither. He's so smug.
IrezumiKiss
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Are you saying he should be flayed?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hf6xT6xenbE/S8Qyj7PJoPI/AAAAAAAAHb4/X8nNewX9yno/s1600/Ba+Dum+Tssshhh.jpg
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Skiddles2014
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Just add water.
LadyFunkenstein
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I would fuck him, if I ran into him IRL and he aggressively hit on me. And I don't even like gingers. He does nothing for me, but I know myself, and I know I'd still fuck him.
IrezumiKiss
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B.Flay's a ginge?
http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzAzLzI1L2I5L0JvYmJ5RmxheS4zZjUxYS5qcGcKcAl0aHVtYgk5NTB4NTM0IwplCWpwZw/d1ac4d09/f1a/Bobby-Flay.jpg
hmmm...I don't really see it. Looks like a brunet to me. Maybe he dyes his hair?
Garnate
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Look at his eyebrows. The man is 100% gingerific. I fucking love me some gingers. Too bad his personality is shit.
Queersetti
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Well, he gets what, I assume, is good pussy.
http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Bobby+Flay+Stephanie+March+Barnstable+Brown+0FL5XkKc3G_l.jpg
http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Bobby+Flay+Stephanie+March+Barnstable+Brown+0FL5XkKc3G_l.jpg
BoyNextDoor
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and just like that the thread has become "beat off Bobby Flay"
If I could only cook.
If I could only cook.
Queersetti
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FYP..
BoyNextDoor
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LOL - only if she agreed to eat a sandwich. She needs a little meat on her.
Garnate
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That's every Lit thread that's worth a damn.
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IrezumiKiss
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That dress does not go well with her boobs at all.
And I like boobs very much, so I should know.
LadyFunkenstein
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If you shove his face in your vag you wouldn't have to hear him talk. It's a small price to pay. `
Garnate
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New mission: Fuck Bobby Flay's mouth.
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I bet she never cums because he's too arrogant to care whether she does or not.
Not Normal
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Hey man, she's got fingers of her own.
IrezumiKiss
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She probably cums when she eats his dinners, though.
BoyNextDoor
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I bet she never cums because she never eats food.
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bluebell
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Garnate said:
Agreed.
She probably just catches him talking dirty to his prawns. "Yeah, baby, I'm gonna shimmy that slimy, dirty shell off you. Then I'll slide my knife tip up your dark channel and clean you up good so you sizzle and pop in my buttery frying pan. Yeeeeeahhh, mmmm."
I mean. Tell me that convo never happens.
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As far as I can tell the only one of those original Food Network people that's a half way decent human being is Emeril. The rest are grasping pukes who wanted to be rich and famous from the very beginning.
Oh, and fuck Mario Batali up one side and down the other. Thank you.
Oh, and fuck Mario Batali up one side and down the other. Thank you.
