Beat Bobby Flay

[bluebell]

Grasping pukes.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

https://warosu.org/data/ck/img/0041/93/1359506571274.jpg

 

[thør]

As far as I can tell the only one of those original Food Network people that's a half way decent human being is Emeril. The rest are grasping pukes who wanted to be rich and famous from the very beginning.

Oh, and fuck Mario Batali up one side and down the other. Thank you.

But, Emeril is a dick.

 

[Vikingstone]

But, Emeril is a dick.

Is he? I read pretty decent stuff about him after Katrina. Perhaps I'm misinformed. Wouldn't be the first time.

 

[Vikingstone]

https://warosu.org/data/ck/img/0041/93/1359506571274.jpg

Yeah, him too.

 

[thør]

Is he? I read pretty decent stuff about him after Katrina. Perhaps I'm misinformed. Wouldn't be the first time.

In his earlier life, he was a shithead at a cooking school ta-do. But, that's typical of coke-heads at the time.

 

[Queersetti]

Great. Some jerk from Food Network is going to read this and start a new show called Make Bobby Flay's Wife Cum.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm surprised parodyluvr hasn't cranked out a "Flay Bobby Beat" thread yet.

 

[Sunshine]

I bet she never cums because he's too arrogant to care whether she does or not.

You're on to something. I've noticed the more egotistical/ successful a man is, the more he sucks ass in bed and can't make a woman cum. Mostly because he doesn't get turned on by doing things to a woman, but rather wants it all for himself.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You're on to something. I've noticed the more egotistical/ successful a man is, the more he sucks ass in bed and can't make a woman cum. Mostly because he doesn't get turned on by doing things to a woman, but rather wants it all for himself.

You say that like there's something wrong with that!
:ducks:

 

[Sunshine]

You say that like there's something wrong with that!
:ducks:

It's just tiresome after a while. I'd rather be with a man who gets off getting me off.

 

[Vikingstone]

In his earlier life, he was a shithead at a cooking school ta-do. But, that's typical of coke-heads at the time.

Ah, gotcha.

Yes, I understand there was a lot of that going around in the food service industry. Still is, I think.

 

[RobDownSouth]

It's just tiresome after a while. I'd rather be with a man who gets off getting me off.

Got Skype?

 

[Sunshine]

Got Skype?

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[RjThoughts]

I can beat Bobby Flay with my amazing "It tastes like chicken Chicken Fried Steak"