Before you die

[Gracie29]

you were still the one that had to go through with it, so I'll admire you if I want to.

LOL! *blushing*

 

[Sassyfrass]

LOL, ask LM the horny UK lady.

She didn't hurt the bear did she ?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

well, hello Sassy.

 

[Sassyfrass]

well, hello Sassy.

Hello.....G...........

 

[milfhunter23]

what bear ?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Hello.....G...........

*sighs*

. . . sassy.

 

[Sassyfrass]

what bear ?

There is no other.....Macdaddy

*sighs*

. . . sassy.

*tongue*

 

[geronimo_appleby]

what bear ?

who's bare?

well, as it goes . . .

 

[Sassyfrass]

who's bare?

well, as it goes . . .

Your ass......

 

[geronimo_appleby]

There is no other.....Macdaddy






*tongue*

guess not.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Your ass......

ass? as in donkey?

or arse?

my arse is, indeed, bare.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For those

of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in

the far south west of Queensland ).





Dear Mum & Dad,



I am good. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that

the Army is better than workin on the farm - tell em to get in bloody

quick smart before the jobs is all gone!



I wuz a bit slow in settlin down at first, cus ya dont hafta get outta

bed til 6am. But I like sleepin in now, cuz all yagotta do before

brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No

bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin!! Ya

haz gotta shower tho, but its not so bad, cuz theres lotsa hot water

and even a light to see what ya doing!



At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but theres no roo steaks or

possum stew like wot Mum makes. You dont get fed again til dinnertime

and by that time all the city boys are bu ** ered cus weve been on a

root march - geez its only just like walkin to the windmill in the

back paddock!!



This one will break me brothers up with laughter. I keep gettin medals

for shootin - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possums

bum and it dont move and its not firin back at ya like the Johnsons

did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the

Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yaself comfy and hit the

target - its a piece a piss!! Ya dont even load your own cartridges -

they comes in little boxes and ya dont even have to steady yaself

against the rollbar of the rooshootin truck when ya reload!



Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real

careful cuz they break easy - its not like fightin with Doug and Phil

and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home

after the muster.



Turns out Im not a bad boxer either and it looks like Im the best the

platoons got, and Ive only been beaten by this one bloke from the

Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across

the shoulders and as ya know Im only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringing

wet, but I fought him till the other blokes dragged me off to the

boozer.



I cant complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before

word gets around how bloody good it is.





Your loving daughter, Sheila

 

[lovemonster]

Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For those

of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in

the far south west of Queensland ).

ROFL

 

[geronimo_appleby]

ROFL

hey, babe.

 

[lovemonster]

hey, babe.

hey gorgeous

 

[Sassyfrass]

ass? as in donkey?

or arse?

my arse is, indeed, bare.

your arse....yes indeedy......

 

[geronimo_appleby]

your arse....yes indeedy......

cheeky.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

where's sassy? *pine*

 

[Dumpling]

mh, is this besides coming here
Well I would like to go to Disney Land

 

[geronimo_appleby]

mh, is this besides coming here
Well I would like to go to Disney Land

howdo, babe. good to see ya.

Disney Land - Paris?

 

[trent0553]

Mmmmnnn before I die....

To have mad, animalistic, passionate, wild, caring, loving, all consuming sex with someone I care for deeply but have never met in person.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Mmmmnnn before I die....

To have mad, animalistic, passionate, wild, caring, loving, all consuming sex with someone I care for deeply but have never met in person.

any clues?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

i would love to see loving tongue staked out in the desert heat, midday, with its chest cavity laid bare, and its innards open to the sun and predators.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

i would love to see loving tongue staked out in the desert heat, midday, with its chest cavity laid bare, and its innards open to the sun and predators.

I'd say I'd like to see you die but really, it sucks worse living in your skin.

You pathetic coward, you have to trash talk me somewhere where you think I won't see and respond, because you got your ass thoroughly stomped on the General Board trying to cross me.

LOL. What's the matter, too scared to speak up where you know I'll see you?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I'd say I'd like to see you die but really, it sucks worse living in your skin.

You pathetic coward, you have to trash talk me somewhere where you think I won't see and respond, because you got your ass thoroughly stomped on the General Board trying to cross me.

LOL. What's the matter, too scared to speak up where you know I'll see you?

LOL. it bothered you enough to come here. cunt.

keep on.