Begin your sentence with..........

[ccs29745]

Forms at the dmv can be a pain to fill out.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Appleseed contains cyanide, so don't chew 'em up yum!

 

[Trubbycat]

Yum, your pussy is delicious

 

[EctoJohn]

Delicious pastries are found at most any bakery.

 

[WeWeeOui]

Bakery, a most excellent Australian band from the Seventies.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Seventies flares were a look I never quite went for

 

[UsuallyPresent]

For what reason do you dare disturb the great and powerful wizard, Cotton Balls?!?

 

[Orwellian69]

Balls are often used in sports, like football - the one you play with your FEET

 

[EctoJohn]

Feet have become a weird internet obsession.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Obsessions can so quickly become compulsions, driving one insane before you know it

 

[Man4mystery]

It starts with an f and ends with a g

 

[ccs29745]

G to the h to the I to the jailhouse rock.

 

[Man4mystery]

Rock on

 

[cheekygirl75]

“On the house!” is a good phrase to hear.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Hear the silence, for it doesn’t last long

 

[EctoJohn]

Long is what many guys on Lit hope the women of Lit will call their dicks.

 

[Coyote100]

Dicks in selfies are not always welcome by Lit women.

 

[Trubbycat]

Women are better choices than girls, fellas.

 

[Shady_nz]

Fellas, read the words in the post above and take note

 

[EctoJohn]

Note to self; don't forget to do the thing tomorrow.

 

[ccs29745]

Tomorrow will soon be today, today will be yesterday, and yesterday will be your best day.

 

[EctoJohn]

Day one of three hundred sixty five; nothing happened.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Happened if yesterday was my best day, then there's little left to live for

 

[Shady_nz]

"For the love of Mike!" She exclaimed as she saw the shattered mirror ."That's seven years bad luck"

 

[CiaoSteve]

Luck needs to be made