Begin your sentence with..........

[CiaoSteve]

Arms up or I'll shoot, I screamed across road, holding out a loaded cucumber in front of me and taking aim

 

[UsuallyPresent]

"Aim for the bile in their spleens!" I encouraged the cucumber wielding maniac.

 

[snexxer]

Maniac, that cucumber fires depleted uranium.

 

[MrPimms]

Uranium is often defaced by a certain type of person to read ‘Uranus’ accompanied by a crude doodle of a bum

 

[MedicalMuse]

Bum is both a word for a homeless person and a slang word for ass.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Ass salt is considered illegal in much of the civilized world.

 

[snexxer]

World record holder Seymour Clits, has lost his title to a member of an online forum.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Forum in Roman times was the centre of day-to-day life

 

[UsuallyPresent]

"Life" , in my opinion, remains the penultimate four letter curse

 

[ccs29745]

Curse can be good or can be bad.

 

[Abeona1]

Bad something I am good at, being dirty I am even better at.

 

[MrPimms]

At its peak is an unknown medication for mountaineers who fail to perform in the bedroom, not included is the oxygen tank.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Tank tops became so popular from the fifties to the nineties and are now having a resurgence

 

[MrPimms]

Resurgence was the witty name for a surgeon’s barbershop quartet, they looked quite popular until they asked to perform out of the operating theatre.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Theatre of dreams or stadium of light, the choice is yours

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Yours or mine, one of us is in the wrong bed tonight

 

[snexxer]

Tonight on ABC, Ben Dover and Bonnie Blue in "SLOPPY SECONDS"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Seconds pass in seconds, for we're all time travelers without acceleration options.

 

[Jodaily]

Options I’ve got. Decisions I don’t.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Don't threaten me with a good time!

 

[ccs29745]

Time to make the doughnuts.

 

[Trubbycat]

Doughnuts are my wife's least favorite treat.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Treat or trick is over now, instead we go back to our habitual fear, uncertainty and doubt.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Doubt not..Kathy's here to save the day

 

[EctoJohn]

Day in and day out, it's always the same.