Begin your sentence with..........

[CiaoSteve]

Lines are there to dare you to cross

 

[EctoJohn]

Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

 

[CiaoSteve]

"Eyes right" the captain shouted, noticing the skimpily clad sunbathers on the left of the marching troop

 

[ccs29745]

Troop ready for inspection, sir.

 

[CiaoSteve]

"Sir" is what we had to call all of the male teaches in our school

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

School was entirely too easy and it's why I would get into trouble.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Trouble is what she looks for, and what she finds daily.

 

[Seokrocks]

Trouble always finds me, or is that simply a justification

 

[Seokrocks]

Daily justifications seem to be common around here.

 

[SmilingLez]

Here we go again

 

[The_Gal_Who_Got_Away]

Again and again and again

 

[EctoJohn]

"Again?" he thought as he opened the door to find his wife cheating on him.

 

[The_Gal_Who_Got_Away]

Him (lover of wife) and the cheating wife will be kicked to the curb!

 

[charismatickink]

Curb your Enthusiasm

 

[EctoJohn]

Enthusiasm for the finer things in life generated his desire to play the lottery.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Lottery winners suddenly have more relatives than they did before winning.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Winning is easy when you cheat...

 

[Gamine67]

Cheat codes were once the ultimate hidden currency of the gaming world, turning a struggling player into an invincible hero with just a few strokes of the key.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Key to any funny dad joke is the groan!

 

[ccs29745]

Groan and moan all you want, you're still going to take a shower tonight.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

Tonight, would be a great night for stargazing.

 

[Shady_nz]

Stargazing with someone special is something I'd love to do

 

[EctoJohn]

Do what you're told and don't question it!

 

[CiaoSteve]

It wouldn't be the same without a collar and some cuffs.... a shirt I mean.... what on earth were you thinking

 

[EctoJohn]

Thinking I had better keep my distance and make note of all possible exits.