EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 49,119 Wednesday at 8:37 PM #19,976 Sharpened pencils make very nice, thin lines.
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 2,351 Wednesday at 8:39 PM #19,977 Lines are there to dare you to cross
EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 49,119 Wednesday at 8:42 PM #19,978 Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 2,351 Wednesday at 8:48 PM #19,979 "Eyes right" the captain shouted, noticing the skimpily clad sunbathers on the left of the marching troop
"Eyes right" the captain shouted, noticing the skimpily clad sunbathers on the left of the marching troop
ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 9,183 Wednesday at 9:32 PM #19,980 Troop ready for inspection, sir.
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 2,351 Wednesday at 9:46 PM #19,981 "Sir" is what we had to call all of the male teaches in our school
LatinaCarmen1980 Latina Succubus Joined Dec 17, 2024 Posts 7,341 Wednesday at 10:46 PM #19,982 School was entirely too easy and it's why I would get into trouble.
Luv2LickSweets Constantly working Joined Jun 13, 2006 Posts 7,712 Wednesday at 10:47 PM #19,983 Trouble is what she looks for, and what she finds daily.
Seokrocks Chat, fun-friendship Joined May 16, 2024 Posts 3,737 Wednesday at 10:47 PM #19,984 Trouble always finds me, or is that simply a justification
Seokrocks Chat, fun-friendship Joined May 16, 2024 Posts 3,737 Wednesday at 10:48 PM #19,985 Daily justifications seem to be common around here.
SmilingLez Word Arranger Joined Jul 8, 2025 Posts 2,842 Wednesday at 10:57 PM #19,986 Here we go again
T The_Gal_Who_Got_Away Music Aficionado Joined Mar 25, 2026 Posts 931 Wednesday at 11:20 PM #19,987 Again and again and again
EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 49,119 Wednesday at 11:24 PM #19,988 "Again?" he thought as he opened the door to find his wife cheating on him.
T The_Gal_Who_Got_Away Music Aficionado Joined Mar 25, 2026 Posts 931 Wednesday at 11:27 PM #19,989 Him (lover of wife) and the cheating wife will be kicked to the curb!
C charismatickink Pleasure Seeker Joined Mar 14, 2026 Posts 59 Wednesday at 11:30 PM #19,990 Curb your Enthusiasm
EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 49,119 Wednesday at 11:36 PM #19,991 Enthusiasm for the finer things in life generated his desire to play the lottery.
BeautifulShadows18 Out of the shadows Joined Feb 7, 2025 Posts 2,123 Wednesday at 11:40 PM #19,992 Lottery winners suddenly have more relatives than they did before winning.
jeff_is_smiling Mentally Controlling Joined Nov 7, 2002 Posts 113,127 Wednesday at 11:50 PM #19,993 Winning is easy when you cheat...
Gamine67 Frau Blücher’s Brat Joined Jun 15, 2017 Posts 18,418 Thursday at 12:11 AM #19,994 Cheat codes were once the ultimate hidden currency of the gaming world, turning a struggling player into an invincible hero with just a few strokes of the key.
Cheat codes were once the ultimate hidden currency of the gaming world, turning a struggling player into an invincible hero with just a few strokes of the key.
BeautifulShadows18 Out of the shadows Joined Feb 7, 2025 Posts 2,123 Thursday at 12:47 AM #19,995 Key to any funny dad joke is the groan!
ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 9,183 Thursday at 2:05 AM #19,996 Groan and moan all you want, you're still going to take a shower tonight.
GraiceeGirl A LADY Joined Feb 23, 2025 Posts 587 Thursday at 2:31 AM #19,997 Tonight, would be a great night for stargazing.
Shady_nz cc's girl .. always Joined Jan 25, 2024 Posts 8,224 Thursday at 2:32 AM #19,998 Stargazing with someone special is something I'd love to do
EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 49,119 Thursday at 2:52 AM #19,999 Do what you're told and don't question it!
CiaoSteve Desires Abound Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 2,351 Thursday at 6:07 AM #20,000 It wouldn't be the same without a collar and some cuffs.... a shirt I mean.... what on earth were you thinking
It wouldn't be the same without a collar and some cuffs.... a shirt I mean.... what on earth were you thinking