Begin your sentence with..........

[vidiman]

Asshole, you calling me that is like me calling you a douche bag, butthole surfer !

 

[loquere]

Asshole, you calling me that is like me calling you a douche bag, butthole surfer !

Surfer dude I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to your mother, tell her my cock misses her asshole.

 

[billg1421]

Asshole, you calling me that is like me calling you a douche bag, butthole surfer !

"Butthole surfer" is a pretty unique way of calling someone a spelunker.

 

[vidiman]

Asshole... that's what she called you because you kept missing her sphincter

 

[vidiman]

("Butthole surfer" is a pretty unique way of calling someone a spelunker.)


Spelunker... even google had to delve into deep recesses to determine the meaning of that gem

 

[loquere]

Asshole... that's what she called you because you kept missing her sphincter

Sphincter was that originally a German word for Hitler?

 

[vidiman]

Hitler.. now there's a conversation piece!

 

[loquere]

Hitler.. now there's a conversation piece!

Piece of art isn't it? It took me months to finish that treehouse, built it myself, it even has an elevator down into the basement of the actual house.

 

[Tasty_GA_Honey]

House sitting is fun when the owner has a jacuzzi tub!

 

[loquere]

House sitting is fun when the owner has a jacuzzi tub!

Tub that's what I said so why the fuck is there a shower in my new bathroom, I left you to build it with specific instructions.

 

[Tasty_GA_Honey]

Instructions for anal fisting should include actual pictures of assholes.

 

[loquere]

Instructions for anal fisting should include actual pictures of assholes.

Assholes filled with chocolate sauce that's hot, desert anyone?

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Anyone think endless compromises shatter the illusion of integrity

 

[kurrginatorX]

Anyone think endless compromises shatter the illusion of integrity

Integrity is what most people lack nowadays.

 

[loquere]

Integrity is what most people lack nowadays.

Nowadays we need to stick to our principles no matter the cost.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Cost? they asked when I told them I had ridden shooting stars and said I'd show them how

 

[kurrginatorX]

Cost? they asked when I told them I had ridden shooting stars and said I'd show them how

How many times must I say that I love you before you finally understand: Won't you be my forever woman, I'll try to be your forever man.

 

[done_got_old]

How many times must I say that I love you before you finally understand: Won't you be my forever woman, I'll try to be your forever man.

Man, I think you're a bit delusional.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Man, I think you're a bit delusional.

Delusional or not, Clapton Rules!!!

 

[WetBiMoose]

Rules were made to be broken

 

[done_got_old]

Broken dishes is a disaster.

 

[ImpureMind]

Disaster avoided for now, but you can't avoid fate.

 

[billg1421]

Disaster avoided for now, but you can't avoid fate.

Fate, in my opinion, brings people together at the most inopportune times, yet for the most opportune reasons.

 

[ImpureMind]

Reasons to push this button right now are coming thick and fast.

 

[vidiman]

Fast tracking our way into a state of oblivion