Begin your sentence with..........

[ImpureMind]

Oblivion seemed so seductive at the time.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Oblivion seemed so seductive at the time.

Time kills us as we kill it.

 

[ImpureMind]

It was a terrible thing to witness.

 

[kurrginatorX]

It was a terrible thing to witness.

Witness, if you will, a man gone mad.

 

[done_got_old]

Witness, if you will, a man gone mad.

Mad is simply a state of mind.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Mad is simply a state of mind.

"Mind your manners," Mrs. De la Croix told her son.

 

[done_got_old]

"Mind your manners," Mrs. De la Croix told her son.

Son, please tell me your girlfriend isn't pregnant with quadruplets.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Son, please tell me your girlfriend isn't pregnant with quadruplets.

"Quadruplets? of course not, Mom. Quintuplets!!!"

 

[loquere]

"Quadruplets? of course not, Mom. Quintuplets!!!"

Quintuplets are too many fucking babies at once.

 

[ImpureMind]

Once someone told me they had seen a UFO.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Once someone told me they had seen a UFO.

UFO coverups are the government's specialty, according to conspiracy theorists.

 

[loquere]

UFO coverups are the government's specialty, according to conspiracy theorists.

Theorists are the enemy.

 

[ImpureMind]

Enemy in hiding, just over the ridge line.

 

[loquere]

Enemy in hiding, just over the ridge line.

Line of sugar please.

 

[ImpureMind]

Please, bend over so I can get a tiny flash of your panties.

 

[done_got_old]

Panties worn should always be clean.

 

[ImpureMind]

Clean air is taken for granted.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Clean air is taken for granted.

Granted immunity for his testimony, the Mafia hitman outed several Family members.

 

[done_got_old]

Granted immunity for his testimony, the Mafia hitman outed several Family members.

Members who reached out from prison and had him snuffed out.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Members who reached out from prison and had him snuffed out.

Out of concern for his wife, she was placed in Witless procrastination.

 

[PattiJolene]

Procrastination is the thief of time....

 

[kurrginatorX]

Procrastination is the thief of time....

Time to make the doughnuts ...

 

[PattiJolene]

Doughnuts are a weakness of mine.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Doughnuts are a weakness of mine.

Mine Craft is losing popularity.

 

[ImpureMind]

Popularity contests will only lead to depression.