Begin your sentence with..........

[PrissOff]

Balls are fun, tennis balls, baseballs, basketballs, I love how they all bounce.

 

[Underscore_2]

Bounce yours where you like but mine are staying in my pocket

 

[PrissOff]

Pockets are not meant for containing balls, especially not the heavy ones.

 

[Underscore_2]

One's balls, One's choice, surely

 

[EctoJohn]

Surely you can't be serious.

 

[Luscious_Delight]

Serious as a heart attack.

 

[Ramkhadak]

Attack the weakness, not strength

 

[F3x0r]

Strength is one thing, but wit, that's the key

 

[Ramkhadak]

Key to wit is not eating pork,said the bard

 

[stressedsubject]

Bard of the party: "Can I seduce the dra.... I want to roll to seduce the dragon"

 

[Underscore_2]

Dragon was a mythical creature from a surreal time and place

 

[Ramkhadak]

Place where dragons belched fire was it's nostril.

 

[Underscore_2]

Nostril be damned fire always comes from the belly

 

[Ramkhadak]

Belly buttons are often cute

 

[Underscore_2]

Cute if you say so but my eyes are elsewhere

 

[Luscious_Delight]

Elsewhere is where everyone else is.

 

[Orwellian69]

Is this it?

 

[Luscious_Delight]

It is.

 

[Underscore_2]

Is that an invitation to allow my eyes to wander?

 

[Underscore_2]

Is this it?

(Come on you can do better than that surely)

 

[Luscious_Delight]

Wander from the path and it may not go well for you.

 

[Luscious_Delight]

(Come on you can do better than that surely)

(Better?)

 

[Underscore_2]

You might find something that you weren't anticipating

 

[Luscious_Delight]

You didn't mean that for me.

 

[Luscious_Delight]

Anticipating is most of the fun.