Begin your sentence with..........

[Underscore_2]

Fun and games are what are surely expected, yes

 

[ccs29745]

Yes to fun and games before this heat kicks in.

 

[Underscore_2]

In the beginning was the cold wind, and the cold came before the heat, when will the heat kick in again, cos its still cold and windy...

 

[CiaoSteve]

Windy is a reaction to eating too many beans

 

[Underscore_2]

Beans should therefore be considered as an alternative method for crowd dispersal

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Dispersal of seeds is effective in high volumes and frequency.

 

[Underscore_2]

Frequency of farts might also improve performance

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Performance output is directly correlated to quality of input.

 

[Underscore_2]

Input peanuts get monkeys

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Monkeys throw poo; do you?

 

[Underscore_2]

You may be right, you may be wrong, this is a line from a famous song

 

[CiaoSteve]

Song of a whale is meant to be quite relaxing

 

[cactusjack0584]

Relaxing is hard to come by sometimes

 

[Underscore_2]

Sometimes, yes, but we have to make best of our opportunities

 

[CiaoSteve]

Opportunities arise in the most surprising of places, make sure to grab them with both hands

 

[Underscore_2]

Hands off my significant other or you'll regret your move buddy

 

[CiaoSteve]

Buddy, have you asked them what they want?

 

[Underscore_2]

Want your creepy hands off their butt, that's what they said

 

[CiaoSteve]

Said enough, but I never wanted their creepy butt anyway

 

[Underscore_2]

Anyway youre getting my fat fist if you're still here in five, four, three....oh wait, you're my chauffeur

 

[CiaoSteve]

Chauffeur... isn't that the guy who cuts your hair?

 

[Underscore_2]

Hair's to you then, buddy, mines a whiskey, and none of the cheap stuff. Put it on my tab

 

[CiaoSteve]

Tab quickly grows in size as I order a bottle of Jura 14 year old and two glasses

 

[Underscore_2]

Glasses filled, I send you back for the other bottle

 

[Katiel3036]

Glasses have disapered after a drukin affair