Begin your sentence with..........

[GraiceeGirl]

Say what you will about me and then go jump in a lake.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Lake District is a beautiful place but be prepared, the weather can change in a flash

 

[Underscore_2]

Flash floods are becoming more and more common due to climate change and its kinda worrying unless you live on a hill

 

[CiaoSteve]

Hill starts are so much easier in modern cars than they used to be... no more do you need to find the biting point

 

[Underscore_2]

Point is, if this were a serious thread I'd be putting you on ignore for constantly talking crap

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Crap, why do I always lose bets?

 

[Underscore_2]

Bets I'll have deserted this site by tomorrow

 

[CiaoSteve]

Tomorrow I am wondering if they'll be true to their word or simply make another u-turn

 

[Underscore_2]

Turn it off before you make the sky cry

 

[bikerbonez]

cry me a river

 

[Underscore_2]

River of love seems to be missing in too many peoples lives

 

[CiaoSteve]

Live sport is better than televised

 

[Underscore_2]

Televised or live, football is still 22 people kicking a bag of wind around a field

 

[CiaoSteve]

Field of corn suddenly has an unusual geometric pattern of circles in the middle

 

[ccs29745]

Middle of the corn field is a good place to spot alien life.

 

[Underscore_2]

Middle of my head is a brain and it doesn't hold with such nonsense

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Nonsense or poppycock, can sometimes be fun for some

 

[Underscore_2]

Some are honest, some are more economic with the truth

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Truth or Dare is a popular game for teenagers

 

[Underscore_2]

Teenagers often show more sense of integrity than many litsters here

 

[Adrian81]

Here be perverts, charmers and funny fuckers. Good people

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

People will always show you who they are if you pay attention.

 

[ccs29745]

Attention everyone, whoever left the heat on high outside, please turn it down.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Down and down Alice fell, tumbling head first into the rabbit hole

 

[Underscore_2]

Holee batcrap, do I detect a stroke of plagiarism here?