Begin your sentence with..........

[CiaoSteve]

Weasels are like ferrets, just don't let one run up your trouser leg... you know they'll be searching for nuts

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Nuts doesn’t just describe what’s in the bowl anymore.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Anymore train cancellations and I'll scream

 

[MightyMilly]

Scream as loud as you want, sweetheart, he said, no one can here you this far out in the country!

 

[CiaoSteve]

Country bumpkin is a somewhat derogatory term for an unsophisticated or uneducated person from a rural area

 

[Underscore_2]

Area of a circle is Pi (r) squared

 

[Adrian81]

Squared crisps are something tasty I haven't had for a while. Especially salt & vinegar

 

[Browneyegirl75]

Vinegar and salt potatoe chips are disgusting.

 

[Underscore_2]

Disgusting is an education system that can't teach how to spell potato

 

[CiaoSteve]

Potatoes, mashed, with pie and baked beans is what I have for dinner... pure comfort food... yummy

 

[Underscore_2]

Yummy is an apt description depending on the quality of the components

 

[CiaoSteve]

Component parts, when put together in the correct order, are the building blocks of every Lego model

 

[GraiceeGirl]

Model homes always look so nice and are fun to tour.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Tours by boat down the rivers of Europe are a relaxing way to spend a holiday

 

[Underscore_2]

Holidays in South East Asia are considerably cheaper and offer a much more exotic experience

 

[Browneyegirl75]

Experience can make you wise.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Experience life as the locals do, that's what I enjoy when I go travelling

 

[Underscore_2]

Travelling solo is fun but carries greater risks

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Risks without rewards are simply consequences.

 

[F3x0r]

Risks without rewards are simply consequences.

Consequences, for bad bets must be paid.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Consequences, for bad bets must be paid.

Paid in a timely manner, lest they be sent to collections.

 

[Underscore_2]

Collections used to be found in public museums and galleries but now they're hidden in the vaults of pension and investment conglomerates

 

[CiaoSteve]

Conglomerates are the owners of some surprisingly common everyday brands

 

[Underscore_2]

Brands, AND politicians, I might add...

 

[CiaoSteve]

Add up all the times you've said thank you today and then take away all the times somebody has said thank you to you... positive or negative?