Begin your sentence with..........

[CiaoSteve]

Older than four but maybe not five... I'll insist you recognise me as four and a half

 

[snebb]

Half of my life has been spent in chasing what the first half hated doing!

 

[ccs29745]

Doing the best i can for my family is a never ending choice I make.

 

[Shady_nz]

Make those your priority and you will be blessed beyond measure

 

[snebb]

Measure your wins by the number of people who choked with tears in their eyes as they laughed at/with/for/by you!

 

[Musinginspace]

Tuppence used to buy a pound of rice according to Pop Goes the Weasel

This thread looked like fun! I thought I'd pitch in until I saw weasel! Thanks!

 

[MerryeMikee]

Weasel words from rhyming slang, a few pennies for pawning a coat.

 

[snebb]

Coat my tongue with your moonlight, I want to lick this ocean dry!

 

[Underscore_2]

Dry your tears for those two fools who disrupted the thread's flow have disappeared, hopefully never to return

 

[LizWetmore]

Return of Saturn was an okay album

 

[snebb]

Album can be salvaged if there are cute cartoons on the cover

 

[MerryeMikee]

Cover your tracks (and never dare make an error) if you can, to hide from thread self-appointed judges.

 

[Beardy_181]

Judges, or at least the self appointed ones, are usually the most unhappy of people.

 

[snebb]

People will sing and dance under the eclipse, and everyone will forget the old woe.

 

[KatNipHigh]

Woe is me.

 

[snebb]

“Me”, did you say the chocolates were for? Thanks a lot but I would listen to you vent rather partake in the dessert!

 

[KatNipHigh]

Dessert?! Tsk, tsk, tsk.... Chocolate is the main course!

 

[snebb]

Course of the evening now depends on whether you share the chocolate.

 

[KatNipHigh]

Chocolate sharing is the best way to enjoy the deliciousness.

 

[snebb]

Deliciousness is as much about the sweetness of the chocolate on the tongue as the ecstasy of the aftertaste in the mind.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Mind over matter works surprisingly well until temptation gets involved.

 

[snebb]

Involved my friends yesterday while cooking dinner, now I have no idea what we really ate.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Ate a rather spicy Thai red curry tonight, with spring rolls

 

[snebb]

Rolls and spicy curry? Well color me shocked and call me sugar for I could eat that right now.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Now the wok is empty, with only the washing up to be undertaken