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[BeautifulShadows18]

Undertaken reluctantly because apparently dishes still refuse to wash themselves.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Themselves to wash would be great, but without drying it is only half a job

 

[snebb]

Job is what the job does, is it true that drying is more fun than washing?

 

[Underscore_2]

Washing dishes must be one of the most degrading ways to earn a crust

 

[Adrian81]

Crust myths include that eating it will make your hair curly. This stopped me eating my crusts when I was young

 

[snebb]

Young minds hold so much hope, no idea where it vanishes years later!

 

[Underscore_2]

Later we learn that all the promises held no water

 

[snebb]

Water down those hopes in a big glass of rum, they are not becoming us, not by a long stretch of a mile.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Miles away from here a squirrel scampered through a park looking for a nut.

 

[Underscore_2]

Nuts are to be found everywhere in every thread hiding amongst the other inhabitants of this jolly platform

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Platform sandals are cute until you trip and fall on your ass.

 

[EctoJohn]

Ass?! I told you to get a mule!

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Mule, ass…you’re being awfully picky for someone who asked me to handle transportation.

 

[snebb]

Transportation of strawberries should be in uncovered boxes and on bicycles

 

[Underscore_2]

Bicycles, or bikes, are what we used to call the village whore, back in the day

 

[snebb]

Day after day, I yearn to visit my village again.

 

[KatNipHigh]

Again, we have storms in the forecast.

 

[snebb]

Forecast for storms mean we stay in, drink hot chocolate and watch HBO all day long

 

[Underscore_2]

Long time since we saw Emperical on this site, I wonder what they're calling themselves nowadays

 

[Esther_Montanus]

Nowadays, marriage is no longer the ultimate goal for a woman.

 

[ccs29745]

Nowadays it's hard to keep up with the different alts some people make.

 

[MerryeMikee]

Make The Playground come alive with fun and wordplay.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Wordplay is where clever minds and questionable humor meet.

 

[Ramkhadak]

Meet under the beautiful shadows for an afternoon of love and lust

 

[snebb]

Lust is like fire in the wind, once it is burnt, all there is are cold winds biting your thighs and butt!