Begin your sentence with..........

[UsuallyPresent]

To spank, or to wank, is never the question, for the simple truth is the answer is BOTH

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Both of my new toys have been such a treat!

 

[Trubbycat]

Treat or trick, here is my dick.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Dick is tricky about slipping in without the neighbors knowing.

 

[EctoJohn]

Knowing how you die kinda spoils the surprise.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Knowing how you die kinda spoils the surprise.

surprise isn't the word if you already know how you will die

 

[ccs29745]

Die one day I will, until then, live and love I will.

 

[Coyote100]

Will l ever finish the home projects l have started?

 

[Shady_nz]

Started to sing in the movie theatre but stopped very quickly as I didn't want to frighten anyone

 

[trinething1ns]

Anyone out there?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

There's nobody here but us chickens.

 

[EctoJohn]

Chickens don't make for very good roommates.

 

[summer_reine]

Roommates often act like chickens, eating anything you leave out and making messes everywhere

 

[MiaBabe23]

Everywhere you look, there’s indefatigable hope

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Hope springs eternal, leaking everywhere. Where’d that mop go?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Go clear your own mess

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Mess is chaos, is possibility, is fertilizer, is growth.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Growth can come from and go in all directions

 

[TXRafe]

directions should be clear and concise, leaving little room for interpretation.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Interpretation errors during DNA transcription are one potential source of novel cancer.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Cancer needs to be treated efficiently, and the person lovingly

 

[TXRafe]

lovingly care for your partner and be as supportive as possible...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Possible routes include front & back doors, most operable windows, the cellar way, and the ever-traditional chimney, Mr. Claus, if you choose to accept.

 

[trinething1ns]

Accept this gift of six goats and four chickens, please, in exchange for your daughter’s hand in marriage.

 

[kinkincguy]

‘marriage, such a cunning ruse’ he grumbled